fuck this.

Ruben Callum Watts. Jersey Blood living in a little old town. Video Games is my passion, college is way better than high school - even though there's more work. Alex is a fucking idiot. {RP Blog; not Michael unfortunately}

[madame-tegan-laurie]

Scientifically men have better upper body strength, whereas women have better lower body strength; I think it has something to do with giving birth.

[rubenwatts]

You obviously haven’t seen my leg muscle guns of steel. 

[ren-maine]

You’re just a wimp who needs to stretch better, honestly.

[rubenwatts]

Who you calling a wimp? Fight me. 

[ember-enby-elis]

Don’t be a whimp. Leg day’s important.

[rubenwatts]

It doesn’t look very good when I can barely walk. 

[jameson-kyle]

Because you were thinking about having nice legs? *laughs.* How hard did you work though that you can’t hold yourself up? Sheesh man. 

[rubenwatts]

No point in having nice legs if I can’t use them. *chuckles* Too much, to be honest. At least this makes me feel better not going in tomorrow.

[rubenwatts]

Why the fuck did I think ‘leg day’ was going to be a good idea? *he whined and held himself up*

[madame-tegan-laurie]

Derek Morgan can call me baby girl...

[madame-tegan-laurie]

Yeah, I’d like that.

[rubenwatts]

*nods and holds his arm out for hers to loop* Come on then.

[rubenwatts]

Text: Ruben?

Text: Alex? Sup dude?

[gavvyboifree]

Everyone’s faces in this are brilliant.

[x]

[madame-tegan-laurie]

Derek Morgan can call me baby girl...

[madame-tegan-laurie]

Oh, okay, that makes sense. 

[rubenwatts]

*nods and scratches the back of his neck* So - maybe I can invite you over to mine for take-out and criminal minds marathon?

[madame-tegan-laurie]

Derek Morgan can call me baby girl...

[madame-tegan-laurie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah,something like that.

[rubenwatts]

To be honest, I thought I’d spend some time to myself to work on myself being more positive before being around other people. 

[madame-tegan-laurie]

Derek Morgan can call me baby girl...

[madame-tegan-laurie]

You wanna fight? Square up, bruh.

[rubenwatts]

You see these guns? You don’t stand a chance, Laurie. *sticks his tongue out and shoves her playfully* Does that mean you’ve missed me?

[madame-tegan-laurie]

Derek Morgan can call me baby girl...

[madame-tegan-laurie]

I think so? [smacks his arm] Where the hell have you been?

[rubenwatts]

Oh you know; playing video games, going to college - my house has been my favorite place ever, *raises his eyebrow* Tryna smack me, bitch? I’ll smack you. 

[madame-tegan-laurie]

Derek Morgan can call me baby girl...

[madame-tegan-laurie]

White chocolate tastes gross no matter what the brand.

[rubenwatts]

Ooh. So that’s why everyone goes black and never comes back?

[madame-tegan-laurie]

Derek Morgan can call me baby girl...

[madame-tegan-laurie]

How about white chocolate?

[rubenwatts]

As long as that white chocolate is Lindt brand. I’m classy.

[madame-tegan-laurie]

Derek Morgan can call me baby girl...

[rubenwatts]

What would he call me then? Baby boy?

[achievementt-teeth]

This is honestly my favourite picture ever

[alexandermaine]

[he jumped out of his skin at his voice, turning around and swallowing].. Ruben?

Originally posted by cakelesscrystal

[rubenwatts]

I am last time I checked. *he smiled softly* Hellooo.