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GUYS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO WHEN A GIRL GIVES YOU THEIR NUMBER THIS IS THE FIRST TIME EVER IM CRYING PLEASE

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It’s so weird, I’ve always felt close to nothing whenever my birthday’s start approaching, but this time round I’ve both got a sense of impending doom and am absolutely ecstatic.

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Harry Nilsson and John Lennon

Quotes from "Who is Harry Nilsson (and why is everybody talkin' about him?)"

Harry Nilsson: I was still working at the bank and I, I hated the beatles because I said shhhhi, you know they're beating me to the punch... and then there was that moment when you say well you're either with them or agin 'em, and I decided to go for the latter [sic] and I said yeah, they really are... that good.

Jimmy Webb: We'd be arguing about the Beatles, and he'd say "The Beatles are the ONLY band! There's only one band. That's the Beatles. No one else matters."

Harry Nilsson: So one day I was, early, five in the morning, I got a phone call and there's this voice, long distance, hello hello who is it? It's John. John who? John Lennon. Is this really John? He says yeah I just want to say you're fantastic man, we're listening to you all weekend you know it's great great great, it's fantastic. Uh. the following Monday I got a phone call from Paul, how are you, just calling to say you're fantastic, you know, oh you're great, really love what you did and all that stuff you know, Derek played it for us and hope to see you soon. Clunk. The next Monday morning I get up, comb my hair, five o'clock in the morning, waiting for a call from Ringo. There was no call. But he ended up being the best man at our wedding so that's okay.

Ray Cooper: [The Beatles] uh, y'know, pronounced him to the world and said 'listen to this man!' and we did.

Micky Dolenz: I remember that's one of the only times I've ever seen him kind of patting himself on the back and tooting his own horn. He said 'you know they think I'm like the fifth Beatle'.

Harry Nilsson: I got a phone call and it was from Derek Taylor and uh, Derek said 'hey, the lads, the beatles, the fabs, would like you to come and join them for a session, they're recording at Abbey Road'. I thought right, Jesus, this is about as good as it gets.

Harry Nilsson: That first night in London I spent at John Lennon's house, and he gives me like a hug and he smiled and he put me at ease instantly. So I, for some reason I would say anything in front of this man and it would be okay. That night we spent the entire night with a little help from our friends, uh talking. Just sitting and talking. All night, till dawn, till seven or eight o'clock in the morning. And John and I on and on and on and on about marriage, life, death, divorce, women, what's it all about, you know, what are we doing?

Diane Nilsson: He said that he and John were a lot alike, that they'd had similar childhoods, and um, I wasn't surprised by that. So I, you know, it was clear that John had a lot of anger. He didn't hide that. Harry hid it, but John didn't. So. I thought that was very interesting.

Rick Jarrard (Harry's producer): Harry, after he went over to England, and was with the Beatles, or with John, I really don't know which. He changed. He changed and became somebody else that I no longer knew. Out of the blue I got a telegram that said 'I'm finding another producer' and basically that was the end of Harry's and my relationship. [...] I never saw Harry again after that telegram. Never spoke to him, never saw him.

Harry Nilsson: John was one of a kind, I mean there was just no one like him, he was tough as nails, he just uh, fearless and said what he felt. You know, that's something, he was always ahead, he was always a couple of steps ahead of you.

Jimmy Webb: To have John, was like giving Harry the best present he could have... That almost made up for the fact that his father left him. And there may be some of you out there saying, yeah, Webb's being the amateur psychiatrist, but I think that almost made up for it. Because Harry really wanted to be one of the Beatles.

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'Pussy Cats'

Micky Dolenz: They were like in each other's face. It was like a duel.

Perry Botkin, Jr: They were a friendship made in Hell as far as I'm concerned. John had his troubles, Harry had his troubles, and they got together and really, that was when Harry really blew his voice.

Jimmy Webb: He and John Lennon were egging each other on as to who could scream the loudest and scream the longest and with the most ragged, actually self destructive vocals on tape as possible. He told me one time that there was blood on the microphone. Harry told me.

Perry Botkin, Jr: I believe it was purposeful. Not consciously, but I believe that he was - I can't believe I'm getting into all of this first of all - I really, I think he was for some very bizarre reason, trying to self destruct.

Jimmy Webb: That was the saddest thing that ever happened to me in my life, was when I realised that he, that he was in that much trouble vocally and that he didn't know how to tell me, and that he didn't want anyone to know and it's just hard for me to talk about it, I just can't talk about it...

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John's Death

Mark Hudson: I was with Harry on the night that John was shot, and he was in the studio, it was that Monday night and we were all watching the football game and all at once a flash came on the screen that said John Lennon had been shot.

Van Dyke Parks: It devastated him. Because I don't think that Harry felt that they'd had their last conversation.

Yoko Ono: Well it was so severe, that we didn't talk about it. Between us.

Mark Hudson: I don't think he ever really dealt with it. And right after that he went into major gun control. [...] It was all for John but I really sort of think it was sort of a ghost that stayed with him forever.

Harry Nilsson: My name is Harry Nilsson and I'm the National Chairman of the End Handgun Violence Week which takes place between October 25th and October 31st. If you want to help please write to... Too bad we have so many people dying every year from handgun violence, thank you.

Terry Gillian: The whole focus of his being seemed to be about trying to get gun control laws.

Lee Blackman: And Harry, who was a very private person, and was rarely seen in public, went public with this, he went on television talking about the importance of handgun control, he formed an organisation for handgun control, he went to Washington and lobbied with lawmakers...

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Angelina Jolie photographed by Davis Factor, 1995

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In Novermber (?) 1974, John Lennon interviewed himself for Andy Warhol’s Interview Magazine. The interview, as the title in the pictures say, is conducted by/on John Lennon, and/or Dr Winston O’boogie. For those who don’t know, Dr Winston O’boogie is a pseudonym John used to use. 

Here, John talks about Walls And Bridges, seeing UFO’s in New York, producing other artists’ albums, Klein and how “he was unfaithful”,the other beatles, and sex with men… Of course Paul and Brian were brought into this… *snort*

The interview is rather long. You can enlarge the pictures above, or read the transcript that I will add below. 

Disclaimer: The pictures aren’t mine. Credit goes by whoever originally released them on the internet. 

INTERVIEW:

Q. Well, er, John it’s been a long time no speak….

A. Has it been that long?

Q. Probably, anyway, what have you been doing since we last talked?

A. Oh, the usual…….

Q. I see, well, weren’t you supposed to be making an oldies album with Phil (for is it he) Spector?

A. Yes, we started in ‘73, but it never ended, even Alex beeinhisbonnet Bennett noticed that.

Q. Then suddenly, as it were, you were working with that great radio star, Harry (Buckminster) Nilsson.

A. Quite right! I produced his album, “Pussycats” out now, at a reasonable discount, then went on to make my own reasonably wonderful album, “Walls And Bridges” out now, which includes the fast rising single, “Whatever Gets You Thru The Night” featuring my close friend and fiancee, Elton John, on piano and vocal harmony.

Q. Do you feel that you new album, “Walls And Bridges” is a step forward in your never ending search for artistic fulfillment, the struggle of the lonely……..

A. I went to party in L.A., just to look at Liz Taylor, was I thrilled to meet her, and on top of everything, who, but who, do you think was all over her armpit? None other than the great, great show, David The Bowie! Wow! Was I thrilled to see that they were both smaller than me!

Q. The track I liked best was that miserable one about “Nobody loves you when…….”

A. And Brian Wilson was there too and Ringo and Elton, and it was somebody’s 21st…….

Q. Do you mean smaller physically?

A. I feel quite happy about the album. “Walls And Bridges” out now, the tittle of which, was sent from above in the guise of a public service announcement.

Q. How How! I was meaning to ask you, John, what you thought of the Bealtefest, and why you didn’t go, and are you getting back together again, how’s your immigration, and is it true about you and…….

A. Great. Nervous. You never know. Very appealing. If you want to help, write your congressperson, or some such similar…..

Q. About those dreadful stories that came out of L.A. with you and Harry, etc…..

A. Mostly fiction, with a grain of alcohol….

Q. I mean you don’t have to answer, but did you rape a waitress in the Rainbow…..?

A. I never actually laid a hand on anyone, in fact, it was impossible, I was carried out…

Q. But…. But…. Todd Rudgren said that you…….

A. That’s what you get for reading fanzines.

Q. Do you like glitter?

A. Yes.

Q. Talking of the Beatlefest, didn’t you find it strange that David Peel and Alex Beeinhisbennet were both there playing 5th Beatle?

A. Yes! Considering that the day before I’d seen Peel on cable TV screaming about the Beatles ripping people off etc. etc… Alex? Well, he’s sooo controversial! He’s just getting into Andy Warhol you know, he’s very deep.

Q. Didn’t you produce an album of Peel’s for Apple?

A. Yes, one of the highlights of my career!

Q. Who else have you produced records for in you astonishing but sometimes perfectly ordinary life?

A. Elephant’s Memory, Yoko, Harry… myself.

Q. Now that you’ve been living in N.Y. 3 years, do you still….

A. If you look closely at the wonderful “Walls And Bridges”, out now, album package, you will notice a little notice saying, “I saw a U.F.O…” why don’t you ask me about that?

Q. Oh, I hadn’t noticed, did you really… where you drunk? high? having a primal?

A. No. Actually I was very straight. I was lying naked on my bed, when I had this urge…

Q. Don’t we all…?

A. So I went to the window, just dreaming around in my usual poetic frame of mind, to cut a long short story, there, as I turned my head, hovering over the next building, no more than a hundred feet away was this thing… with ordinary electric light bulbs flashing on and off round the bottom, one non blinking red light on top…. what the Nixon is that! I says to myself (for no one else was there)… Is it a helicopter? No! It makes no noise… ah then, it must be a ballon! (Frantically trying to rationalize it, in all my too human way) but no!! Balloons don’t look like that, nor do they fly so low, yes folks, it was flying (very slow, about 30 m.p.h.,) below…. I repeat, below most roof tops (i.e. higher than the ‘old building’ lower than the 'new’.) all the time it was there, I never took my eyes off it, but I did scream to a friend who was in another room “Come and look at this” etc. etc. My friend came running and bore witness with me. Nobody else was around. We tried to take pictures (shit on my polaroid, it was bust) with a straight camera. We gave the film to Bob Gruen to develop, he brought back a blank film…. said it looked like it had been thru the radar at customs…. well, it stayed around for a bit, then sailed off…….

Q. Did you check to see…….

A. Yeh, yeh, the next day Bob (is it in focus) Gruen rang the Daily News, Times, police to see if any one else reported any thing. Two other people and or groups of/ said they too saw something….. anyway I know what I saw…….

Q. Aren’t you afraid of people won’t believe you…. crazy Lennon/Maharishi/etc….

A. That’s just one of the many burdens I will have to bear in this day of waterbabies, inflation, generation crap, highly influential but not untidy….

Q. That’s very brave of you, John, talking of Marharishi, what is the concept behind your new album, “Walls And Bridges,” out now?

A. It’s an unconcept album….

Q. But it has to have one…….

A. No it doesn’t

Q. Yes it does.. take the first track for instance “Going Down On Love,” that seems to be saying something….

A. Next you’ll be asking me who “Steel And Glass” is about (3rd track side 2..).. I can tell you who it isn’t about, for instance, it’s not about Jackie Kennedy, Mort Sahl, Sammy Davis, Better Midler… Eartha Kitt, it’s not about her either….

Q. It’s not Paul again… is it? I mean you two are like… I mean grow up…

A. Wrong again.

Q. Everyone’s saying this is your best album since Imagine… how do you feel?

A. I prefer the “Mother/Working Class Hero” then “Imagine” album myself.. Anyway, I suppose anything you do is either better or worse than something or other, I mean, that’s how we seem to categorize things….. it’s probably the way we remember…. it helps us remember… “this fish tastes as good as the fish we had in St. Tropez, but not as nice as the one Arthur caught off Long Island, do you remember that fish and chip shop in Blackpool…”

Q. I’m supposed to keep this up for a few more pages… when actually I’d finished the whole thing on “do you like glitter?”

A. Yes.

Q. It’s so hard to think of questions to ask you, I mean, you must have been asked nearly everything over that last few year… is there anything you’d like to say, you know, instead of just answering these dumb… I mean you can say ANTYTHING YOU WANT…. I’m sure you mus have something to say that you haven’t said already…….

A. Not really…….

Q. Oh…….

A. I’ll ask you one. Why does Roman Polansky always wear the same suit?

Q. I’m stumped.

A. To get to the other side! Silly!

Q. My turn… What happened between you and Klein?

A. He was unfaithful…….

Q. I mean, you always seem to get in so DEEP, with things, then the next minute…

A. To get to the other side! Silly!

Q. That’s deep… do you see much of the other ex Beatles? Or is it a sore point?

A. I love my little Beatles… I’ve seen a lot of Ringo… cause he comes to America a lot, as you know, I can’t leave here or they’d do a Charlie Chaplin on me and I don’t want an award at sixty, telling me how wonderful I used to be, but not quite wonderful enough to be allowed to live here now…. Paul, Ringo and I spent some nice afternoons in L.A. He (Paul and Linda) also came to visit in New York recently, and we had a great evening reminiscing.. in fact, it was two great evenings… which reminds me… only yesterday… to coin a phrase…. he and lovely Linda sent me a heartwarming telegram about my new album, “Walls And Bridges,” out now…

Q. Don’t you ever stop name dropping and plugging your album, “Walls And Bridges,” out now?

A. Not if I can help it!

Q. It is rather gross, John….

A. 20% in fact….

Q. How cute! I see you never mentioned George… is there something….

A. No it’s just that he hasn’t been here in such a long time.

Q. Is it true you and Ringo are going to appear with him on his upcoming tour?

A. Not on your nelly! Just another rumour Dr…..

Q. Why not? It sounds like fun…

A. No one ever asked… and he probably wants all the loot for himself…

Q. That’s a little bitter sounding, John, people might get the wrong idea….

A. No, it’s just a pleasant reality, my dear, nothing more nothing less..

Q. Todd Rundgren said you were a “fucking idiot” in an english rock paper, what do you have to say to that?

A. I appreciate his concern…

Q. Is that all you’re going to say.. I mean aren’t you going to be bitingly witty or something?

A. Well.. I did write a little something… I sent it to the Melody Maker.. the trouble it…. I quite like the little rabbit….

Q. Have you any plans to go on tour? Like it’s a long time since… what was it… Geraldo?..

A. I haven’t got a band. It’s not that easy without a band, I mean, you’ve got to start from scratch… I get a lot of offers to do benefits.. it makes me guilty to refuse… trouble is… the people that ask, don’t understand the business…

Q. That sounds like a copout, John, if you don’t mind me saying so…

A. Well, you’re entitled to your opinion… I also get BIG MONEY offers too… but that doesn’t make the job easier… slightly more interesting but…

Q. I HEAR YOU’VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF RADIO…….

A. In connection with my new album, “Walls And Bridges,” out now…

Q. How do you like being a d.j.?

A. Actually… I really enjoy it.. I was brought up on it… Radio, I mean,.. I’ve been thinking of doing something regular… for a few years now…I don’t mean just playing records… but like, making tapes and… I wouldn’t like to get stuck in there, you know, with formats and such… I thought the best thing to do would be to, you know, just make tapes and put them on W.B.A.I., Pacifica or whatever, they could have any money etc.. and I’d have fun… maybe I will…. I just never seem to get around to it…. tho I was talking to an old ex radio friend, Elliot (after dinner) Mintz, on the west coast, he said he’d love to help…. you know… well who knows….

Q. I’m sure a lot of people would love to….

A. Yes, yes quite.

Q. Talking of radio, I heard that you and… of all people… Howard Cosell… were going to do something together…

A. On radio, yes, I only heard about it today myself… hmmmm.. interesting..

Q. It’s your birthday soon and you will be 34.. doesn’t that worry you… you know 'aging pacifist, rock star crinkles before our eyes’.. that kind of thing..

A. 9th of October… send presents to Lennon Music, 1370 Ave. of the Americas, 6th floor… I quite like feeling the way I do, since thirty etc., in fact, it feels better than say 24… it’s the sound of it, it SOUNDS sort of scary… you know.. life simply flashing by… and me still trying to get in the top ten and all… but it feels ok.

Q. Do you think you’ll make any more movies, I mean, appear in them, like that Dick LEster thing… “How I Won The War?”

A. The main thing I learned from that… when was it 66/67? was that it’s BORING, sitting 'round waiting for the director.. he has all the fun… not that I’m actually inundated with offers… but the things that do come my way are sort of… I think shit is the word I’m looking for.

Q. How about writing music for movies?

A. Well obviously I get offered more of that kind of thing, but it would have to really interest me.

Q. Why are you typing this as if someone was here with you, asking all these things?

Q. It makes a change… anyway, I enjoy typing… I only learned it last year… but my neck IS beginning to hurt and it’s getting a bit boring..

Q. I’m sorry. Just a few more questions MR. LENNON, I’m sure you understand I have a deadline… my editor… etc..

A. Alright then, GET ON WITH IT!

Q. Have you ever fucked a guy?

A. Not yet, I thought I’d save it til I was 40, life begins at 40 you know, tho I never noticed it.

Q. It is trendy to be bisexual and you’re usually 'keeping up with the Jones’, haven’t you ever… there was talk about you and PAUL…

A. Oh, I thought it was about me and Brian Epstein… anyway I’m saving all the juice for my own version of THE REAL FAB FOUR BEATLES STORY etc.. etc..

Q. It seems like you’re saving quite a lot for when you’re 40..

A. Yes, there might be nothing better to do, tho I don’t believe it.

Q. Your life must be so Glamorous being a superstar and meeting people like Howard Cosell and Mayor Beame…

A. I havent met either of them…

Q. Well, you know what I mean… because of my association with you, people are always asking me 'What’s he really like,’ how can I them you’re just a beautiful, shy, modest, amazingly creative, paranoid pop star?

A. Shucks! You dont have to do that, just listen to my new album, “Walls And Bridges,” out now..!

Q. Of course, on the other hand, you’re a fucking ego maniac…

A. Of course, but who isn’t?

Q. Off hand I can’t name one…

A. Well, if you find one let’s go and interview him/her/it…

Q. What a jolly idea. Perhaps we could get a commission.. you know a sort of wandering Jill Johnston.

A. I bought her a pair of shoes once, she’s never forgiven me! Didn’t somebody buy the Village Voice? It seems to have changed a litte, mainly in the way they squash the front page up… does Jan Wenner own it or what?

Q. No, it’s just keeping up…

A. With the Times… we all know that one… I don’t care what Lori Sebastian says, I’ve had enough of this… anyway it’s not as if I’m on the cover or anything, I mean jeeze, I love Andy and everything, but this is it!

With that Mr. Lennon showed me the door, which was white. He was wearing jeans and a Mick Jagger tee-shirt. I wore a certain look.

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I didn’t notice the close friends and fiancée with Elton John thing before. And the glad to see they were smaller than me comment that he quickly changed the subject on. Damn Lennon still trynna make all the Paul’s jealous.

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Having to make yourself leave hangouts early so you don’t eat any more <

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though the largest percentage of content I reblog may say otherwise (psychosexual obsession with paul mccartney) john is actually my number one. I cant get enough of this insane unwell alive girl. he is laura palmer to me. he is toxic yuri. he's actually the worst. he's some fucking guy who was sick in the head. I'd do anything to be his best friend

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angelina jolie being my thinspø sometimes…

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I have been into DJO for years but now that End Of Beginning has been TikTok-ified, everyone’s surprised that it’s Joe Keery. I hate you all. I tried to get all my friends to listen to him before but they didn’t want to until this song got more popular

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Anyways

So I’m very full of energy right now. I feel like my skins buzzing even though it’s fairly late at night and I’ve been like this all week and I think I might be losing it because I can’t sleep but I’m so energetic during the day it’s actually is so weird I think maybe I’m haunted or something

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Hoping that losing weight will do something about the state of my face cuz this is ridiculous