Some of my beetlejuice headcanons cause why not
•this is my first time doing this so bear with me lmao
•so we all know that bj is a disgusting rat man that smells like dirt and weed right? Well there’s a touch of peppermint somewhere in there periodt
•his hugs? Legendary. He absolutely engulfs the person I mean seriously have you seen the way he hugs people
•look at his hands. Just fuckin *grabby hand motions*
•and that’s how I imagine he hugs everyone
•speaking of that gif, he likes full on mouth-to-mouth kisses. And dipping the person. He just goes all out doesn’t he that romantic piece of shit
•this ones a bit of a Hot Take ™, but I think he’s perfectly capable of speaking (and smelling) like a normal person, but he doesn’t do that because he wanted to keep up the ~demon aesthetic~
•him and Lydia are like chaotic siblings but beej is the one following her around all of the time
•his laugh? Absolutely contagious. It’s impossible not to laugh along with him when he does
•my boy likes singing, and actually has a nice voice if he tries. He doesn’t let anyone hear him though
• also he really likes cooking but he’s shite at it
•but he tries his best and that all that matters, despite the fact that he sets the entire kitchen on fire every time he does
•okay so we know that flirting??? He’s great at it. Can do it anytime. But if someone flirts back?? He gets caught so off caught and becomes shy and his hair turns a light pink and it’s so fucking cute
•he’s quick to retort though
•tbh I feel like he’d enjoy shopping but no one ever takes him because he’d try to steal literally everything
•if he’s really into someone, he goes full goo-goo eyes at them
•not even like he literally STARES at the person he likes and if they catch him he looks away with a smirk and a wink but in his mind he’s like ohgodohfuckohshitohfuck
•he also has adhd you cannot tell me otherwise
•he’s pan. Like the rest of the fandom says, he will fuck anything that moves
•he paints his nails black
•abandonment issues. You leave him even for an hour, he starts crying
•he beats the shit out of nazis
Welp that’s all I have for now but if anyone has sfw requests for beej and they want them written please!!!! Hit me up!!! I’m new to this so it’ll be a bit shaky but I’m happy to accommodate!!!
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