I&#x27;m A Star, Baby

Text to: @ineverpugilizedanything

[Text]: so ive been eating vegetarian for like a week now

[Text]: its been hell man i need some meat in me

[Text]: u willing to provide? ;^)

[…]

[Text]: i ate only vegetables for a week just to make this joke

[ text ]: did you really

[ text ]: thats…disappointing

[ text ]: but yea im always willing to provide

[Text]: i was honestly expecting a better reaction or smthing

[Text]: this has just been a very disappointing experience overall

[Text]: ill still let u pound my boy pussy tho

[ text ]: you couldve just made the joke without eating veggies for a week, dude

[ text ]: whatever the case, bring it here

[Text]: im too dedicated to my craft, its a curse

[Text]: bring u my boy pussy? 🅱️ussy? u want it on a silver platter or is a normal plate fine?

[ text ]: silver platter, only the finest for the art of ass eating

[ text ]: bussy, jesus

[Text]: i dont have any silver platters

[Text]: but i can spray paint a regular plate silver

[Text]: its 🅱️ussy

[Text]: wait sorry *🅱️latters

Text to: @ineverpugilizedanything

[Text]: so ive been eating vegetarian for like a week now

[Text]: its been hell man i need some meat in me

[Text]: u willing to provide? ;^)

[…]

[Text]: i ate only vegetables for a week just to make this joke

[ text ]: did you really

[ text ]: thats…disappointing

[ text ]: but yea im always willing to provide

[Text]: i was honestly expecting a better reaction or smthing

[Text]: this has just been a very disappointing experience overall

[Text]: ill still let u pound my boy pussy tho

[ text ]: you couldve just made the joke without eating veggies for a week, dude

[ text ]: whatever the case, bring it here

[Text]: im too dedicated to my craft, its a curse

[Text]: bring u my boy pussy? 🅱️ussy? u want it on a silver platter or is a normal plate fine?

Text to: @mascaramassacre

[Text]: OK SO i just got like, the greatest idea

[Text]: u kno how they like put notes in ur locker n shit?

[Text]: y not set them up? like break a bottle of ur fav foundation or smthin n leave a note in ur locker for them to find when they go to replace it.

[Text]: make it cute, give em a flower, idk, leave a lil kissy mark on the note, go all out.

[Text]: let em kno u notice them and ur rly interested in them and finding out who they are.

[Text]: idk, its worth a shot

[TEXT]: That’s not a bad idea.

[TEXT]: Not sure I’d sacrifice my foundatiom for it but maybe an eyeshadow palette. I have plenty of those.

[TEXT]: It certainly would be fun to see how far they go.

[TEXT]: Of course if it’s a guy doing this then he’s a creep hitting on a lesbo and sneaking into the girls lockerroom.

[Text]: idk whatevers easiest to replace if things dont work out

[Text]: remember to make a huge scene about it, act like, super duper upset that you broke ur “favorite” makeup thingy

[Text]: i can tell u with one hundred percent certainty that ur admirer is a girl, i would never force some nasty peen on u

[Text]: unless its like mine and i want to like make sure my nude looks good b4 i send it

[TEXT]: Well I am loaded so I can replace anything if need be. But I get your point.

[TEXT]: I might be forced to try this little experiment. Just to see.

[TEXT]: Oh good! That one awkward time with Troy has truly scarred me enough.

[TEXT]: Though if you need me for boner binoculars I’d make an exception.

[Text]: sometimes i forget ur a rich bitch, i usually just think ur a regular bitch

[Text]: but thats exactly why i love u

[Text]: now that right there is tru friendship, putting aside ur disgust for peen just to make sure ur friends dick pic is popping

[Text]: its almost poetic :,^D

Text to: @mascaramassacre

[Text]: OK SO i just got like, the greatest idea

[Text]: u kno how they like put notes in ur locker n shit?

[Text]: y not set them up? like break a bottle of ur fav foundation or smthin n leave a note in ur locker for them to find when they go to replace it.

[Text]: make it cute, give em a flower, idk, leave a lil kissy mark on the note, go all out.

[Text]: let em kno u notice them and ur rly interested in them and finding out who they are.

[Text]: idk, its worth a shot

[TEXT]: That’s not a bad idea.

[TEXT]: Not sure I’d sacrifice my foundatiom for it but maybe an eyeshadow palette. I have plenty of those.

[TEXT]: It certainly would be fun to see how far they go.

[TEXT]: Of course if it’s a guy doing this then he’s a creep hitting on a lesbo and sneaking into the girls lockerroom.

[Text]: idk whatevers easiest to replace if things dont work out

[Text]: remember to make a huge scene about it, act like, super duper upset that you broke ur "favorite" makeup thingy

[Text]: i can tell u with one hundred percent certainty that ur admirer is a girl, i would never force some nasty peen on u

[Text]: unless its like mine and i want to like make sure my nude looks good b4 i send it

Text to: @ineverpugilizedanything

[Text]: so ive been eating vegetarian for like a week now

[Text]: its been hell man i need some meat in me

[Text]: u willing to provide? ;^)

[…]

[Text]: i ate only vegetables for a week just to make this joke

[ text ]: did you really

[ text ]: thats…disappointing

[ text ]: but yea im always willing to provide

[Text]: i was honestly expecting a better reaction or smthing

[Text]: this has just been a very disappointing experience overall

[Text]: ill still let u pound my boy pussy tho

Text to: @ineverpugilizedanything

[Text]: so ive been eating vegetarian for like a week now

[Text]: its been hell man i need some meat in me

[Text]: u willing to provide? ;^)

[...]

[Text]: i ate only vegetables for a week just to make this joke

Text to: @mascaramassacre

[Text]: OK SO i just got like, the greatest idea

[Text]: u kno how they like put notes in ur locker n shit?

[Text]: y not set them up? like break a bottle of ur fav foundation or smthin n leave a note in ur locker for them to find when they go to replace it.

[Text]: make it cute, give em a flower, idk, leave a lil kissy mark on the note, go all out.

[Text]: let em kno u notice them and ur rly interested in them and finding out who they are.

[Text]: idk, its worth a shot

Alright I have to address this.

In gym on Friday my perfume fell out of my bag and smashed on the floor much to the delight of the brainless zombitches around me. Today I have gym again and when I open my gym locker there’s a brand new bottle of the perfume I wear sitting there with another soppy love note.

So really, who’s playing the prank?

ooooo someones got a secret admirer!

Have I really, though? I’m convinced it’s a practical joke. Yet the perfume was real. My exact scent. So joke’s on them for wasting their money.

… are you behind this?

not this time baby! i think someones into u, i mean, i know someones into u, i have my sources but a lady never tells

You know I told you before handsome. Even though you have a perfect face you just don’t give me the nether shivers a lady needs.

Who is it? Do I know them?

alas i wasnt born vaginabled, i will never be able to satisfy ur insatiable craving for the pusspuss 😔

i promised them i wouldnt tell, sry, ur gonna have to like, figure it out urself

You are the worst. Teasing me like this.

They’ll probably lose interest in me almost immediately.

if they liked u enough to learn what perfume you wear and replaced it for u when it broke i dont think theyre gonna lose interest any time soon, just sayin.

Alright I have to address this.

In gym on Friday my perfume fell out of my bag and smashed on the floor much to the delight of the brainless zombitches around me. Today I have gym again and when I open my gym locker there’s a brand new bottle of the perfume I wear sitting there with another soppy love note.

So really, who’s playing the prank?

ooooo someones got a secret admirer!

Have I really, though? I’m convinced it’s a practical joke. Yet the perfume was real. My exact scent. So joke’s on them for wasting their money.

… are you behind this?

not this time baby! i think someones into u, i mean, i know someones into u, i have my sources but a lady never tells

You know I told you before handsome. Even though you have a perfect face you just don’t give me the nether shivers a lady needs.

Who is it? Do I know them?

alas i wasnt born vaginabled, i will never be able to satisfy ur insatiable craving for the pusspuss 😔

i promised them i wouldnt tell, sry, ur gonna have to like, figure it out urself

Alright I have to address this.

In gym on Friday my perfume fell out of my bag and smashed on the floor much to the delight of the brainless zombitches around me. Today I have gym again and when I open my gym locker there’s a brand new bottle of the perfume I wear sitting there with another soppy love note.

So really, who’s playing the prank?

ooooo someones got a secret admirer!

Have I really, though? I’m convinced it’s a practical joke. Yet the perfume was real. My exact scent. So joke’s on them for wasting their money.

… are you behind this?

#((what in the fresh heck is he going on about this is gibberish))

not this time baby! i think someones into u, i mean, i know someones into u, i have my sources but a lady never tells

Alright I have to address this.

In gym on Friday my perfume fell out of my bag and smashed on the floor much to the delight of the brainless zombitches around me. Today I have gym again and when I open my gym locker there’s a brand new bottle of the perfume I wear sitting there with another soppy love note.

So really, who’s playing the prank?