Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Not today Justin
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Misplaced Lens Cap
if i look back, i am lost
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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JBB: An Artblog!
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Three Goblin Art
izzy's playlists!
Jules of Nature
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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@mrwinifred
"enthusiastic consent" "dubcon" "noncon" ???con where we're both so neurotic and strange about vulnerability and emotional and physical expression that it'd take a crack team of philosophers to figure out whether anything about what we did together was consensual or even semiotically definable as sex
trying my best to haunt the narrative but no one really gives a shit
Mother sloth reunites with her baby
For an animal with an average land speed of four inches a minute that only comes down the tree every couple weeks to shit, it’s kinda sweet to see mama haul ass at the heart-stopping rate of “fatigued elderly woman forgot her receipt”
It took me the same length of time that it took her to process that was not a stuffed animal sloth toy and instead an actual baby
This post is almost 4 years old.
The thing about parrots is that YES they will mimic you, BUT just like toddlers they also know the correct context in which to mimic you, and there will never be a time in which hearing your own voice coming out of a bird, which is staring at you intently while you eat chips, saying "is that good? Do you like that? Is it yummy?" ever feels normal
Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it
This was intended to be a 30 note shitpost for my Florida mutuals but I forgot that actually everyone loathes Ron DeSantis. Genuinely heartwarming 🥹
it’s a tragedy that dinotopia was adapted as a weird gritty looking tv movie with bad cgi when it’s, without exaggeration, the most ghibli any book has ever been
hmm
It’s high time for a new Dinotopia adaptation (with updated, accurate dinosaurs, as James Gurney would want, of course)
HIGH TIME
friend omg, you are in the lucky 10,000 today because the book is a *joy*
don’t think like, a novel, think like a coffee table book that’s framed like an actual informative guide to the actual place Dinotopia
it’s filled with scrawled notes and observations and gorgeous art from the point of view of a newcomer fascinated by the culture and science and history of this island
it’s so, so cool
I'm always go "I don't gatekeep I want people to learn new things always uwu" and then someone says they only watched the movie of my favorite kids book and I-
so fucking real
HE ACTUALLY DID IT WBAT IS THIS.
When you choose "I'm bald" on a poll this is what you're saying
The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.
you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born
Belted Kingfisher I know you don’t care but you mean everything to me girl
For anyone who doesn’t know, the Belted Kingfisher is one of the only birds with sexual dimorphism where the species is named after the female bird’s plumage instead of the male’s. The female of the species sports that cool rust-colored belt while a male’s belly is plain.
This is a huge thing in birds where males get the vast majority of the attention since they often have more visually striking plumage. I personally think the female red-winged blackbird is the most commonly misidentified bird in North America because of this problem.
A side effect of this phenomenon is that a lot of the time bird art depicts only males, so I LOVE when I get to see belted kingfisher art and be like omg it’s her!!!
Artwork by Antonia Hedrick
why are cyberpunk tabletop things so obsessed with decency and personhood being tied to how many surgeries you haven’t had
“if you have a prosthetic it takes out a part of your soul” like thanks shadowrun
in early cyberpunk, the point was more along the lines of “if we integrate technology into our bodies we risk becoming dependent upon the people and institutions who control that technology, who would then use that to enrich themselves at our expense”
unfortunately that was too anti-corporate for American mainstream culture so as cyberpunk moved out of its niche it became “uhhh it eats your soul I guess”
tags by @rubyvroom:
#this is important context #if you weren’t around at the time it is easy to miss but #anti-corporate sentiment was pretty much the lynchpin of cyberpunk until there were movies and games making money off it #it was the 1980s you guys #the entire point was that corporations are evil and technology should be used to circumvent them and escape their control over our lives #and not be used to make ourselves into another product #now that the internet is entirely monetized and corporate it’s harder to remember that originally it was synonymous w freedom & independence
Yes, exactly. Cyberpunk is anti-corporations, not anti-body-modification.
#the real horror is medical debt ( tag via @bronanlynch )
My favourite part of writing professional emails is sending them and immediately running over to my "sent" folder to check I did in fact write "Yeah, I can make a 3 PM meeting" and not "I think you're a big stupid piece of shit and I fucked your wife" somehow
