Severe Dorkitude

[rubburtrogdor]

If dealing with a person that has anxiety makes you mad and you think they're just acting like a bitch, perhaps you should take a step back and reevaluate yourself before dealing with any more people.

[tanyshark-deactivated20191217]

if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am

sorry

[rubburtrogdor]

If you say you're friends, don't ignore people when they text or DM or snap you. A simple response, just to ackowledge their message. Don't just leave the person on read. It's rude to only reply to certain messages and not all of them.

It don't matter if they are confessing their undying love for you, tell you a joke, or showing you what their up to. If you don't want to talk to that person, just say so. Tell them to stop and go about your way, cause you're certainly not friends.

[rubburtrogdor]

When you see other people going out and having fun and realize that is what you need to help you wind down from life but yet don't have the pleasure of having the time to go out nor the people to go out with.

[rubburtrogdor]

Why is it that the thing you didn't do that caused the break up is the exact thing your S.O. has done at the same time? Yet you're the one that gets blamed for not changing to make it right and causing the break up.

[rubburtrogdor]

When your break up is amicable, there is not big fight or hard feelings about it. Then your ex starts making posts about about "you letting the good one get away" as if to kick you in the face. But they're "honestly not trying to hurt you".

[coolnessgraphed]

[10knotes]

I now pronounce you husband and wife..RELEASE THE KRAKEN

[mattawhiteley]

#buttonx #gamermeme

[rubburtrogdor]

When you feel you weren't given a chance to make fix the problems with your relationship and that you know you can make the changes necessary to make it work if given the chance, but now don't want to look/feel like a wimp by askinh for a second chance. Even though it's what you want to scream at the top of your lungs.

[outofcontextdnd]

“for valiantly withstanding your assault, the wall gains 800 xp. the wall levels up, and multiclasses into a door.”

— -the dm, winging it

[rubburtrogdor]

When your S.O. decides that you are no longer capable of giving what they need and completely rip your heart out. Yet, you've had such a life of heartbreak in the past that your body has stopped being able to create tears for such an event. You want them to fall but are unable to produce the searched for outcome.

[sosei]

Sam has achieved his Final Form in preparation for this boss fight

[we-are-a-dragon]

River (shifter druid): Can I have a +3 bonus against fire?

DM: …If you can justify it.

River: I mean, you did just say ‘any questions?’.

[its-little-miss-muffet]

Scanlan: I have an action! I could do anything!

Travis, ready to MURDER: Yeah, you could PLAY THE FUCKING FLUTE

[dm-paul-weber]

OVER 300 DOWNLOADABLE & PRINTABLE D&D CARDS!

I made over 300 of these bad boys to better help new players understand equipment or simply to add a more organized way of playing. All equipment, items, gear, vehicles, weapons, and armor are included in the free PDF with the google drive link below.

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[printableheroes]

I don’t believe this can be shared enough times, so cool!

[failnation]

Classic college humour

[shrimppunk-deactivated20170902]

D&D Text Adventure Project

While I was pooping I decided I would take the free D&D Basic Rules for 5E and make a text adventure out of it. The game will have four races (Human, Dwarf, Elf, Halfling, with subraces) and four classes (Fighter, Rogue, Wizard, Cleric, with specializations up to 5th level). The game at the very least will include a single village or town, and at least one dungeon. There will be wilderness locations and random encounters while traveling.

I’m hoping to figure out a way to have a map that updates as you explore the dungeon, and maybe even shows where enemies are relative to you. My first task however is to get character creation up and running.