captain's log.

29 she/her. I like TV shows and movies and history and pretty things and places.

[alleycatboy]

i know the way to a white woman's heart: cheese

[wkwz]

When Harry Met Sally (1989) dir. Rob Reiner

[blond-shell]

Fleabag + being too real

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

You still don’t understand what you’re dealing with, do you? The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.

Alien (1979) dir. Ridley Scott

[toospookyforboogie-deactivated2]

[bricesander]

[deepdickpizza]

[king-garbo-deactivated20190103]

an actual video of me in any math class ever.

[daughter-ofthesea-deactivated20]

crying at what someones tagged this

glaswegian ya fool

[m0xt]

[memepants]

[queereyegifs]

What would you do with 1.6 billion dollars?

[bob-belcher]

[super-mario-girl]

I can’t believe no one has posted a clip of this yet. This is one of the funniest bits in the whole show.

[orwell]

The Godfather (1972)

[mjalti]

when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

[bubbagumps]

if anyone, anyone - tries to hurt one of my new friends, I would take them out. I would make them suffer so much that they’d wish they were never born. And if they ran, I would hunt them down.

[the-final-sentence]

“‘Welcome to Tortall,’ she said.”

— Tamora Pierce, from Wild Magic

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Female clothing: no pockets

Gollum’s 500 year old tattered rags: has pockets where he keeps "fishbones, goblins’ teeth, wet shells, a bit of bat-wing, a sharp stone to sharpen his fangs on, and other nasty things.”