Rooster Teeter Quotes

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“Get back in your car you little worm.”

- Michael Jones

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“It doesn’t matter if you ask the right questions as long as you keep asking them.” - Gus Sorola

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Every clock is a peodophile two times a day.

Michael Jones

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I kinda wanna fuck that moon

Miles Luna

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Bethany: [reading a question for Mariel] Why do you dress the way you do?

Mariel: Because I'm gay

[minecraft-swear-jar]

Gavin: can someone do me a lemon jim-jam?

Michael: uh, English please.

Jeremy: I can do you a favor.

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Bethany: [reading a question for Mariel] Why do you dress the way you do?

Mariel: Because I'm gay

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Geoff: Millie, you don't have to punch anybody

Millie: I'll do it for the kids

[nothing-in-the-ordinary]

Pussies have babies, they’re pretty durable.

Caiti Ward (via

nothing-in-the-ordinary

)

Next time you go to call someone a “pussy”, consider that.

(via caitiward)

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My life is a series of dumb choices.

Geoff Ramsey

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I'd do an impression of you, but I don't have a dick in my mouth.

Ryan Haywood

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People like grapes.

Gavin Free

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The sky is bigger than the ground.

Gavin Free

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Do I come down to where you work and knock the dicks out of your mouth?!

Burnie Burns

[ragingmichael]

ahwu#327

[exinspired-blog]

(27:17) Let's Play: Minecraft – Episode 215 – Battle Mode

Michael: Shiver me titties. Jeremy: Aw, shivery titties must suck. Mica: Cold boobs is, in fact, not fun.

[gaming-all-by-myself]