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@rufescentreaper
Send me xxx for a drunk text from my muse
▶♥ (to make things interesting)
[Sent to: Kilt Kid]I’ll bring the buns if you bring the cream ;)
[Sent to: Redrum]
Um… Grell? Think you may have sent that to me by mistake, lass. Though I’m flattered~
[Sent to: Kilt Kid] Whoopsy daisies, silly me~ You should be flattered, I don’t just offer my buns out to anyone you know~
[Sent to: Redrum] hohoho~ cheeky little thing. <3 I might take you up on that offer if you’re not careful
[Sent to: Kilt Kid] You rotten randy bugger~! Surely you knew I was on about my cream buns that I made specially for the office bake sale~ 😇
[Sent to: Redrum] …Oh… well this just got awkward… 😱 I didn’t know we were having a bake sale. I’d have made something…
[Sent to: Kilt Kid] Not to worry, my dear~ Perhaps you weren’t let in on it, it is a super secret one that only elite members are aware of, after all~ ;)
someone: don’t me: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
I have died too many times, and the funny thing is, I still didn’t know how I have survived.
(via vomitingwords)
▶♥ (to make things interesting)
[Sent to: Kilt Kid]I’ll bring the buns if you bring the cream ;)
[Sent to: Redrum]
Um… Grell? Think you may have sent that to me by mistake, lass. Though I’m flattered~
[Sent to: Kilt Kid] Whoopsy daisies, silly me~ You should be flattered, I don’t just offer my buns out to anyone you know~
[Sent to: Redrum] hohoho~ cheeky little thing. <3 I might take you up on that offer if you’re not careful
[Sent to: Kilt Kid] You rotten randy bugger~! Surely you knew I was on about my cream buns that I made specially for the office bake sale~ 😇
make them regret how they treated you
??!! [c'mon askbox werk it
[Sent to: Redrum]
You got the goods? I got the brownie mix.
[Sent to: Redrum]
Where the fuck are you?! I’ll run you through with my saw if you’re not here in 5 minutes!! Don’t have all day for you to jerk me around and be an asshat
[Sent to: Kilt Kid] ... Eh? What goods? Heaven forbid you’re making... whatever they’re called, “Space cakes” or something along those lines. [Sent to: Kilt Kid] Now, now, there’s really no need for that. I’m running quite fashionably late. I ought to wash your mouth out with soap, young man. Who on earth calls a lady an “asshat”? Rude.
▶♥ (to make things interesting)
[Sent to: Kilt Kid]I’ll bring the buns if you bring the cream ;)
[Sent to: Redrum]
Um… Grell? Think you may have sent that to me by mistake, lass. Though I’m flattered~
[Sent to: Kilt Kid] Whoopsy daisies, silly me~ You should be flattered, I don’t just offer my buns out to anyone you know~
▶♥ (to make things interesting)
[Sent to: Kilt Kid]I’ll bring the buns if you bring the cream ;)
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Send me ?? for a strange/vague text
Send me ► for a text not meant for you
Send me ↕ for a scared/worried text
oh grell!! whoa! ! !
I’ll learn impulse control when I’m dead
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i’m just trying to live my life here and there you are being a total fucktruck about it
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