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Cosmic Funnies
YOU ARE THE REASON
occasionally subtle
Kiana Khansmith
Product Placement
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Not today Justin
macklin celebrini has autism
NASA
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
RMH
noise dept.
taylor price
#extradirty
Origami Around
Cosimo Galluzzi
$LAYYYTER
PR's Tumblrdome
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@ruby-not-eyeball
Pssst...
hm?
what was that!?...
weird...
WHAT IS IT!?!
SHOW YOURSELF!!!!
Mhmhmhmhm...
[There's... a dark, unknown presence in the area... Eyeball feels watched.]
I-I know you're there..
COME OUT ALREADY!!!
IM NOT STUPID!!!
....I know you're around here...somewhere..
You should test it on Ruby 
Good idea, OOOH @ruby-not-eyeball get over here!
AT YOUR SERVICES.
wait..what's that exactly?
*throws ruby into the air with her wand*
Wow it does work good luck with your landing
WHA- AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LANNDDDDD!!?!??
You should test it on Ruby 
Good idea, OOOH @ruby-not-eyeball get over here!
AT YOUR SERVICES.
wait..what's that exactly?
you're beautiful ♡
I...
I-I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU!!!
GO A-AWAY!!!
gay
what is the meaning of this?..
ARE YOU INSULTING ME!?!
Pssst...
hm?
what was that!?...
weird...
WHAT IS IT!?!
SHOW YOURSELF!!!!
Says the gem that ran away from one 
Ha may I remind you that I beat alexandrite, besides you can’t talk about running away when you aren’t even coming out of asks and showing who you are
…. You wanna call that bluff again
Pffft hahahahahaha that’s what you look like what happened to you, and you think you can mock me
-aquamarine proceeds to get whacked over the head with her purse with more force than any morngnite should have, making her head spin for a couple minutes-
And you be a trifling cyan idiot.
OW! Hey what was that! If I had my wand you’d be sorry!
-another slap with the purse-
If you lie on that weapon so much, you are no used to any rebellion
And I could probably take you all out by myself
With how incompetent you are
As for my looks
I’m actually a perfect cut.
It’s just my DIAMOND made me as his first ever gem and He screwed up big time 
Uh no use! I’m the brains of this operation do you think ruby can come up with any plans!
Speaking of which @ruby-not-eyeball come help me with this bitch
AT YOUR SERVICE!!!
ILL GOUGE HER EYES OUT, LET ME AT HER!!!!
MY DAGGER IS READY!!!!
...what's going on again?
....hello..
..jasper...
it's a pleasure meeting- well..knowing you're here- on this- platform aswell..
@ruby-not-eyeball
hm. am i supposed to know you?
not..exactly...
I-I wish you did!!!!
..n-not that you have to of course!
I'm very fond of you jasper. your performance and attitude in general is very inspiring!
err... thanks? heh, you must be quite the fan. happy to please.
I am a HUGE FAN!!!!
IM SO HAPPY TO MEET YOU DEAREST JASPER!!!-
ahem- no problem. I certainly do find you appealing.
it's truly an honor to just be c-close to your presence!
you please me very much
Aren’t you a little fire spout 
EXCUSE ME!?
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!??!?
WHAT EVEN IS 'SPOUT'??
DONT YOU DARE CALL ME LITTLE!!!
Don’t take compliments well do you? 
...what're you implying?....
THAT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE A COMPLIMENT EXACTLY!!!
To be fair, I don’t interact with Ruby that much Outside of the occasional garnet fusions that would appear for therapy before I retired… although all of this might confuse you after all
By Homeworld standards I’m example of the most perfect of perfect gems…
White diamond being a bit envious of my Diamond for making me but all that probably confuses the stars out of you
are you calling me oblivious??
perhaps, stupid??????
I AM NOT STUPID!!!
IM NOT CONFUSED AT ALL!! I GET EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!!
ILL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT!!!
You know I’m almost the size of pink diamond right
Little fire
Calm yourself before you bite off more than you can chew as the organics Say
I-...
uh..
fine.
though I don't take orders from gems like...you.
Oh, and my dear Ruby
If you hurt a single organic
I will personally hunt you down, so you can be put on trial for your crimes
-she gets very much in his personal space-
So don’t let me catch you acting out
Or I’ll come for you
o-oh....
I- ehm...yes ma'am..
Good
Now, would you like to hold my prism for a couple seconds? I know Homeworld doesn’t allow y’all to touch the prisms of “high ranking” gems
So would you like to hold it for a couple seconds?
oh wow..
well if you'll allow me to. yes please!
-she holds out her prism-
I named her Georgina
I see...
-ruby gently reaches out for the said prism-
how peculiar..
How does it feel?
....
cold...
different.
....hello..
..jasper...
it's a pleasure meeting- well..knowing you're here- on this- platform aswell..
@ruby-not-eyeball
hm. am i supposed to know you?
not..exactly...
I-I wish you did!!!!
..n-not that you have to of course!
I'm very fond of you jasper. your performance and attitude in general is very inspiring!
I wonder how you would react one Ruby that got to be sapphire status due to her personality and rarity
she WHAT!?
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!!!!
HOW COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN!?!
THIS IS SIMPLY OUTRAGEOUS!!!!
IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Ruby stop grabbing all these action movies for movie night how much more can we learn from them
@number-1-universe-hater
ALOT!!
plusss, what about the movie nights after this?
we need more to be prepared of course!
These action movies were good for research but they’re so loud and just the same thing over and over
Why not get dramas those were actually entertaining- not that anything that happens on this back water planet is any good!
oh come on!!
action is way more entertaining and accurate!!
have you been in a war before? I doubt it!! action is great at recreating these past events!!
I don't see what's so good about these sappy dramas, they're so..emotional..
Ruby stop grabbing all these action movies for movie night how much more can we learn from them
@number-1-universe-hater
ALOT!!
plusss, what about the movie nights after this?
we need more to be prepared of course!
Aren’t you a little fire spout 
EXCUSE ME!?
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!??!?
WHAT EVEN IS 'SPOUT'??
DONT YOU DARE CALL ME LITTLE!!!
Don’t take compliments well do you? 
...what're you implying?....
THAT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE A COMPLIMENT EXACTLY!!!
To be fair, I don’t interact with Ruby that much Outside of the occasional garnet fusions that would appear for therapy before I retired… although all of this might confuse you after all
By Homeworld standards I’m example of the most perfect of perfect gems…
White diamond being a bit envious of my Diamond for making me but all that probably confuses the stars out of you
are you calling me oblivious??
perhaps, stupid??????
I AM NOT STUPID!!!
IM NOT CONFUSED AT ALL!! I GET EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!!
ILL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT!!!
You know I’m almost the size of pink diamond right
Little fire
Calm yourself before you bite off more than you can chew as the organics Say
I-...
uh..
fine.
though I don't take orders from gems like...you.
Oh, and my dear Ruby
If you hurt a single organic
I will personally hunt you down, so you can be put on trial for your crimes
-she gets very much in his personal space-
So don’t let me catch you acting out
Or I’ll come for you
o-oh....
I- ehm...yes ma'am..
Good
Now, would you like to hold my prism for a couple seconds? I know Homeworld doesn’t allow y’all to touch the prisms of “high ranking” gems
So would you like to hold it for a couple seconds?
oh wow..
well if you'll allow me to. yes please!
-she holds out her prism-
I named her Georgina
I see...
-ruby gently reaches out for the said prism-
how peculiar..
Aren’t you a little fire spout 
EXCUSE ME!?
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!??!?
WHAT EVEN IS 'SPOUT'??
DONT YOU DARE CALL ME LITTLE!!!
Don’t take compliments well do you? 
...what're you implying?....
THAT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE A COMPLIMENT EXACTLY!!!
To be fair, I don’t interact with Ruby that much Outside of the occasional garnet fusions that would appear for therapy before I retired… although all of this might confuse you after all
By Homeworld standards I’m example of the most perfect of perfect gems…
White diamond being a bit envious of my Diamond for making me but all that probably confuses the stars out of you
are you calling me oblivious??
perhaps, stupid??????
I AM NOT STUPID!!!
IM NOT CONFUSED AT ALL!! I GET EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!!
ILL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT!!!
You know I’m almost the size of pink diamond right
Little fire
Calm yourself before you bite off more than you can chew as the organics Say
I-...
uh..
fine.
though I don't take orders from gems like...you.
Oh, and my dear Ruby
If you hurt a single organic
I will personally hunt you down, so you can be put on trial for your crimes
-she gets very much in his personal space-
So don’t let me catch you acting out
Or I’ll come for you
o-oh....
I- ehm...yes ma'am..
Good
Now, would you like to hold my prism for a couple seconds? I know Homeworld doesn’t allow y’all to touch the prisms of “high ranking” gems
So would you like to hold it for a couple seconds?
oh wow..
well if you'll allow me to. yes please!
Aren’t you a little fire spout 
EXCUSE ME!?
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!??!?
WHAT EVEN IS 'SPOUT'??
DONT YOU DARE CALL ME LITTLE!!!
Don’t take compliments well do you? 
...what're you implying?....
THAT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE A COMPLIMENT EXACTLY!!!
To be fair, I don’t interact with Ruby that much Outside of the occasional garnet fusions that would appear for therapy before I retired… although all of this might confuse you after all
By Homeworld standards I’m example of the most perfect of perfect gems…
White diamond being a bit envious of my Diamond for making me but all that probably confuses the stars out of you
are you calling me oblivious??
perhaps, stupid??????
I AM NOT STUPID!!!
IM NOT CONFUSED AT ALL!! I GET EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!!
ILL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT!!!
You know I’m almost the size of pink diamond right
Little fire
Calm yourself before you bite off more than you can chew as the organics Say
I-...
uh..
fine.
though I don't take orders from gems like...you.
Oh, and my dear Ruby
If you hurt a single organic
I will personally hunt you down, so you can be put on trial for your crimes
-she gets very much in his personal space-
So don’t let me catch you acting out
Or I’ll come for you
o-oh....
I- ehm...yes ma'am..
Aren’t you a little fire spout 
EXCUSE ME!?
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!??!?
WHAT EVEN IS 'SPOUT'??
DONT YOU DARE CALL ME LITTLE!!!
Don’t take compliments well do you? 
...what're you implying?....
THAT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE A COMPLIMENT EXACTLY!!!
To be fair, I don’t interact with Ruby that much Outside of the occasional garnet fusions that would appear for therapy before I retired… although all of this might confuse you after all
By Homeworld standards I’m example of the most perfect of perfect gems…
White diamond being a bit envious of my Diamond for making me but all that probably confuses the stars out of you
are you calling me oblivious??
perhaps, stupid??????
I AM NOT STUPID!!!
IM NOT CONFUSED AT ALL!! I GET EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!!
ILL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT!!!
You know I’m almost the size of pink diamond right
Little fire
Calm yourself before you bite off more than you can chew as the organics Say
I-...
uh..
fine.
though I don't take orders from gems like...you.
