Soft Iridescent Pyrope

Aren’t you a little fire spout

EXCUSE ME!?

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!??!?

WHAT EVEN IS 'SPOUT'??

DONT YOU DARE CALL ME LITTLE!!!

Don’t take compliments well do you?

...what're you implying?....

THAT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE A COMPLIMENT EXACTLY!!!

To be fair, I don’t interact with Ruby that much Outside of the occasional garnet fusions that would appear for therapy before I retired… although all of this might confuse you after all

By Homeworld standards I’m example of the most perfect of perfect gems…

White diamond being a bit envious of my Diamond for making me but all that probably confuses the stars out of you

are you calling me oblivious??

perhaps, stupid??????

I AM NOT STUPID!!!

IM NOT CONFUSED AT ALL!! I GET EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!!

ILL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT!!!

You know I’m almost the size of pink diamond right

Little fire

Calm yourself before you bite off more than you can chew as the organics Say

I-...

uh..

fine.

though I don't take orders from gems like...you.

Oh, and my dear Ruby

If you hurt a single organic

I will personally hunt you down, so you can be put on trial for your crimes

-she gets very much in his personal space-

So don’t let me catch you acting out

Or I’ll come for you

o-oh....

I- ehm...yes ma'am..

Good

Now, would you like to hold my prism for a couple seconds? I know Homeworld doesn’t allow y’all to touch the prisms of “high ranking” gems

So would you like to hold it for a couple seconds?

oh wow..

well if you'll allow me to. yes please!

-she holds out her prism-

I named her Georgina

I see...

-ruby gently reaches out for the said prism-

how peculiar..

How does it feel?

....

cold...

different.

But also nice right, like holding a warm piece of magma

Aren’t you a little fire spout

EXCUSE ME!?

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!??!?

WHAT EVEN IS 'SPOUT'??

DONT YOU DARE CALL ME LITTLE!!!

Don’t take compliments well do you?

...what're you implying?....

THAT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE A COMPLIMENT EXACTLY!!!

To be fair, I don’t interact with Ruby that much Outside of the occasional garnet fusions that would appear for therapy before I retired… although all of this might confuse you after all

By Homeworld standards I’m example of the most perfect of perfect gems…

White diamond being a bit envious of my Diamond for making me but all that probably confuses the stars out of you

are you calling me oblivious??

perhaps, stupid??????

I AM NOT STUPID!!!

IM NOT CONFUSED AT ALL!! I GET EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!!

ILL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT!!!

You know I’m almost the size of pink diamond right

Little fire

Calm yourself before you bite off more than you can chew as the organics Say

I-...

uh..

fine.

though I don't take orders from gems like...you.

Oh, and my dear Ruby

If you hurt a single organic

I will personally hunt you down, so you can be put on trial for your crimes

-she gets very much in his personal space-

So don’t let me catch you acting out

Or I’ll come for you

o-oh....

I- ehm...yes ma'am..

Good

Now, would you like to hold my prism for a couple seconds? I know Homeworld doesn’t allow y’all to touch the prisms of “high ranking” gems

So would you like to hold it for a couple seconds?

oh wow..

well if you'll allow me to. yes please!

-she holds out her prism-

I named her Georgina

I see...

-ruby gently reaches out for the said prism-

how peculiar..

How does it feel?

Aren’t you a little fire spout

EXCUSE ME!?

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!??!?

WHAT EVEN IS 'SPOUT'??

DONT YOU DARE CALL ME LITTLE!!!

Don’t take compliments well do you?

...what're you implying?....

THAT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE A COMPLIMENT EXACTLY!!!

To be fair, I don’t interact with Ruby that much Outside of the occasional garnet fusions that would appear for therapy before I retired… although all of this might confuse you after all

By Homeworld standards I’m example of the most perfect of perfect gems…

White diamond being a bit envious of my Diamond for making me but all that probably confuses the stars out of you

are you calling me oblivious??

perhaps, stupid??????

I AM NOT STUPID!!!

IM NOT CONFUSED AT ALL!! I GET EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!!

ILL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT!!!

You know I’m almost the size of pink diamond right

Little fire

Calm yourself before you bite off more than you can chew as the organics Say

I-...

uh..

fine.

though I don't take orders from gems like...you.

Oh, and my dear Ruby

If you hurt a single organic

I will personally hunt you down, so you can be put on trial for your crimes

-she gets very much in his personal space-

So don’t let me catch you acting out

Or I’ll come for you

o-oh....

I- ehm...yes ma'am..

Good

Now, would you like to hold my prism for a couple seconds? I know Homeworld doesn’t allow y’all to touch the prisms of “high ranking” gems

So would you like to hold it for a couple seconds?

oh wow..

well if you'll allow me to. yes please!

-she holds out her prism-

I named her Georgina

Aren’t you a little fire spout

EXCUSE ME!?

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!??!?

WHAT EVEN IS 'SPOUT'??

DONT YOU DARE CALL ME LITTLE!!!

Don’t take compliments well do you?

...what're you implying?....

THAT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE A COMPLIMENT EXACTLY!!!

To be fair, I don’t interact with Ruby that much Outside of the occasional garnet fusions that would appear for therapy before I retired… although all of this might confuse you after all

By Homeworld standards I’m example of the most perfect of perfect gems…

White diamond being a bit envious of my Diamond for making me but all that probably confuses the stars out of you

are you calling me oblivious??

perhaps, stupid??????

I AM NOT STUPID!!!

IM NOT CONFUSED AT ALL!! I GET EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!!

ILL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT!!!

You know I’m almost the size of pink diamond right

Little fire

Calm yourself before you bite off more than you can chew as the organics Say

I-...

uh..

fine.

though I don't take orders from gems like...you.

Oh, and my dear Ruby

If you hurt a single organic

I will personally hunt you down, so you can be put on trial for your crimes

-she gets very much in his personal space-

So don’t let me catch you acting out

Or I’ll come for you

o-oh....

I- ehm...yes ma'am..

Good

Now, would you like to hold my prism for a couple seconds? I know Homeworld doesn’t allow y’all to touch the prisms of “high ranking” gems

So would you like to hold it for a couple seconds?

Aren’t you a little fire spout

EXCUSE ME!?

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!??!?

WHAT EVEN IS 'SPOUT'??

DONT YOU DARE CALL ME LITTLE!!!

Don’t take compliments well do you?

...what're you implying?....

THAT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE A COMPLIMENT EXACTLY!!!

To be fair, I don’t interact with Ruby that much Outside of the occasional garnet fusions that would appear for therapy before I retired… although all of this might confuse you after all

By Homeworld standards I’m example of the most perfect of perfect gems…

White diamond being a bit envious of my Diamond for making me but all that probably confuses the stars out of you

are you calling me oblivious??

perhaps, stupid??????

I AM NOT STUPID!!!

IM NOT CONFUSED AT ALL!! I GET EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!!

ILL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT!!!

You know I’m almost the size of pink diamond right

Little fire

Calm yourself before you bite off more than you can chew as the organics Say

I-...

uh..

fine.

though I don't take orders from gems like...you.

Oh, and my dear Ruby

If you hurt a single organic

I will personally hunt you down, so you can be put on trial for your crimes

-she gets very much in his personal space-

So don’t let me catch you acting out

Or I’ll come for you

Aren’t you a little fire spout

EXCUSE ME!?

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!??!?

WHAT EVEN IS 'SPOUT'??

DONT YOU DARE CALL ME LITTLE!!!

Don’t take compliments well do you?

...what're you implying?....

THAT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE A COMPLIMENT EXACTLY!!!

To be fair, I don’t interact with Ruby that much Outside of the occasional garnet fusions that would appear for therapy before I retired… although all of this might confuse you after all

By Homeworld standards I’m example of the most perfect of perfect gems…

White diamond being a bit envious of my Diamond for making me but all that probably confuses the stars out of you

are you calling me oblivious??

perhaps, stupid??????

I AM NOT STUPID!!!

IM NOT CONFUSED AT ALL!! I GET EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!!

ILL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT!!!

You know I’m almost the size of pink diamond right

Little fire

Calm yourself before you bite off more than you can chew as the organics Say

Aren’t you a little fire spout

EXCUSE ME!?

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!??!?

WHAT EVEN IS 'SPOUT'??

DONT YOU DARE CALL ME LITTLE!!!

Don’t take compliments well do you?

...what're you implying?....

THAT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE A COMPLIMENT EXACTLY!!!

To be fair, I don’t interact with Ruby that much Outside of the occasional garnet fusions that would appear for therapy before I retired… although all of this might confuse you after all

By Homeworld standards I’m example of the most perfect of perfect gems…

White diamond being a bit envious of my Diamond for making me but all that probably confuses the stars out of you

Aren’t you a little fire spout

EXCUSE ME!?

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!??!?

WHAT EVEN IS 'SPOUT'??

DONT YOU DARE CALL ME LITTLE!!!

Don’t take compliments well do you?

Oh stars a defective aquamarine

How weren’t you shattered?

I’m sorry you’re mistaken I’m not defective I’m the best of the best home world had to offer, before that Steven ruined everything

I was talking about your hideous personality but sure, best to offer and yet here you are

What are you implying! I was the best of the best that’s why I was sent to collect human, I even captured Steven! But who cares what you say I’m far higher class than what are you some kind of fusion or what

Honey, look at my leg and you’ll see that I am non-fusion garnet

Of Perfect cut

… so going by how you operate

you best watch your mouth

-she pulls out her prism-

So you were saying

… I think we got off on the wrong foot someone like you must be smart enough to realize that Steven is horrible and doesn’t deserve to be in power if you join me and ruby well all be seen as heroes to homeworld

-she suddenly narrows her eyes into tight slits-

…. Why should I?

-sweets-

Because Steven is horrible and is ruining the gem way of life, I don’t even have my wand anymore because of all the rule changes he made!

Quick question who do you think was my Diamond?

Oh shit… you haven’t seen the last of me!

-flies away-

Hmmm… I wonder how long before she figure out there are more diamonds on here than just … pink, yellow, blue and white

She’s entered a little Multiverse and she doesn’t even know it

Oh stars a defective aquamarine

How weren’t you shattered?

I’m sorry you’re mistaken I’m not defective I’m the best of the best home world had to offer, before that Steven ruined everything

I was talking about your hideous personality but sure, best to offer and yet here you are

What are you implying! I was the best of the best that’s why I was sent to collect human, I even captured Steven! But who cares what you say I’m far higher class than what are you some kind of fusion or what

Honey, look at my leg and you’ll see that I am non-fusion garnet

Of Perfect cut

… so going by how you operate

you best watch your mouth

-she pulls out her prism-

So you were saying

… I think we got off on the wrong foot someone like you must be smart enough to realize that Steven is horrible and doesn’t deserve to be in power if you join me and ruby well all be seen as heroes to homeworld

-she suddenly narrows her eyes into tight slits-

…. Why should I?

-sweets-

Because Steven is horrible and is ruining the gem way of life, I don’t even have my wand anymore because of all the rule changes he made!

Quick question who do you think was my Diamond?

Oh stars a defective aquamarine

How weren’t you shattered?

I’m sorry you’re mistaken I’m not defective I’m the best of the best home world had to offer, before that Steven ruined everything

I was talking about your hideous personality but sure, best to offer and yet here you are

What are you implying! I was the best of the best that’s why I was sent to collect human, I even captured Steven! But who cares what you say I’m far higher class than what are you some kind of fusion or what

Honey, look at my leg and you’ll see that I am non-fusion garnet

Of Perfect cut

… so going by how you operate

you best watch your mouth

-she pulls out her prism-

So you were saying

… I think we got off on the wrong foot someone like you must be smart enough to realize that Steven is horrible and doesn’t deserve to be in power if you join me and ruby well all be seen as heroes to homeworld

-she suddenly narrows her eyes into tight slits-

…. Why should I?

Oh stars a defective aquamarine

How weren’t you shattered?

I’m sorry you’re mistaken I’m not defective I’m the best of the best home world had to offer, before that Steven ruined everything

I was talking about your hideous personality but sure, best to offer and yet here you are

What are you implying! I was the best of the best that’s why I was sent to collect human, I even captured Steven! But who cares what you say I’m far higher class than what are you some kind of fusion or what

Honey, look at my leg and you’ll see that I am non-fusion garnet

Of Perfect cut

… so going by how you operate

you best watch your mouth

-she pulls out her prism-

So you were saying

Oh stars a defective aquamarine

How weren’t you shattered?

I’m sorry you’re mistaken I’m not defective I’m the best of the best home world had to offer, before that Steven ruined everything

I was talking about your hideous personality but sure, best to offer and yet here you are

the-herkimer-diamond

There’s also a food replicator included for luxury reasons

"A food replicatior! Oh very luxurious indeed!"

I told you I was hooking you up with the good stuff, they’re also might be a special weapon for you… something that could take down one of …. Beryls they would send after you.

Although it is in the shape of a trident

Because you have officially been crowned a queen of that area of the galaxy by the Federation

the-herkimer-diamond

"Oh? Me? A Queen?"

"That's a little unprecidented... but... it makes me a little proud of myself for coming this far."

"I thank the Federation"

I’m proud of you

the-herkimer-diamond

There’s also a food replicator included for luxury reasons

"A food replicatior! Oh very luxurious indeed!"

I told you I was hooking you up with the good stuff, they’re also might be a special weapon for you… something that could take down one of …. Beryls they would send after you.

Although it is in the shape of a trident

Because you have officially been crowned a queen of that area of the galaxy by the Federation

So your uncle from another universe just dealt with that….

…. What? Uncle? I don’t have an uncle.

Considering how iridescence would be locked into your tree if you were from her universe

Fireworks be your uncle

In that regard

But he had a whole experience about not feeling enough due to him being different from all other gems due to his appearance

You know a coming to spiritual moment

I was old enough to be there for that

Oh, is this another alternate universe thing?

Yap, fireworks is also married to 2 organics

Polyamorous I think he called it

You should honestly ask him about them sometime

If he wants to reach out then I’d be willing to talk to him but I’m trying to decrease how often I get involved in Gen Stuff

Fair enough

I’m still kind of pissed that your reality was reliant on a little boy that fix their shit instead of letting him have his childhood

He might reach out sooner or later

… I don’t think he will know about the whole pink and rose thing…tho

*sigh* I wish everyone from your universe would stop lecturing me how I handed things.