agent of chaos

Jade/nb/they/them/28 maybe I'll overthrow the government, as a treat. main blog here is sfw!

[stupidshounenshowcase]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Um

[kitkenk]

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

[queerofthedagger]

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

[navy-leader]

Have been trying out new methods of shading and it's actually pretty fun, but it also makes me feel like this

[prisonhannibal]

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

[breadcunt]

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

Salmon male grindset

[ozth]

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[girldraki]

[leavethepuddle]

@sarumans

[assiraphales]

PERSONALLY I like that the strawhats are preoccupied with their dreams ambitions and sailing the seas w their friends and don’t think romance is narratively necessary, but it’s legitimately so funny how oda was like “the old generation of pirates? biggest fucking sluts you’ve ever seen”

[nyarlathotep-thecrawlingchaos]

Guys I'm WHEEZING—

[krushing]

One Piece (2023-) S2EP03: WHISKY BUSINESS

[incredubious]

Lash envy ft. nami and usopp

[ussop-offical]

@nami-san-official

>:)

[nami-san-official]

Stop showing them off.

STOP

[ussop-offical]

NEVER!!

[nami-san-official]

ITS UNFAIR I SHOULD HAVE LASHES LIKE THAT.

[peach-pot]

anyone wanna guess what this doesthedogdie tie is for?

[peach-pot]

thaaaat’s right!

[peach-pot]

this is kind of a gold mine

[galileosballs]

To the tumblr user who I just blocked, I hope you at least know (if you're not a bot, which I suspect you might be) that 'can I get your mom's linkedin' is, like, a generational innovation in negging

[hentired]

Why did "lmao" stick around but "rofl" die. Any theories on this

[hydok]

[needsmoreexplosions]

I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died