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sugarmommy!sofia | headcannons
warnings: ooc-ish sofia, suggestive-ish content (18+), dom/sub dynamics, fem!reader, use of 'mommy' and pet names, mentions of cigarettes + markings
A/N: just a little scrap for anyone desperate for sofia content (me)
“We’re slowly starting to trust Al-Hashimi.” Skill issue. I trusted her the second she showed up on my screen because I am a LESBIAN and SHE is BEAUTIFUL and COMPETENT.
pretty, bloody, gorey women ♡
If there’s one thing I’m gonna do in a fandom it’s rub my greedy x reader hands all over it
I need more helly r/ helena thoughts or fics pleek
thinking about getting severed with her but you end up hating it. well, your innie does. maybe you start to have some doubts after seeing your innie's tape and decide you can't do this anymore. somehow getting in contact with reghabi and starting the process of reintegration... maybe behind helena's back or maybe she's there to try and talk you out of it. either way, you end up getting sick from it of course, and helena's scared. she pushes reghabi away despite her warnings that you're not ready and maybe you end up dying :/
helena who becomes obsessed with you after seeing you at lumon.....watching you through the windows as you walk in for your shift. maybe her whole reason for getting severed to ease the public was total bullshit and she only did it to get close to your innie. maybe she wants to have you both as helly r and helena eagan. helena lowkey highkey stalking you wherever you go, and when she gets caught, she introduces herself as an eagan, saying that she's just trying to meet some of the severed employees and thank them for their service.
helena taking you home to see her dad...and you're the first!! she's so nervous because you're so much younger than her and a part of her needs her father's approval. something something helena taking you to her bedroom after dinner and fucking you 😇
first date with helly r in one of those empty offices, having a sort of romantic dinner with lumon snacks 😭 trying to fold the packaging to make a heart or a flower for her but it comes out so bad... but she takes it and thanks you for your romantic square 😁 maybe she manages to get it out because technically, it is just a square with no writing, and helena finds it in her pocket...
playing with her hair 😖😖 fixing her bangs after heavy make out sessions....cuddling in bed and running your fingers through it.... taking showers together and shampooing it, trying to make it stick up but its too long. you manage to make her bangs spiky tho :3
thinking about little things like helping helena pick out her Helly outfit the morning before work and mentioning how your innie's gonna freakkk when they see her in it 😭
these may just be the most beautiful photos that i’ve ever seen
pics from notyoursweetie on reddit
hello my loves im back from the dead!! and i'm currently hyperfixating on helena/helly like crazy and there are nowhere near enough fics for her... so please let me know if you have any ideas!
behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person
general headcanons with helena
— includes sfw and nsft.
omfg i need her so bad thank god i’m not the only one
i think the severance fandom is the first fandom I’ve ever seen that leans more towards thoughtful analyses of episodes, theories, and cute or morbid fanart, over fanfics and shipping. but also I’ve not seen ONE post saying something nasty like “helly r come spit in my mouth” or even something basic like “i need mark s carnally”
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Eat your heart out
Sofia Gigante x Fem!reader
Warnings: established relationship, romantic fluff, mild smut, kinda short and sweet
Word count: 1200
Sofia can’t sleep. You set out to change that.
You wake up around five in the morning, your phone reading 5:07 when you grab it from the nightstand and narrow your eyes at the lit screen.
You groan and turn to face your girlfriend, only to find her absent, her side of the bed cold and empty.
The smell of freshly baked goods fills your nostrils.
You groan again before getting out of bed in nothing but an oversized tee and panties and following the scent of sweet heaven that leads you to the kitchen. You cross your arms over your chest and lean against the entryway as you watch Sofia pull a baking tray of something out of the oven and put it on the counter. She pulls the mittens off with her teeth and sets them aside. She grabs a sieve with powdered sugar and hits it gently to scatter it over the various croissants laid out in front of her that are on the opposite side of the counter.
“Are you just gonna stand there, honey?” Sofia questions without taking her eyes off the croissants.
You push yourself off the entryway and walk towards her. “Any reason why you’re baking at five in the goddamn morning in nothing but a dirty t-shirt and boxer shorts?” You wrap your arms around her waist from behind, your chin coming to rest on her shoulder. “Not that I’m complaining. Well, only about that first part. The rest is more than tolerable”
“Couldn’t sleep” Sofia says, her eyes still trained on the damn croissants. “You mentioned you’ve been craving croissants so I thought I’d make them for you while my insomnia got the better of me”
You slide your hands under her shirt, embracing the warmth of her body against your palm. You like how Sofia doesn’t mind the cold of your skin.
“Thought you might like something savory too so I also baked a shitload of fucking quiche muffins because apparently that’s a fucking thing”
“Why are you raising your voice?” You ask in an even tone that doesn’t betray a hint of emotion.
Sofia puts the sieve down. She grips the edge of the counter as she takes a breath. Then another. “I’m sorry. I’m sorry, sweetheart. I just..” She pauses to focus on her breathing. “With everything going on with that dickless traitor Oz and the Triad, it’s kinda hard for me to focus on anything else”
“Gee, thanks”
“Anything other than you” Sofia adds before turning around to face you. She cups your jaw with her hand, her other settling on your hip. “I swear, you’re the only saving grace in this whole situation, Y/N”
You hum, taking in the dark circles under her eyes. The pads of your thumbs trace them. “When was the last time you had a good night’s sleep?”
Sofia averts her gaze, her eyes downcast.
“Jesus, Sof. How are you still standing?”
“With a little help from the best energy drinks money can buy. That and a lotta rage”
You huff a laugh. “Don’t be cute. I told you to take care of yourself. Or at least let me do it for you”
“I’m fine”
“No, you’re not. You need to get some sleep”
An imaginary lightbulb lights up above your head.
You grin. “And I know just the right way to help”
You hop onto the counter.
Sofia raises a brow. Her eyes drift to the space between your thighs when you part your legs, revealing the lace panties she got you for your birthday. Her eyes don’t leave them as you slowly take them off and toss them on the floor.
You cross your legs.
“You always say you get drunk off me” You playfully tilt your head as you stare at her. “So maybe I can help you get that sleep you so desperately need”
“Your solution for my insomnia is for me to eat you out? Is that it?” Still, Sofia walks over to you. Her hands grips your waist. “If you wanted me to fuck you, you could’ve just asked, baby”
“Right now, I’m not asking”
The corner of your girlfriend’s mouth tugs upwards at your low, demanding tone. “Yes, ma’am”
Sofia eats you out for what feels like hours.
Her tongue darts and swirls, painting delicate patterns over your clit. You're already lost in the sea of pleasure, your breaths coming in gasps and moans. Each touch feels like a spark, igniting a fire deep within you. Your body arches off the counter, muscles taut as you chase the next wave of ecstasy. Sofia’s eyes are closed, lost in her own world, but her mouth is all focus. She's a maestro playing the most sensitive of instruments, and you're the music that fills the room.
Your legs tremble uncontrollably. You grip the edge of the counter, your knuckles whitening. The scent of your arousal fills the air, mingling with the faint smell of baked goods and sweat from your exertion. You've had so many orgasms, you've lost count, but she doesn't stop. Each stroke of her tongue sends you spiraling closer to the edge, and yet she pulls back, just enough to keep you there, teetering. It’s what you love about her.
You feel the tension building, your thighs quivering around her head. Your heart races, your pulse thundering in your ears. She senses your desperation and doubles down, her tongue relentless, her hands gripping your thighs. The pressure builds, a crescendo of sensation that you know will shatter you into a million pieces. You're so close, so close, you can almost taste it.
And then she does something different, a flick of her tongue, a change in rhythm. It sends you over the edge, your body convulsing as you scream out your release. But even as your climax washes over you, she doesn't let up. She continues, driving you into a realm of overstimulation, where pleasure meets pain and you're not sure if you can handle it. Yet, you find yourself begging for more, your voice hoarse from the cries that have escaped your lips. Her eyes open, meeting yours, and she smiles, knowing she has you exactly where she wants you.
But even Sofia has her limits.
By the time she’s decided that she’s done with you, she looks ready to hit the bed. You look at her as you try to catch your breath, your chest heaving.
Sofia smiles and cups your face before kissing you, passionately. “Thank you, bella” She says after breaking the kiss. “This is exactly what I needed”
“Glad I could be of service to ya”
“Are you coming to bed?”
You shake your head as you hop off the counter and grab your panties. “I’m gonna take a shower”
Sofia walks away from you. “Okay”
“Sleep tight!”
She shoots you a sleepy thumbs up without turning around before disappearing from your sight.
Just as you told her, you brush your teeth and take a shower then get dressed in something nice and comfy since you have no plans to leave the house.
You sit cross-legged on the couch, watching some new medical sitcom while eating the delicious croissants and quiche your girlfriend made for you.
what do you get the woman who has everything? | sofia falcone x reader ⋆⁺₊❅⋆ ⁺₊❆⋆
reader gives sofia a collection of special photos for christmas
warnings: NSFW, dom sub dynamic, pet names, reader calls sofia 'mommy', christmas mentioned
A/N: i pictured this to be pre arkham!sofia, please excuse how rushed this is i wanted it to be out before christmas :))
I just watched carry-on on Netflix and got the biggest jump scare of my life
THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEE
she can have me all tied up with a pretty bow for christmas 🫠
okok so i don’t know if this is “dark” but i’ve been thinking about dacryphilia with sofia…
i could see her being the “nobody but me makes you cry” type, getting off on how desperate she makes you - to the point of tears. making you watch her as she touches herself as you sob because you just wanna touch her so bad :((
she watches you sob into the pillow with a big grin on her face as you beg her to stop fucking you because you’re so overstimulated. OR OR OR blowing her cigarette smoke to make your eyes water omg
GOD GOD GODDDD. One of her main kinks is dacryphilia !!! Making you cry from denying to let you touch her, to fucking you so much you’re sore and overstimulating, making your eyes water from blowing her smoke into your face. Spanking you until you’re too sore to sit down for a week or too, she loves loves loves making you cry. She also loves licking your tears as you cry. If she’s in a meanest mood, she’ll tell you to cry harder.
However, if someone else makes you cry? They’re going missing :)
ty ty ty
I know everybody is still jacked on arcane and wicked but where are the people who want to talk about the penguin (HBO) on here
it’s me, i’m “people”
