THAT ONE GREENLANDER

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[that-one-greenlander]

dude I just woke up why is everyone dead??

[that-one-greenlander]

First OOC post I just wanted to say that every time this happens to me in game I think of this blog

[will-woodnt]

Honestly? Madagascar and Caribbean are always worse to me

[that-one-greenlander]

I think I've only lost one run to the carribbean but good lord have we lost a bunch to greenland lmao

[that-one-greenlander]

First OOC post I just wanted to say that every time this happens to me in game I think of this blog

[that-one-greenlander]

dude I just woke up why is everyone dead??

[xx-nanothevirus-xx]

My bad!!! Dont worry I can. I can fix it :D

[that-one-greenlander]

dudeee what did you do 😰😰

[xx-nanothevirus-xx]

I got a little silly 🫪🫪🫪

[neur-rax]

Silly..?

[liberated-weap0n]

I G0T "A LITTLE SILLY" 0NCE

[neur-rax]

I’m very aware.

[that-one-greenlander]

bro even the diseases found my blog we're so cooked 😭😭

[that-one-greenlander]

dude I just woke up why is everyone dead??

[xx-nanothevirus-xx]

My bad!!! Dont worry I can. I can fix it :D

[that-one-greenlander]

dudeee what did you do 😰😰

[that-one-greenlander]

Hi! Hello! You’re human? Interesting… there’s a human on the couch! They’ve been asleep for a while so I’m borrowing their computer.

I’m Peacock! The… Peacock! Because Mister Shadow taught me how to get this body!

Lovely to meat you! Heh… I mean meet…

I don’t do that anymore…

— 🦚

hello peacock! i am indeed a human :) lovely to meet you too! (and also ignoring the ominous typo haha)

[ruffledpeacockfeathers]

I don’t use human cells anymore, nor did I ever, I prefer birds personally, so I like this body! Squawk!

It’s a little hard to type with claws though…

[that-one-greenlander]

never thought I’d be talking with a peacock someday but i suppose crazier things have happened haha. incredibly impressed that you’re able to type and talk to me :)

[that-one-greenlander]

do you think the small spiders and the insects and the ants in people's houses wonder where everyone has gone?

[that-one-greenlander]

its been a while since any updates on a cure have been pushed out... ive been getting worried too. at the start of it i feel like there were updates every other day but its been total radio silence for a while now... :(-🪐

yeah... greenland should be safe because all the ports have closed but im really worried about our neighbors

[that-one-greenlander]

Hi! Hello! You’re human? Interesting… there’s a human on the couch! They’ve been asleep for a while so I’m borrowing their computer.

I’m Peacock! The… Peacock! Because Mister Shadow taught me how to get this body!

Lovely to meat you! Heh… I mean meet…

I don’t do that anymore…

— 🦚

hello peacock! i am indeed a human :) lovely to meet you too! (and also ignoring the ominous typo haha)

[that-one-greenlander]

Squawk! Hello!

— 🦚

oh hello !! :D

[that-one-greenlander]

at least climate change is gonna be a little bit less of a problem? 😭😭

[that-one-greenlander]

probably not gonna get new movies anytime soon. or new anything. all the art in the world right now is gonna be a time capsule of when the world just. ceased to exist.

[that-one-greenlander]

do you think there are enough scientists left to figure out a cure? or are we just stuck here forever?

[that-one-greenlander]

Picture this…. Worms

picturing it. wrm 🪱

[will-woodnt]

I for one love worms

All kinds

Velvet worms, bobbit worms, earthworms, planarians, acorn worms, Christmas tree worms, flukes, whipworms, hookworms, pinworms, heartworms, bloodworms, neurax worms, roundworms..

Oh and of course tapeworms!

[that-one-greenlander]

went from cute to concerning really quickly

[that-one-greenlander]

Picture this…. Worms

picturing it. wrm 🪱

[that-one-greenlander]

i think i got a virus on my computer i keep getting weird pop ups about armageddon and the end of the world lol ts is so 2012

[will-woodnt]

Heeey so the voices tell me to make a joke here…

[that-one-greenlander]

looking back this was really poor phrasing and also exactly what happened 😭🙏

[will-woodnt]

2012….

I’m having the oddest flashbacks..

[will-woodnt]

No…. I just.. They’re so blurry, it’s hard to remember

I lied

[that-one-greenlander]

dude are you good? 😭

[will-woodnt]

Fine as I could be, just gaps in the memory or something…….

[that-one-greenlander]

i dont even know if i can tell you to go to a doctor because i dont know how many are left but you should probably get that checked out 😭

[will-woodnt]

Fuck you the doctor is dead </3

[that-one-greenlander]

bro between the danes and this i cant stop losing 😭

[that-one-greenlander]

i think i got a virus on my computer i keep getting weird pop ups about armageddon and the end of the world lol ts is so 2012

[will-woodnt]

Heeey so the voices tell me to make a joke here…

[that-one-greenlander]

looking back this was really poor phrasing and also exactly what happened 😭🙏

[will-woodnt]

2012….

I’m having the oddest flashbacks..

[will-woodnt]

No…. I just.. They’re so blurry, it’s hard to remember

I lied

[that-one-greenlander]

dude are you good? 😭

[will-woodnt]

Fine as I could be, just gaps in the memory or something…….

[that-one-greenlander]

i dont even know if i can tell you to go to a doctor because i dont know how many are left but you should probably get that checked out 😭