The only reason I haven’t slept with this man Is because he’s playing hard to get.
(He’s fictional btw)
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The only reason I haven’t slept with this man Is because he’s playing hard to get.
(He’s fictional btw)
arthur hills cover of careless whisper is actually making me emotional I need therapy.
i think arthur hills cover of careless whisper is bringing me closer to an orgasm then any man ever will x
THE better Baddingham, my underappreciated king. I hope this season treats you well 🫦
Still can’t believe this is the same man who plays Jason in Miranda
Guys, I fear i will never love again because no man will compare to Aragorn, son of Arathorn, heir to Isildur, Rightful King of Gondor
Middle Earth's dirty little secrets (smut)
chapter 1: what’s a Kili? (Kili x Legolas)
(ps everything typed like this is elvish)
“so you are the dwarf Tauriel likes?” Legolas asks Kili who was standing in front of him. Legolas found him wondering around in the forest, when the dwarf notices the presence of the elf, he fell into the water. So offering him to go to the palace and give him some of his own clothes, so Kili’s clothes could dry was the least he could do. Legolas made sure no one saw them entering the palace and going towards his chambers.
“she does like me?” Kili answered excited but the excitement immediately vanished when the elf prince turned his head and looked stern at the tall dwarf.
“So tell me dwarf, what is it that you like about us elves? And do not give me that innocent look. I have heard about Rivendell” the elfling said while he walked around Kili tabbing his shoulders.
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Me watching Fellowship of the Ring: hey this is pretty cool!
Aragorn: *exists*
Me:
“Indulge” is soooo good! Innocent and inexperienced Legolas is one of my absolute favorite hc’s. Could we maybe get a part 2, where rolls are reversed? Legolas wants to return the favor but isn’t really sure how? I mean, female anatomy is a bit confusing lmao
here it is, served on a silver platter
Indulge (Pt 2)
Legolas x f!reader smut
[ Read part 1 here ] [ Lord of the Rings Masterlist ] Also was further inspired by this ask! Summary: Legolas does a little more than return the favour to you Word count: 4.3k
Content warning (MDNI) - explicit sexual content, oral sex (f recieving), p in v sexual intercourse, vaginal fingering, a lot of power play (sub!legolas <-> softdom!legolas), use of magic during sexual acts (magical stimulation), mild dom/sub dynamics, possessive behaviour and language, creampie, marking, bodily fluids, orgasm control and overstimulation, size kink, light bdsm (pinning, marking, restraint), praise kink (slight), loss of control (legolas), semivirgin!legolas, mortal x elf smut, PWP, established relationship
You felt the air leave your lungs as Legolas pushed you down onto the sheets beneath him. His long limbs caged you, giving you no chance to escape.
"Now then... shall I try this mortal art upon you?" he smirked over you as he began to finger the ties of your pants. He flicks his eyes, which were still slightly glassy and dazed from his high before, up to yours to watch for some kind of permission from you.
"Legolas, love," you purred at his eagerness as you reached a hand to his soft face. "There's no need, really."
He cuts you off quickly. "No, meleth nin. Please. You showed me so much. I wish to please you... as you did with me."
"The hearts of men are easily corrupted." Wake Up Dead Man (2025) & Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
Bonus for @mykingdomforasong:
i knew the ukyt hyperfixation was bad when it made me actually start caring about football themed videos
Now you see me 3 SPOILERS
something about them completely flipping the whole lula being completely infatuated with jack from before he even met her to her being jaded and him being completely head over heels in love with her in the third film MADE it for me ugh never getting over THEM
this was the ONLY way they could’ve done it.
can we talk about will in glasses omfg
ANON, OF COURSE WE CAN!! will in glasses to me literally sums up the duality of him, if you please let me explain:
I need someone to make an edit of Jud from WUDM to You Are Here by James Marriott please and thank you.
I’ve made amends with the old me type shit
heyyy could you write a will x reader fic where reader is james’s younger sister (maybe by quite a few years) and is friends with will as well and they decide to surprise james at one of his shows together? but will is more focused on watching her dance to the music and realises he likes her, maybe end in smut? it’s up to you queen ❤️
mistakes ── willne⋆⭒˚.⋆
pairing: willne x fem marriott! sister
warnings/contents: smut, p in v, fingering, public sex, bathroom sex
a/n: i got a little carried away and it got a little flithy.... hope you enjoy anon 🙂↔️
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requests are open and i'm happy to write whatever, hope you enjoy xx
You hadn’t been backstage at one of James’s shows in years.
hey hey hey. could you write james marriott smut?? like he falls asleep next to y/n because they have a sleepover/share a hotel room while he's on tour and he has a sex dream. y/n just lies there while he makes noises until he wakes up and they end up fucking xxx totally fine if not luv u
.ೀ everything she wants
summary : same as req !
pairing : james marriott x fem!reader
warnings : mdni 18+! pinv, unprotected sex (dont do this!), oral (f!recieving), dirty talk, use of word slut
notes : so fun thank you!!! req in bio <3
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you’d only been to see james a few times on tour. with all the work you still had to do, you’d made time whenever possible. using sick days at work to spend a night in birmingham wasn’t your dream of a saturday night, but you were here now. sat backstage whilst james played in front of his audience. you’d been shocked at how big the fans had grew since you’d last seen him, and how many people found something they enjoy with someone you loved just as much. to tell the truth, you’d maybe always had a thing for him. subtly, quietly, in the background. you’d never displayed any signs of this, you wanted james’ music to be his priority and it was. but now you’d seen him on stage, passionate for something, performing infront of all these people who care? it shifted something in you. you loved it. you hear james finish his set, thank the crowd and make his way off stage. the first thing he did was pull you into a particularly sweaty hug, grabbing you and embracing you. you’d missed this. he takes his time to go around to everyone backstage, greeting and saying his praise and goodbyes in a rush. you’d planned a sleepover tonight, like you used to do. you’d order food, watch a film and then travel to the next city in the morning. it reminded you both of the good old days, when you both had more time for one another.
settling into the hotel room, james had began ordering food and you went into the en-suite to shower off the day. you step into the heat of the shower, letting the water wash over you and making sure you didn’t wet your hair. you cleaned your body thoroughly, feeling filthy from the air of the train station and busy city you’d spent all day in. you hear the door knock, and hear some faint muffling. you assume this was the food arriving, and you take this as a que to jump out the shower and get your pyjamas on. drying yourself off and putting your moisturiser on. you leave the bathroom, feeling like a new woman. you’re greeted by the sight of james on the huge king bed, food in front of him and the tv at the end of the bed turned on.
“what do you wanna watch then?” he asks, smiling at you. he looked exhausted, clearly tired from the jumping around and singing he’d been doing all evening.
“hmmmmm” you start, rubbing your chin jokingly.
“fight club?” you say, more of an ask than a statement. you’d watched this film together for the first time years ago, so it felt like an easy option to pick. james scrolls through the tv eventually finding the film whilst you put your phone on charge and gather the rest of your things together. the film begins, james turns the light off but you keep your bedside lamp on whilst you eat. you finish your food, as does james, and you flick off the switch for the tiny lamp next to you. the room is plunged into darkness, and you shift next to james whilst staring at the screen. you mindlessly watch the film, paying little attention to whatevers happening and more attention to james next to you. you’d always liked him, sure. but nothing can compare to the way you feel around him now. the way he looks like he could throw you around the room, it’s evident he’s been in the gym a little bit more then usual. maybe it was wrong but, deep down you’d always wanted him.
snapped out of your thoughts, the bed shifts beside you. you look over, and in the dark you can make out james asleep, turned over to face you in the bed. you giggle quietly to yourself. the film must’ve been on for 20 minutes? but he was tired, and it made sense. you reached over for the remote to turn the volume down, but you hear james whimper. like an actual whimper. you pause for a second, not sure if you’d just made up whstever you heard or if it was real. you move as silently as possible, trying to not wake him up and catch whatever that noise was again. you grab your phone, and start scrolling mindlessly through instagram. forgetting that anything happened until you hear james whimper again, but louder this time. you put your phone down, and focus on this. why is he whimpering? what could he even be thinking of? the part of your brain who thinks of him as a friend is wondering how embarssing he’d find this when you tell him in the morning. the other part of you who wants to rip his clothes off is thinking of how much this turns you on. whimpering in bed next to you, unaware, you hear something more coherent escape his lips. your name. he says your name.
every part of you wants to wake him up, but part of this feels so exciting to you. james in bed next to you, moaning and whimpering your name? you’ve never felt so wet in your life. you’d give anything to have him fucking your in this bed right now, making you so drunk on his cock that you’re unable to walk. as if on cue, james reaches his arm out sleepily and brushes your lower stomach.
“james” you whisper, trying to knock some sense of consciousness into him. he groans, and your able to make out him opening his eyes in the dark.
“what’s wrong?” he speaks groggily, sounding a tad worried.
“you were … um” you begin, not sure of wether to tell him the truth. maybe he’ll be embaressed and leave.
“you were moaning” you admit, already feeling the second hand embarssment.
“oh i’m sorry” he states, meekishly. this was humbling for the both of you. you sit in silence for a minute.
“what was i like…saying?” he questions. you dont know wether to answer or not. this feels like it’d sent you into hibernation if you were him. but he’s your friend. right?
“you said my name at one point and you were just kind of like a blabbering mess of things and i tried to not listen but i kind of had to cause i’m so close and-“ you stop. you look down to james and hes gigging at you. how is he giggling?
“oh well, i’m sorry baby” he mewls, sending a shiver up your spine. baby? since when was ‘baby’ a thing? you ignore it, and stroke the back of his head thats now leaning on the bottom of your stomach, just above the heat burning your core. you’d never felt so turned on in your life, battling everything in you to not touch yourself right here. as if james had read your mind, he plants a kiss just above your pyajma waist band. he begins peppering kisses along the bottom of your stomach, and you let out a quiet whimper in response. you pull at the hair on the back of his head, knowing you want more than this. moaning quietly at the teasing james is doing to you, you feel your wetness growing inbetween your legs. james hand slides onto your thigh, just close enough to your core that he pushes up inside your pyjama shorts and runs a finger down your folds.
“this wet already?” he questions mockingly, knowing now you’d wanted him just as bad.
“we need to do something about this, dont we baby?” in speaking, he moves his hand to the waistband of your shorts and pulls down, you lift your back up off the bed as he pulls them down and throws them down, disregarding them for now.
inbetween your thighs, james sucks at your inner thighs, kissing them passionately.
“jjames” you manage to whimper, overcome with need and want. he looks up at you through his eyelashes, and moves over to your neglected pussy. he plants a kiss at your clit, sending pleasure up your entire body. james starts lapping at your pussy, as if he was starved. you feel his tongue pacing up your folds, taking extra care of the spots he noticed made you wince in pleasure. you become a blabbering mess of chanting his name over and over and fuck’s and yes’s. your mind was overwhelemed from the sheer amount of pleasure you felt, and how badly you needed him inside of you.
“need you so bad” you moan out, grinding your pussy against his mouth and so close to your orgasm .
“where do you need me?” he questions, replacing his mouth with his fingers pumping deep inside of you. he moves his body up to you to suck on your neck, finding a spot behind your ear which makes you melt into him.
“need y’inside” you whisper into his ear. you feel james jerk at this, suprised by your confession.
“you need to cum all over my fingers first if that’s what you want” james intructs you as you rock against his fingers fucking deep inside of you.
“can you do that for me? can you cum for me,baby?” as if on command, the coil in your stomach tightens and snaps, and you feel your release all over his fingers brushing your g-spot. moaning james’ name over and over until you come down from your orgasm, he continues fucking you though it.
kissing james’ mouth, you reach for the waistband of his joggers in order to get him out of them. he takes your hint, breaking the kiss to stand up and kick them off as quickly as possible. you slip your top off over your head and reposition yourself to the middle of the bed. james mounts you, getting on top of you as he leans into your mouth to kiss you again. james reaches down to his hard dick, pumping himself a few times before completely bottoming into you, unannounced. you moan sharply at the contact, feeling his tip so deep inside of you. james moves down to your neck, whilst still fucking you fast and hard. you knew you were close already, and he was fucking you as if he’d been waiting forever.
“do you wanna know why i was moaning your name?” he questions, already knowing the answer.
“yes p-please” you manage to answer, winded by the way his cock is reaching up so far inside of you.
“i’ve been dreaming about this” james starts, “i’ve been wanting to feel how you grip me since i met you”. taken aback by his confession, you moan harder than ever. all his words were doing was driving you closer to your second orgasm. james giggles at this, “i can feel you tightening around me” he states, “dirty little girl wanted me so bad, didnt she?” he teases. hearing that word come out of his mouth sends you over the edge, as you cum all over his dick. he doesnt falter his pace, your nonseical moaning made him realise you were close and he wanted to fuck you throughout.
“how did that feel, huh baby?” he asks, wanting to hear just what a mess you’d made of his dick as he was pumping inside of you.
“sso so good james” you answer, still hazy-minded from his pace. “i want you to cum inside please please” you beg, wanting to feel just how badly he’d been wanting you. you kiss the crook of his neck, and he grunts into you with the most force you’d experienced.
“such a good girl” james states through gritted teeth, knowing he’s so close to the edge. “i need you to be so full of me all the time baby” he admits like a secret, as you feel him cum inside of you. he fucks himself a few more strokes through his orgasm, and then pulls his dick out of you. he moves next to you, pulling you into his side for a few minutes.
“so” you start, absolutely exhausted from the fucking he’d just put you through, “how long have you wanted me for?”
room for one more?
dom!harry lewis x fem sub!reader x chris dixon x arthur fredrick
pt.2 of both? both.
summary: harry lets you have chris again, and someone else.
content: smut 18+, established relationship, foursome, pnv, oral (fem and masc receiving), fingering, handjob, multiple rounds and positions, dirty talk, rough sex, choking (don't do this), unprotected sex (definitely don't do this), brat taming (on the dl).
note: this is the filthiest most insane thing I've ever written. I hope you guys enjoy lol. the part two no one asked for lol. also you don't really have to read the first part, this can be a standalone.
holy hell
୨⎯𝑻𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 ➛ 𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝑳𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒚⎯୧
summary: all the times Will has teased you and the one time you tease him back | Will x fem! reader
notes: finally a will fic!
content: will being a tease, but it's mostly fluff
🥵🥵🥵 i need him.