More Twitch quotes from Feb. 24
âThe creator of Batboy, the musical.â
âI donât know the Catbug.â
âExcuse me, sir, there are no performers allowed.â
âSir, we didnât order a mime.â
âAnd then he.. died? And was rebornâŠâ
âSo have you ever been a mime before?â
âYouâre already able to walk around and look places; thatâs more than people who have never played games can do.â
-sad trombone sound effect-
âThis is the newest Mario game, Fallout.â
âHe is in a box of gratitude!â
âYou hit a landmine, so youâve lost both of your legs. But itâs fine! Nobody panic!â
âTheyâre growing my legs back, dude.â
âI think I like⊠stole your baby and killed your spouse.â
âGreenscreen dreams- shattered.â
âAre you squishing my face? Thatâs very productive.â
âWeâre opening song requests for whistling.â
âIâm close micinâ it.â
âHeâs doing magic tricks. I donât know whatâs happened.â
âLookinâ fine, even as a mime.â
âWhen the flavors all come together like that, itâs pure genius.â
âAn upper class twit.â
âJust for buying the game, you get a trophy.â
âThey throw things at me- see? This is love.â
âIn the past five minutes, youâve been called a precious sunflower seed, a cinnamon roll, an actual cinnamon roll, and someone claimed that they would lose a leg for you.â
âI really wanted to know about all of the cinnamon rolls!â
âI never wanted to be a pastry before now!â
âHis hair would taste like sweaty ramune.â
âAnd then you invited me to Chipotle. And it made my life.â
âWe are several tens of thousands of dollars in debt because of ______.â
âThatâs one of the things you tell kids and they believe you.â
âIn his cinnamon roll, thereâs a razor blade.â
âDear boy, why donât you come over here and sit on my lap?â
âHe smells like licorice and broken dreams.â
âIâm feeling all kinds of possessive right now.â
âThis looks⊠inappropriate.â
âIt sounds like a baby being strangled!â
âShut your cute ass up!â
âEvery time _____ smiles, a puppy is born.â
âHe died from poor life choices.â