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Your local failure

[cherwallyx]

[cherwallyx]

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

[hippiedippieblondie]

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

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[konoko]

[kushblazer666]

its friday bitches tonight finna be a movie

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

"is 35 too old for the club?"

Madonna is still singing about popping her pussy on the dancefloor at nearly 70 years old

[the-frog-blog]

Charli xcx was 53 when she wrote brat

[gazehaven]

[dykeferatu]

[dykeferatu]

[yayscrolling]

I am unseeing evil now starting now right now

[bonhooo]

[itsanxiete]

[modelsof-color]

Tass Sarr at Robert Wun Couture Fall 26

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[byjove]

My great uncle has a fairly large port wine birthmark on his face. As a very young child, far too young to understand the offensive connotations of the question, I asked him what happened to his face. He told me he used to work with dangerous chemicals and got splashed in the face and burned when he was a young man. I was totally willing to believe there was a chemical that left you with a permanent red-purple patch if it touched your skin. No childhood pictures exist of him because he was a foster kid in the 60s and 70s so I really believed that story until adulthood. He got me good.

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