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Text // Rubin.

Jared: Pfft. It's been yours since mom found out I was kissing boys. Don't pretend it's anything new.

Jared: Damn, Ruby. You're racking up the points with karma. Maybe you should find your chill? Keep beating people up for me, but lay low on the fucking random girls and teasing your innocent brother and maybe karma will forgive you.

Jared: I can't go home. I'm stuck here til the end of summer. :(

Ruby: Kissing boys is fun though. I don't blame you.

Ruby: Oh my god. It was once. It's not happening again. Stop bringing it up :(

Ruby: Nuh uh. You're free to go when you wish.

#i didnt even see this :( soz m8 #t: dzhared

Text // Rubin.

Jared: I'd say she'll get over me, but we both know that's a lie. She's better than she was, tho. Ew, gross. Like I'd want to talk to mom about you sleeping with a girl. It was bad enough when dad sat me and her down and tried to have the 'Gay Talk', I don't need her thinking my gay rubbed off on her Golden Child.

Jared: You are not! You chose to look out for me, that doesn't mean karma will let you off for teasing me. Karmas gonna fuck you up.

Jared: Maybe it's karma for both. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ruby: 'Golden Child'. I really love that label, y'know? Keep it up.

Ruby: She damn well better. I beat people up for you. That's probably where the karma is coming from. Fuck.

Ruby: Go home, Jarhead.

#t: dzhared

Text // Rubin.

Jared: Hahaha, poor mom. Having to deal with a kid who is too gay to function half the time. You're still a 1 tho! You can pretend, but I know the truth.

Jared: Not so fun when you're getting a taste of your own medicine, is it? This is karma for teasing me earlier.

Ruby: She's still not dealing with you. She's not ready to hear about me. I don't think she ever would be tbh. Whatever. Shut up.

Ruby: Not even. I've been standing up for you my whole life, I'm allowed to tease you without karma being a bitch.

Ruby: It's karma for me sleeping with a girl.

#t: dzhared

Text // Rubin.

Jared: Your comparison and reasoning is weak tho.

Jared: Actually, no. You're wrong. There's only 6 points on the scale. You're a 1 which is predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual. Which describes you perfectly since there was this incident, but you're still straight. No one who sleeps with someone of their gender is a solid 0.

Jared: You know I wouldn't tell anyone, so chill. And you've given me a reason to be smug, so /heh/.

Ruby: Well, since you're off the fucking scale, for moms sake, we're just going to pretend I'm a 0 and that nothing ever happened with Tyler.

Ruby: Just because I gave you a reason doesn't meant you're allowed to be. Go away :(

#t: dzhared

Text // Rubin.

Jared: Throwing up while drunk is extremely different to sexuality????????

Jared: Besides. Whichever way you are, very few people are on either end of the scale. You'd probably be a 5, me a 1, even though I'd like to say a 0.

Jared: Since when has me spreading your secrets been an issue? And I didn't actually know for sure, tbh. I just saw her skulking out of your room and figured you'd shut me down if I was wrong. But you confirmed it. Heh.

Ruby: I know it is, but alcohol makes you do things you don't like doing. Shut up. I'm trying to make a point that I'm not gay in the slightest. Just let me use my comparison.

Ruby: A 5? That would make me somewhere in the bi/pan section. Again, no. If 10 is straight as a ruler, then we'll say 9.5 and be done with the discussion just to keep you happy it's not a solid 10, even though I am.

Ruby: Okay, well, still. Don't tell anyone. & Don't 'heh' me you smug little shit.

#t: dzhared

Text // Rubin.

Jared: The Kinsey Scale would say otherwise. :P

Jared: Never said you weren't allowed to. Just that you can't turn this on me either. We've both fucked up. Just you more recently than I, so I'm off the hook for the moment.

Ruby: It really doesn't. I don't want to be with a girl. Romantically or sexually. When I'm drunk I also don't want to throw up in a park but hey, shit happens. It doesn't change my sexuality.

Ruby: Okay but you can't tell anyone because that never happened. I still want to know how you found out though... Was she bragging?

#Yolo tho #t: dzhared

Text // Rubin.

Jared: Nothing wrong with that. You've seen Shameless, right? American siblings share a lot more than us. Pfft.

Jared: Still. You told me you were straight.

Jared: Yeah, actually. I am. I acknowledge that my dating history is sketchy and filled with mistakes. You justify gay-for-a-day with alcohol and food. Don't turn this on me, yo.

Ruby: I am straight. So I had sex with a girl. ONE girl. That doesn't make me any less straight.

Ruby: I'm not attracted to her. I wouldn't do any of that sober.

Ruby: I'm allowed to justify it with alcohol because that's all it was.

#t: dzhared #content AF

Text // Rubin.

Jared: Twins share things and all that.

Jared: I hope you can feel my brotherly disapproval for giving into someone like that. You could do so much better. Siiigh.

Ruby: Yeah, but twins don't exactly need to share who they have in bed...

Ruby: It was a one time thing. I can think of people you've /dated/ who you could do so much better than and you're judging me for a drunken hook up?

#p much lmao #t: dzhared #i like how she tries to justify it with cheesecake.#shes content.

Text // Rubin.

Jared: Thought you had nothing to hide. Besides, you know pretty much everything about me, sooo.

Jared: I know everything. I have my ways.

Ruby: That's because you tell me everything. I don't go hunting.

Ruby: Still, though. It doesn't matter. It was nothing. I was drunk and bored, she was drunk and upset. There was cheesecake. It was a good time.

#ruby ur a v bad anti-gay person #t: dzhared

Text // Rubin.

Jared: Nothing to hide, hmmmmmmmm?

Jared: Tyler.

Ruby: I didn't realise my sex life was any of your business.

Ruby: Also how the fuck do you know that

#t: dzhared

Text // Rubin.

Jared: Pretty sure that means, as your 'baby brother', I'm also allowed to terrorize you and read personal things or something. So.

Jared: Nope. I see no difference.

Ruby: Go for it. I have nothing to hide.

Ruby: I do. There is.

#t: dzhared

Text // Rubin.

Jared: So is bullying your brother, but you don't have an issue with that.

Jared: And also violence. I hear that's bad too.

Ruby: But I'm allowed to bully you. You're my baby brother. It's my job

Ruby: But it's contained violence. You see how that differs?

#t: dzhared

Text // Rubin.

Jared: You do too, grumpy bum. 😌

Ruby: Nope. I do not. Lying is bad

#t: dzhared

Text // Rubin.

Jared: liiiiieeeesss! lies & slander.

Ruby: I don't lie. Don't be a dick

#t: dzhared

Text // Rubin.

Jared: i'm sure you know other people who'd put up with it. you should be nice to me.

Jared: 😐😐😐😐

Ruby: I'm always nice to you

#t: dzhared

Text // Rubin.

Jared: last i checked, yeah.

Jared: pfft. go bully someone else.

Jared: hate you too 😐

Ruby: I have no one else to bully. At least you know I love you no matter what I say.

Ruby: 😘😘😘😘

#t: dzhared

Text // Rubin.

Jared: only because i don't want to discuss my balls (which do exist btw) with my sister. that's just weird.

Jared: .... someone's in a bitchy mood today.

Ruby: Are you sure

Ruby: I'm bored and enjoying myself by bullying you. xoxo

Ruby: LOVE U

#t: dzhared #yolo

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