— ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴏɴ ɪᴛ

Jimmy | 17 | ♎ | NH, USA im here to fuck shit up.

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idek who checks up on this page anymore but here’s my new rp blog if you wanna write with me

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hey uhhh

merry christmas guys

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my name is still jeff

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getthenurse:

[Text]: Really??

[Text]: We’re having dinner at four on Christmas Eve., but my mom says you can just show up whenever.

TEXT TO: petey

→ i’ll show up at two or so i think. just be on the safe side. → yeah really! im not busy this christmas and mom prefers me out of the house as often as possible so yknow.

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[Text]: Awesome!

[Text]: Yeah. Well, you’re an honorary member of the Kowalski family now, so you’ll always have a home here with us if you ever need it.

[Text]: I think my dad wants to knit you a sweater..

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TEXT TO: petey

→ oh god. → i mean so long as it isnt like the one mom bought me that one time. you know the one. the really ugly one. → i guess i’ll keep it around even if i dont like it though i mean? its a gift. i like gifts. → thats real cool of your dad to even consider doin that.

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getthenurse:

[Text]: Really??

[Text]: We’re having dinner at four on Christmas Eve., but my mom says you can just show up whenever.

TEXT TO: petey

→ i’ll show up at two or so i think. just be on the safe side. → yeah really! im not busy this christmas and mom prefers me out of the house as often as possible so yknow.

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Text to: @rufficn

[Text]: Hey Jimmy, it’s Pete.

[Text]: Umm…

[Text]: My parents wanted to know if you maybe, wanted to come celebrate Christmas with us this year?

[Text]: It’s just going to be me and them, and you know, there will be food and stuff, and my mom says you can stay overnight.

[Text]: It’s cool if you don’t want to, though!! No pressure!

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TEXT TO: petey

→ wait for real? → that’d actually be kinda cool yeah! → just let me know when i can show up and i will.

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the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship

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see, i just gave my mom the perfect present.

every year she tells me she wants me to come to a christmas party with her new husband, even though she doesnt want me there.

i say ill be there, even though i dont want to go.

so when i dont show up, even though she’s relieved, she gets to pretend what a horrible son i am.

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christmas party at mom’s.

time to go to blue balls.

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ohuh

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nothing quite like waking up to a bottle of gatorade and a garbage can full of puke

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theres a slight chance i might b e a little teenty tinny bit loaded rn

and i could probably still kick your ass, which s even better

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wer all drink down here

u can kic my ass if u want ;^) is good for kicking, trust me

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buddy

pal

dont i fuckin know it ;)

time to give the guys a smackdown show

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theres a slight chance i might b e a little teenty tinny bit loaded rn

and i could probably still kick your ass, which s even better

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chicksdicksandacting:

omw dude, who u got out there w u?

most of the townies? like theres omar and leon and otto...denny’s here too. couple people i dont know. not that big, but yknow, its a bonfire and theres booze and shit so.