ZeTH

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[depsidase]

[vanemiin]

Legend commish I did for a friend ✨️

[quesocheeso]

It is the middle of the night and I was thinking of an AU of season 6 Quesocheeso style

Macaroni finding out he’s gonna have a baby and planning a getaway out of the city to settle down somewhere nice until the baby arrives

Except his plans are foiled by the next big bad, and like Macaque is all for dipping out cause like that seems like a job for the heroes, that he’s not (denial is a river in Egypt) but MK convinces him to at least help them figure out what’s going on

So he comes along for the road trip and he’s vibing doing the minimum effort of everything and resolutely deciding to abandon the whole trip if it gets too dangerous, while also actively trying to avoid Wukong because he knows he’ll be figured out as soon as the king gets a proper read on his magic energy and he’s still not ready to reveal the big news because they might be tentative allies but this is a whole new level

Idk just a lot of beating around the bush, road trip stuff, chaos, a lot of chaos

Anyways whoever the big bad is this time around being the first one to figure out Macaque is with baby, and maybe if it’s Chaos, it being fascinated by the concept of non gods being able to create life is so foreign to it and becoming obsessed with Macaque creepy style,,, Wukong definitely goes feral mode multiple times because of this lmaoo

[quesocheeso]

I would like to add that the first person to actually find out Macaque was preggos was Nezha,, who by the point Season 6 starts has worked with Macaque at least a few times especially since in the beginning of Season 5 we learn that Macaque had been looking into the effects that the death of Jade Emperor had post Season 4 and then at the end of Season 5 we see Macaque in the underworld in the room that used to have the ten kings, so I’m assuming someone had to help him get into these places to begin with which I’m choosing Nezha to having been his point of contact.

I’m guessing at some point when they’re meeting to discuss more info on chaos post season 5, Nezha realizes he senses a new presence and being the deity of children he immediately pinpoints that it’s coming from Macaque, which is how Macaque finds out lmaooo,,, Nezha is also the one who ends up finding Macaque a new place to live and settle down until the baby arrives at the beginning of the AU

Nezha the MVP of the primordial AU fr😎✊✨

[queercanelady]

how it is apparently

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[pepplemint]

I have one baby bunny (out of four) that somehow gets out of the enclosure, every day, spending all day in my neighborhoods different bushes and just magically disappearing, then reappearing every night to be fed by mommy.

And I have no idea how he's getting out. None of the others follow. Ive gone over the whole thing several times, I keep thinking I must have fixed it. Ive caught him and put him back just to have him gone by the next day again. He's like three inches tall and he leaves all the other bunnies and goes who knows where in an area with several outdoor cats and dogs and still shows back up every night.

Today its been raining and thundering all day. Do you think he cared? No! He was not staying in the boring dry house like literally every other rabbit, he had to go out exploring

This bunny is the one they make children's shows about as he goes on wacky adventures as soon as people leave

this is the face of a NIGHTMARE

[kisseism]

gym inspo for you guys

[redstonedust]

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

[delgrosso]

Yellow and red cards are a good system of penalization in football but I also think there should be a green card, which you get if you do something nice during a match, like give an opposing player a lil smooch on the forehead.

[andlatitude]

[sam0rog]

6th attack of Nehme for @lillithenettix ! 💜 challenged myself a bit with this one but i like the way it turned out :]

[luna-azzurra]

What helped me write trauma better is remembering that the nervous system learns predictions. If danger used to come after quiet, calm can feel threatening. If kindness used to come with a price, kindness can feel suspicious. So healing is not just “they know they’re safe now.” Healing is the slow, annoying, deeply unfair process of teaching the body that the old prediction is not always the present truth.

[lilyblisslys]

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

[m-7572]

People on twitter are acting like Artfight is more about getting free art from big artists you like by attacking them and less about appreciating original characters (which have been relentlessly bullied by almost every community for years now) and its getting annoying so heres your reminder that you should be drawing oc designs you like and nobody is obligated to attack you or at all

[zethsdumpster]

🕺🪩💃

[dragon-in-a-fez]

why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

[myrinthinks]

[jessebloom]

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

[ashyfurz]

[bat-demon]

. that is a serial killer

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]