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GUYS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO WHEN A GIRL GIVES YOU THEIR NUMBER THIS IS THE FIRST TIME EVER IM CRYING PLEASE
Itās so weird, Iāve always felt close to nothing whenever my birthdayās start approaching, but this time round Iāve both got a sense of impending doom and am absolutely ecstatic.
Harry Nilsson and John Lennon
Quotes from "Who is Harry Nilsson (and why is everybody talkin' about him?)"
Harry Nilsson: I was still working at the bank and I, I hated the beatles because I said shhhhi, you know they're beating me to the punch... and then there was that moment when you say well you're either with them or agin 'em, and I decided to go for the latter [sic] and I said yeah, they really are... that good.
Jimmy Webb: We'd be arguing about the Beatles, and he'd say "The Beatles are the ONLY band! There's only one band. That's the Beatles. No one else matters."
Harry Nilsson: So one day I was, early, five in the morning, I got a phone call and there's this voice, long distance, hello hello who is it? It's John. John who? John Lennon. Is this really John? He says yeah I just want to say you're fantastic man, we're listening to you all weekend you know it's great great great, it's fantastic. Uh. the following Monday I got a phone call from Paul, how are you, just calling to say you're fantastic, you know, oh you're great, really love what you did and all that stuff you know, Derek played it for us and hope to see you soon. Clunk. The next Monday morning I get up, comb my hair, five o'clock in the morning, waiting for a call from Ringo. There was no call. But he ended up being the best man at our wedding so that's okay.
Ray Cooper: [The Beatles] uh, y'know, pronounced him to the world and said 'listen to this man!' and we did.
Micky Dolenz: I remember that's one of the only times I've ever seen him kind of patting himself on the back and tooting his own horn. He said 'you know they think I'm like the fifth Beatle'.
Harry Nilsson: I got a phone call and it was from Derek Taylor and uh, Derek said 'hey, the lads, the beatles, the fabs, would like you to come and join them for a session, they're recording at Abbey Road'. I thought right, Jesus, this is about as good as it gets.
Harry Nilsson: That first night in London I spent at John Lennon's house, and he gives me like a hug and he smiled and he put me at ease instantly. So I, for some reason I would say anything in front of this man and it would be okay. That night we spent the entire night with a little help from our friends, uh talking. Just sitting and talking. All night, till dawn, till seven or eight o'clock in the morning. And John and I on and on and on and on about marriage, life, death, divorce, women, what's it all about, you know, what are we doing?
Diane Nilsson: He said that he and John were a lot alike, that they'd had similar childhoods, and um, I wasn't surprised by that. So I, you know, it was clear that John had a lot of anger. He didn't hide that. Harry hid it, but John didn't. So. I thought that was very interesting.
Rick Jarrard (Harry's producer): Harry, after he went over to England, and was with the Beatles, or with John, I really don't know which. He changed. He changed and became somebody else that I no longer knew. Out of the blue I got a telegram that said 'I'm finding another producer' and basically that was the end of Harry's and my relationship. [...] I never saw Harry again after that telegram. Never spoke to him, never saw him.
Harry Nilsson: John was one of a kind, I mean there was just no one like him, he was tough as nails, he just uh, fearless and said what he felt. You know, that's something, he was always ahead, he was always a couple of steps ahead of you.
Jimmy Webb: To have John, was like giving Harry the best present he could have... That almost made up for the fact that his father left him. And there may be some of you out there saying, yeah, Webb's being the amateur psychiatrist, but I think that almost made up for it. Because Harry really wanted to be one of the Beatles.
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In Novermber (?) 1974, John Lennon interviewed himself for Andy Warholās Interview Magazine. The interview, as the title in the pictures say, is conducted by/on John Lennon, and/or Dr Winston Oāboogie. For those who donāt know, Dr Winston Oāboogie is a pseudonym John used to use.Ā
Here, John talks about Walls And Bridges, seeing UFOās in New York, producing other artistsā albums, Klein and how āhe was unfaithfulā,the other beatles, and sex with men⦠Of course Paul and Brian were brought into this⦠*snort*
The interview is rather long. You can enlarge the pictures above, or read the transcript that I will add below.Ā
Disclaimer: The pictures arenāt mine. Credit goes by whoever originally released them on the internet.Ā
INTERVIEW:
Q. Well, er, John itās been a long time no speakā¦.
A. Has it been that long?
Q. Probably, anyway, what have you been doing since we last talked?
A. Oh, the usualā¦ā¦.
Q. I see, well, werenāt you supposed to be making an oldies album with Phil (for is it he) Spector?
A. Yes, we started in ā73, but it never ended, even Alex beeinhisbonnet Bennett noticed that.
Q. Then suddenly, as it were, you were working with that great radio star, Harry (Buckminster) Nilsson.
A. Quite right! I produced his album, āPussycatsā out now, at a reasonable discount, then went on to make my own reasonably wonderful album, āWalls And Bridgesā out now, which includes the fast rising single, āWhatever Gets You Thru The Nightā featuring my close friend and fiancee, Elton John, on piano and vocal harmony.
Q. Do you feel that you new album, āWalls And Bridgesā is a step forward in your never ending search for artistic fulfillment, the struggle of the lonelyā¦ā¦..
A. I went to party in L.A., just to look at Liz Taylor, was I thrilled to meet her, and on top of everything, who, but who, do you think was all over her armpit? None other than the great, great show, David The Bowie! Wow! Was I thrilled to see that they were both smaller than me!
Q. The track I liked best was that miserable one about āNobody loves you whenā¦ā¦.ā
A. And Brian Wilson was there too and Ringo and Elton, and it was somebodyās 21stā¦ā¦.
Q. Do you mean smaller physically?
A. I feel quite happy about the album. āWalls And Bridgesā out now, the tittle of which, was sent from above in the guise of a public service announcement.
Q. How How! I was meaning to ask you, John, what you thought of the Bealtefest, and why you didnāt go, and are you getting back together again, howās your immigration, and is it true about you andā¦ā¦.
A. Great. Nervous. You never know. Very appealing. If you want to help, write your congressperson, or some such similarā¦..
Q. About those dreadful stories that came out of L.A. with you and Harry, etcā¦..
A. Mostly fiction, with a grain of alcoholā¦.
Q. I mean you donāt have to answer, but did you rape a waitress in the Rainbowā¦..?
A. I never actually laid a hand on anyone, in fact, it was impossible, I was carried outā¦
Q. Butā¦. Butā¦. Todd Rudgren said that youā¦ā¦.
A. Thatās what you get for reading fanzines.
Q. Do you like glitter?
A. Yes.
Q. Talking of the Beatlefest, didnāt you find it strange that David Peel and Alex Beeinhisbennet were both there playing 5th Beatle?
A. Yes! Considering that the day before Iād seen Peel on cable TV screaming about the Beatles ripping people off etc. etc⦠Alex? Well, heās sooo controversial! Heās just getting into Andy Warhol you know, heās very deep.
Q. Didnāt you produce an album of Peelās for Apple?
A. Yes, one of the highlights of my career!
Q. Who else have you produced records for in you astonishing but sometimes perfectly ordinary life?
A. Elephantās Memory, Yoko, Harry⦠myself.
Q. Now that youāve been living in N.Y. 3 years, do you stillā¦.
A. If you look closely at the wonderful āWalls And Bridgesā, out now, album package, you will notice a little notice saying, āI saw a U.F.Oā¦ā why donāt you ask me about that?
Q. Oh, I hadnāt noticed, did you really⦠where you drunk? high? having a primal?
A. No. Actually I was very straight. I was lying naked on my bed, when I had this urgeā¦
Q. Donāt we allā¦?
A. So I went to the window, just dreaming around in my usual poetic frame of mind, to cut a long short story, there, as I turned my head, hovering over the next building, no more than a hundred feet away was this thing⦠with ordinary electric light bulbs flashing on and off round the bottom, one non blinking red light on topā¦. what the Nixon is that! I says to myself (for no one else was there)⦠Is it a helicopter? No! It makes no noise⦠ah then, it must be a ballon! (Frantically trying to rationalize it, in all my too human way) but no!! Balloons donāt look like that, nor do they fly so low, yes folks, it was flying (very slow, about 30 m.p.h.,) belowā¦. I repeat, below most roof tops (i.e. higher than the āold buildingā lower than the 'newā.) all the time it was there, I never took my eyes off it, but I did scream to a friend who was in another room āCome and look at thisā etc. etc. My friend came running and bore witness with me. Nobody else was around. We tried to take pictures (shit on my polaroid, it was bust) with a straight camera. We gave the film to Bob Gruen to develop, he brought back a blank filmā¦. said it looked like it had been thru the radar at customsā¦. well, it stayed around for a bit, then sailed offā¦ā¦.
Q. Did you check to seeā¦ā¦.
A. Yeh, yeh, the next day Bob (is it in focus) Gruen rang the Daily News, Times, police to see if any one else reported any thing. Two other people and or groups of/ said they too saw somethingā¦.. anyway I know what I sawā¦ā¦.
Q. Arenāt you afraid of people wonāt believe youā¦. crazy Lennon/Maharishi/etcā¦.
A. Thatās just one of the many burdens I will have to bear in this day of waterbabies, inflation, generation crap, highly influential but not untidyā¦.
Q. Thatās very brave of you, John, talking of Marharishi, what is the concept behind your new album, āWalls And Bridges,ā out now?
A. Itās an unconcept albumā¦.
Q. But it has to have oneā¦ā¦.
A. No it doesnāt
Q. Yes it does.. take the first track for instance āGoing Down On Love,ā that seems to be saying somethingā¦.
A. Next youāll be asking me who āSteel And Glassā is about (3rd track side 2..).. I can tell you who it isnāt about, for instance, itās not about Jackie Kennedy, Mort Sahl, Sammy Davis, Better Midler⦠Eartha Kitt, itās not about her eitherā¦.
Q. Itās not Paul again⦠is it? I mean you two are like⦠I mean grow upā¦
A. Wrong again.
Q. Everyoneās saying this is your best album since Imagine⦠how do you feel?
A. I prefer the āMother/Working Class Heroā then āImagineā album myself.. Anyway, I suppose anything you do is either better or worse than something or other, I mean, thatās how we seem to categorize thingsā¦.. itās probably the way we rememberā¦. it helps us remember⦠āthis fish tastes as good as the fish we had in St. Tropez, but not as nice as the one Arthur caught off Long Island, do you remember that fish and chip shop in Blackpoolā¦ā
Q. Iām supposed to keep this up for a few more pages⦠when actually Iād finished the whole thing on ādo you like glitter?ā
A. Yes.
Q. Itās so hard to think of questions to ask you, I mean, you must have been asked nearly everything over that last few year⦠is there anything youād like to say, you know, instead of just answering these dumb⦠I mean you can say ANTYTHING YOU WANTā¦. Iām sure you mus have something to say that you havenāt said alreadyā¦ā¦.
A. Not reallyā¦ā¦.
Q. Ohā¦ā¦.
A. Iāll ask you one. Why does Roman Polansky always wear the same suit?
Q. Iām stumped.
A. To get to the other side! Silly!
Q. My turn⦠What happened between you and Klein?
A. He was unfaithfulā¦ā¦.
Q. I mean, you always seem to get in so DEEP, with things, then the next minuteā¦
A. To get to the other side! Silly!
Q. Thatās deep⦠do you see much of the other ex Beatles? Or is it a sore point?
A. I love my little Beatles⦠Iāve seen a lot of Ringo⦠cause he comes to America a lot, as you know, I canāt leave here or theyād do a Charlie Chaplin on me and I donāt want an award at sixty, telling me how wonderful I used to be, but not quite wonderful enough to be allowed to live here nowā¦. Paul, Ringo and I spent some nice afternoons in L.A. He (Paul and Linda) also came to visit in New York recently, and we had a great evening reminiscing.. in fact, it was two great evenings⦠which reminds me⦠only yesterday⦠to coin a phraseā¦. he and lovely Linda sent me a heartwarming telegram about my new album, āWalls And Bridges,ā out nowā¦
Q. Donāt you ever stop name dropping and plugging your album, āWalls And Bridges,ā out now?
A. Not if I can help it!
Q. It is rather gross, Johnā¦.
A. 20% in factā¦.
Q. How cute! I see you never mentioned George⦠is there somethingā¦.
A. No itās just that he hasnāt been here in such a long time.
Q. Is it true you and Ringo are going to appear with him on his upcoming tour?
A. Not on your nelly! Just another rumour Drā¦..
Q. Why not? It sounds like funā¦
A. No one ever asked⦠and he probably wants all the loot for himselfā¦
Q. Thatās a little bitter sounding, John, people might get the wrong ideaā¦.
A. No, itās just a pleasant reality, my dear, nothing more nothing less..
Q. Todd Rundgren said you were a āfucking idiotā in an english rock paper, what do you have to say to that?
A. I appreciate his concernā¦
Q. Is that all youāre going to say.. I mean arenāt you going to be bitingly witty or something?
A. Well.. I did write a little something⦠I sent it to the Melody Maker.. the trouble itā¦. I quite like the little rabbitā¦.
Q. Have you any plans to go on tour? Like itās a long time since⦠what was it⦠Geraldo?..
A. I havenāt got a band. Itās not that easy without a band, I mean, youāve got to start from scratch⦠I get a lot of offers to do benefits.. it makes me guilty to refuse⦠trouble is⦠the people that ask, donāt understand the businessā¦
Q. That sounds like a copout, John, if you donāt mind me saying soā¦
A. Well, youāre entitled to your opinion⦠I also get BIG MONEY offers too⦠but that doesnāt make the job easier⦠slightly more interesting butā¦
Q. I HEAR YOUāVE BEEN DOING A LOT OF RADIOā¦ā¦.
A. In connection with my new album, āWalls And Bridges,ā out nowā¦
Q. How do you like being a d.j.?
A. Actually⦠I really enjoy it.. I was brought up on it⦠Radio, I mean,.. Iāve been thinking of doing something regular⦠for a few years nowā¦I donāt mean just playing records⦠but like, making tapes and⦠I wouldnāt like to get stuck in there, you know, with formats and such⦠I thought the best thing to do would be to, you know, just make tapes and put them on W.B.A.I., Pacifica or whatever, they could have any money etc.. and Iād have fun⦠maybe I willā¦. I just never seem to get around to itā¦. tho I was talking to an old ex radio friend, Elliot (after dinner) Mintz, on the west coast, he said heād love to helpā¦. you know⦠well who knowsā¦.
Q. Iām sure a lot of people would love toā¦.
A. Yes, yes quite.
Q. Talking of radio, I heard that you and⦠of all people⦠Howard Cosell⦠were going to do something togetherā¦
A. On radio, yes, I only heard about it today myself⦠hmmmm.. interesting..
Q. Itās your birthday soon and you will be 34.. doesnāt that worry you⦠you know 'aging pacifist, rock star crinkles before our eyesā.. that kind of thing..
A. 9th of October⦠send presents to Lennon Music, 1370 Ave. of the Americas, 6th floor⦠I quite like feeling the way I do, since thirty etc., in fact, it feels better than say 24⦠itās the sound of it, it SOUNDS sort of scary⦠you know.. life simply flashing by⦠and me still trying to get in the top ten and all⦠but it feels ok.
Q. Do you think youāll make any more movies, I mean, appear in them, like that Dick LEster thing⦠āHow I Won The War?ā
A. The main thing I learned from that⦠when was it 66/67? was that itās BORING, sitting 'round waiting for the director.. he has all the fun⦠not that Iām actually inundated with offers⦠but the things that do come my way are sort of⦠I think shit is the word Iām looking for.
Q. How about writing music for movies?
A. Well obviously I get offered more of that kind of thing, but it would have to really interest me.
Q. Why are you typing this as if someone was here with you, asking all these things?
Q. It makes a change⦠anyway, I enjoy typing⦠I only learned it last year⦠but my neck IS beginning to hurt and itās getting a bit boring..
Q. Iām sorry. Just a few more questions MR. LENNON, Iām sure you understand I have a deadline⦠my editor⦠etc..
A. Alright then, GET ON WITH IT!
Q. Have you ever fucked a guy?
A. Not yet, I thought Iād save it til I was 40, life begins at 40 you know, tho I never noticed it.
Q. It is trendy to be bisexual and youāre usually 'keeping up with the Jonesā, havenāt you ever⦠there was talk about you and PAULā¦
A. Oh, I thought it was about me and Brian Epstein⦠anyway Iām saving all the juice for my own version of THE REAL FAB FOUR BEATLES STORY etc.. etc..
Q. It seems like youāre saving quite a lot for when youāre 40..
A. Yes, there might be nothing better to do, tho I donāt believe it.
Q. Your life must be so Glamorous being a superstar and meeting people like Howard Cosell and Mayor Beameā¦
A. I havent met either of themā¦
Q. Well, you know what I mean⦠because of my association with you, people are always asking me 'Whatās he really like,ā how can I them youāre just a beautiful, shy, modest, amazingly creative, paranoid pop star?
A. Shucks! You dont have to do that, just listen to my new album, āWalls And Bridges,ā out now..!
Q. Of course, on the other hand, youāre a fucking ego maniacā¦
A. Of course, but who isnāt?
Q. Off hand I canāt name oneā¦
A. Well, if you find one letās go and interview him/her/itā¦
Q. What a jolly idea. Perhaps we could get a commission.. you know a sort of wandering Jill Johnston.
A. I bought her a pair of shoes once, sheās never forgiven me! Didnāt somebody buy the Village Voice? It seems to have changed a litte, mainly in the way they squash the front page up⦠does Jan Wenner own it or what?
Q. No, itās just keeping upā¦
A. With the Times⦠we all know that one⦠I donāt care what Lori Sebastian says, Iāve had enough of this⦠anyway itās not as if Iām on the cover or anything, I mean jeeze, I love Andy and everything, but this is it!
With that Mr. Lennon showed me the door, which was white. He was wearing jeans and a Mick Jagger tee-shirt. I wore a certain look.
I didnāt notice the close friends and fiancĆ©e with Elton John thing before. And the glad to see they were smaller than me comment that he quickly changed the subject on. Damn Lennon still trynna make all the Paulās jealous.
Having to make yourself leave hangouts early so you donāt eat any more <
though the largest percentage of content I reblog may say otherwise (psychosexual obsession with paul mccartney) john is actually my number one. I cant get enough of this insane unwell alive girl. he is laura palmer to me. he is toxic yuri. he's actually the worst. he's some fucking guy who was sick in the head. I'd do anything to be his best friend
angelina jolie being my thinspĆø sometimesā¦
I have been into DJO for years but now that End Of Beginning has been TikTok-ified, everyoneās surprised that itās Joe Keery. I hate you all. I tried to get all my friends to listen to him before but they didnāt want to until this song got more popular
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Anyways
So Iām very full of energy right now. I feel like my skins buzzing even though itās fairly late at night and Iāve been like this all week and I think I might be losing it because I canāt sleep but Iām so energetic during the day itās actually is so weird I think maybe Iām haunted or something
Hoping that losing weight will do something about the state of my face cuz this is ridiculous