I may not be the most unique or high ranking darkner around, but you better bet I got the best personality around!
I’ll talk to you, I’ll hang around, I’ll walk your dog, I’ll steal your wife, I’ll teach you how to load a handgun in 2 seconds without needing to look at it, I’ll do it all!
If only I wasn’t stuck with this stupid job… but hey! Long live the guy that pays me!














