The Life And Times of A Botanical Genius

Hello internet! We are Research Team 1 from the (name). As a matter of national security, employees are not allowed to put anything online. This is our blog!

[rude-agaric]

Okay

For the sake of everyone on the internet, even for the sakes of the people who are not actually looking at this blog (which should be everyone on the internet), I am taking over. I have changed the password. Tree, you are evicted from this office chair forever. You may look from a reasonable distance at the chair but you may not, for any reason, sit down in it. Additionally, your posting privileges have been revoked no matter what chair you sit in and they will not be returned to you. Ever. -Lucy P.S. Please don't be offended, Tree. We recognize your many contributions to science and also the impressive largeness of your brain, but you blog very badly. 

[rude-agaric]

Day 3 - This is a public service announcement

Tree is awesome. That is all.

[rude-agaric]

Day Two – Neglected Study

I stumbled upon what must only be a forgotten project last night. Who would have guessed that the team from downstairs would forget about their Dermatophyte samples growing in seven pairs of old sneakers? I am pleased to announce these projects are now under my care, and I am not returning them.

[rude-agaric]

Day one

Letting kudzu grow in the storage room last month was perhaps one of the most ingenious ideas I've had in a long time.  Not only does it attract various types of insects, but the goat downstairs seems to enjoy the fact it's moving through the vents and into its room.