h e c k

I like dogs, cats, hawaiian pizza, and not doing organic chemistry.

[borfuses]

[lifehackable]

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

[tarcroach]

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

[ittygittydiddynator]

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

[sparklesmccheesy]

Important and vital

[natasha-romvnoff]

I don’t care that I reblogged this today I’m reblogging it again

[vastderp]

awwwww babies ;_; i hope everyone’s pets come home safe.

[c-bassmeow]

Some Italian Americans are so funny cus they’ll be like 67877th generation, not know one word of Italian, can’t even point Italy on a map, and the only thing their parents ever cooked that was Italian was spaghetti and meatballs with ragu sauce and garlic bread that came from a freezer. But they’ll be the first ones to say “we do x y and z cus we Italians!” And they’ll rep Italy as if they’d just left.

If that’s all it takes to be Italian, I too am Italian for all the times I had Italian genetics inserted inside me while on all fours during my summers on Long Island.

[thankgoodnessforme]

[alexisneoart]

When you open your camera app to take a picture of something and it opens on the front camera

[gracie-law-deactivated20151002]

[death-by-lulz]

every one should watch harvey birdman attorney at law

[ghay]

hang on i have to respond to this

[linda-belcher]

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Fog… God’s vape

[ncgh-deactivated20140802]

[death-by-lulz]

I didn’t know I needed Spanky’s approval until I got it.

[labella-instagram]

[rareia]

R A R E I A

[vinduster]

[big-papa-huge-time]

This video pisses me off because everything about it is perfect. It’s extremely well shot and composed. Every decision that went into it from the choreographed sunglasses throw to the bass boosted Nickelback seems deliberate and incapable of improvement. 

Nothing I ever make will be better than 12 second long shitpost.

[boneclocks]

[pileofknives]

Fandom is cancelled, we’re going back to casually enjoying media and not basing our fucking identities around the shit we consume.

[yzghuldar]

Hah, tell that to Tumblr.

[pileofknives]

My friend I have some great news about what platform I originally posted this to

[fashion-runways]

MARCHESA NOTTE Pre-Fall 2018

[sasukelangleysohryu-deactivated]

[flip56000]

Have u ever had sex with a pharoah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[aquazone]

one of the best posts

[pagetbewbster]

this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell