You're crazy, I like that.

[Indie Ruffnut RP, no pictures are mine unless otherwise stated, tracking rxffnxt]

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"Are you breaking up with me?" "Are you having nightmares again?" "Anything you want to say?" "Apparently, I need to grow a mustache." "Balloons? Really?" "Be quiet!" "But what if we get caught?" "Can you not?" "Care to tell me what’s going on?" "Come find me." "Did you even love me?" "Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?" "Don’t look at me like that." "Don’t touch me." "Do you love him/her?" "Do you love me?" "Everyone leaves." "Eviction notice. It’s an eviction notice."  "Fine, I’ll go." "Finally!" "Fight me for it." "Fuck it." "Get away from me." "Gotcha!" "How high are you?" "How did you get here?" "I bought a goat." "If what we had was real, how could you be fine?" "I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid." "I hate you." "I’ll bet you a dollar." "I said that I’m in love with you." "I think I’m pregnant." "I’m going to kill you." "I’m not eating that." "Is that a chicken?" "It’s not that I think your cooking is bad! It’s just … Not that good." "Jokes on me, huh?" "Just friends?" "Just let me go." "Just tell me the truth!"  "Kiss me." "Kicking someone is not a form of romance." "Let me explain." "Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture." "Maybe you should go." "Maybe fuck you will be our always." "May need you to bail me out of jail." "Miss you." "No. The answer is no." "Not drunk enough for this." "Never, ever doing that again." "Okay, I know this looks bad…" "Please don’t." "Please stop talking." "Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus." "Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach." "Quiet! Someone’s going to hear." "Quit being annoying." "Really, where were you?" "Right. Of course it’s my fault." "Silly of me to think you actually cared." "Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple." "So… How’s the weather?" "Tell me you didn’t steal someones dog." "There’s something wrong with you." "This definitely isn’t what it looks like." "Us? There is no us." "Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry." "Unfortunately, she/he said no."  "Very cute." "We can’t do this." "Was it just a lie?" "Wait, what did you just say?" "Wait! Hold on!"  "Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?" "What the hell?" "Why are you naked?" "Why is there silly string everywhere?" "Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?"  "Without you, I’m lost." "X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didn’t you tell me?" "You broke up with me. There’s nothing left between us anymore." "You’re leaving? But it’s taco night…" "Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation." "Zelda is more important right now." 

[padthedemon]

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[ruffthxrston]

Crossing her arms she narrowed her eyes at him. Mentally she already planned to feed him to Barf and Belch, but he was from far away, he couldn’t know better, and Hiccup would behead her if this would happen. Again.

"It’s impossible to ride the zipper alone. We tried serveral times, but you can only ride them when someone sits on each head. And since Tuff decided not to go and look for my helmet with me, Barf and Belch stayed with him."

[padthedemon]

"So…..he is riding your dragon…..without you?" He asked raising a eyebrow as it sounded she was just contradicting herself. "Also…..Barf and…Belch? Really? What’s with all the weird names?" He asked as he looked at her.

[ruffthxrston]

"He is not riding the dragon, you can't ride the zipper alone." Slowly she lost patience. Was he acting so stupid? She had just said that. "He is probably blowing somehting up... without me... bastard..." She sighed deeply, turning to walk back. "Barf and Belch is the name Tuff and I gave him, and it's a beautiful name, okay? You wanna see him now?"

[padthedemon]

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[ruffthxrston]

A small nod from her. It had been ages since she had met someone who reacted nervous to the fact that she was a viking. Usually she just met other vikings, who first asked what tribe she was from and then fought her, since Berk wasn’t that big anymore since they had the dragons.

"Well, Hiccup started and taught it us. We used to kill them, but riding them is a lot more fun. I once trained a Scauldron all on my own!" A wide grin spread across her lips, but it faded as soon as he asked his lsat question. "My jerk of a brother has it at the moment. Though… I guess I could show you…"

[padthedemon]

"Sureeee. Your brother took your dragon." He said sarcastically as he had some trouble believing her as she didn’t like the type of person to take the time to do….well anything. She seemed more like the ‘Do first, think later’ kind of person.

[ruffthxrston]

Crossing her arms she narrowed her eyes at him. Mentally she already planned to feed him to Barf and Belch, but he was from far away, he couldn't know better, and Hiccup would behead her if this would happen. Again.

"It's impossible to ride the zipper alone. We tried serveral times, but you can only ride them when someone sits on each head. And since Tuff decided not to go and look for my helmet with me, Barf and Belch stayed with him."

[padthedemon]

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[ruffthxrston]

Her brows furrowed at his reaction, hand wandering to her spear again. She didn’t like people reacting like this. “My name is Ruffnut Thorston. And with a name like Padraig o Connell you better not make fun about Ruff.”

She run her fingers down her braids, rather to keep them occupied and not make anyhting stupid before she learned more about the stranger. A traveller, that was something new. “Berk is this island and the village on it. We are vikings and we don’t have boring pets like you. We have dragons.”

[padthedemon]

"V-Vikings?" That made him a bit nervous. He had never run into a viking before during his travels but had heard many stories about them being terrible and bloodthirsty warriors. He hope these one’s knew the concept of mercy.

The last thing she said caught him by surprise. “Wait….you mean…the tame dragons I saw earlier…were tamed by you guys?” He asked with a impressed tone of voice. “Wait…..where is your dragon?” He asked not seeing any around or near them.

[ruffthxrston]

A small nod from her. It had been ages since she had met someone who reacted nervous to the fact that she was a viking. Usually she just met other vikings, who first asked what tribe she was from and then fought her, since Berk wasn't that big anymore since they had the dragons.

"Well, Hiccup started and taught it us. We used to kill them, but riding them is a lot more fun. I once trained a Scauldron all on my own!" A wide grin spread across her lips, but it faded as soon as he asked his lsat question. "My jerk of a brother has it at the moment. Though... I guess I could show you..."

[gothis-apprentice]

"Okay."She blushed a bit not really wanting to blame it on Tuffnut."Oh we should prank Hiccup some time. It would be funny to see his face go all red."The freckled female gave a big pout and made her face turn red "Like that!"

[ruffthxrston]

Ruffnut shrugged. "Nobody would believe us if we blamed Hiccup. Hiccup always was the good boy and now that he's chief it's impossible..." She thought for a moment and turned at her. "But if you mean playing a prank on him, that would be a great idea..."

[padthedemon]

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[ruffthxrston]

Carefully she placed the beloved item back on her hair. She wore it on a daily base for so long already, it almost felt like being naked without it. What would she do if a rock was thrown onto her if she wouldn’t wear the helmet? No, this was not to imagine.

"Then you must come from pretty far away." She sneered, placing one hand on her hip. She had to be careful, he wasn’t the first stranger she met while being alone, but she had learned that a careful eye at them could save a life. "I’m Ruffnut and you are near Berk. Who’re you?"

[padthedemon]

"Ruffnut?" He repeated what he assumed was a nickname and covered his mouth as he laughed a bit finding it funny. "Ha ok but s-seriously what’s your real name?" He asked trying not to laugh too much.

"My name is Padraig o Connell. I am a traveler. I go from place to place going where ever I want when ever I want." He explained a little bit about himself to her. "So….Berk….what’s that place like?" He asked trying ti find  out more about where he was.

[ruffthxrston]

Her brows furrowed at his reaction, hand wandering to her spear again. She didn't like people reacting like this. "My name is Ruffnut Thorston. And with a name like Padraig o Connell you better not make fun about Ruff."

She run her fingers down her braids, rather to keep them occupied and not make anyhting stupid before she learned more about the stranger. A traveller, that was something new. "Berk is this island and the village on it. We are vikings and we don't have boring pets like you. We have dragons."

[ruffthxrston]

brooklyn nine nine starter sentences

" I kinda wish something could happen, between us, romantic styles.”

" How did you manage to step on both of my feet at the same time? "

" Forget your ex, have meaningless sex. It rhymes because it’s true.”

" Yay! Enemies for life! "

" Another pitcher of your finest beer, good sir! And a glass thingy to drink it out of. “

" I have a sexy voice! Champagne. Mountain Range. Hugs. “

" When it comes to shooting patterns, I like to go PB&J. Penis, Brain, Jaw. “

" Checking out my new bed. Great - feels like scoliosis and smells like 10 million butts. “

" We can fill his locker with shaving cream and loose hair. ”

" I cannot believe that I’m considering a non-violent option. “

" Blink twice if you’d like me to mercy kill you. “

" My mother cried when I was born because she knew that she’d never be better than me. “

" Here are the rules. No staring at your phone, no rolling in two hours late, no sweatpants, no jeans, no shorts. “

" I’m fine at parties. I just stand in the middle of the room and don’t say anything. “

" Oh man! All the orange soda spilled out of my cereal. “

" Chop-chop. There’s plenty of embarrassing to do and only a few hours to do it in. “

" Yes, 911? What’s the safest way to set a car on fire? “

" The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky-face. “

" Breakups are a cartoony thumbs down. They make people feel face-with-Xs-for-the-eyes. “

" That’s the name of your sex tape. "

" Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac. “

" I hate you. Not joking. Bye. "

" I was born for politics. I have great hair, and I love lying. "

“ No one asked you to take your shirt off. Stop volunteering to take your shirt off. ”

" The fairy princess castle has defeated me. “

" That’s Habanero pepper frosting because our marriage is going to sizzle. “

" I’m done with wolves now. I’m into angry unicorns. "

" I can taste my thoughts! "

" Don’t give candy to a baby! They can’t brush their teeth. "

" I’m busy right now. Working on this… excuse. "

[padthedemon]

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[padthedemon]

He blinked in surprise when he suddenly heard a yell and the helmet he had been holding was snatched out of his hands. He looked up and a blonde haired girl was looking down at him angrily.

"N-No because…..from where I am from p-people don’t usually wear helmets……" He muttered as he looked at the girl. "Who are y-you anyway? Where am I?" He asked and awaited some answers.

[ruffthxrston]

Carefully she placed the beloved item back on her hair. She wore it on a daily base for so long already, it almost felt like being naked without it. What would she do if a rock was thrown onto her if she wouldn't wear the helmet? No, this was not to imagine.

"Then you must come from pretty far away." She sneered, placing one hand on her hip. She had to be careful, he wasn't the first stranger she met while being alone, but she had learned that a careful eye at them could save a life. "I'm Ruffnut and you are near Berk. Who're you?"

[gothis-apprentice]

She clapped happily at the offer.”I would love that! We should do another prank!”She placed a hand over her mouth as the walked by one of the older vikings.”we should do another prank.”She whisper yelled.

[ruffthxrston]

Giving the other a warning look when passing the others Ruffnut continued walking calmly and causally, expirience had shown that this drew least attention on her. "We can do others, though not now." She slowly said. "We can blame the fire on Snotface, though I think he will rather mind getting blamed once more things get destroyed. We could blame it on Tuff though..."

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"Well, but I am here now.”

"So basically, you decided to just go ahead and interrupt me anyway." If Vesta were there, Aether knew she would have been chewed out for being rude to a customer, but right now, she was too exhausted to care. She took a large bite of her sub sandwich before sitting back, arms crossed. "What do you want?"

[ruffthxrston]

"I will be fast." Ruffnut promised unimpressed. She actually didn't want to be here either, Libraries always made her uncomfortable, but Hiccup had forced her to come her and get something for him and somehow she didn't have any other chance eventually. "I am searching for a book."

[padthedemon]

ruffthxrston

Padraig had ended up in some strange land…and a dangerous one too. He had seen dragons! Not just one or two but many different species of them. Some were tame and others were wild.

He was trying to make he way around not wanting to became a dragons snack when hen tripped over something. He looked down and it seemed to be some crudely made horned helmet.

"Why is this laying in the middle of a field?" He asked as he picked it up and examined it.

[ruffthxrston]

Ruff huffed. Earlier she had her brother had been riding back to Berk when the started shoving and punching each other again, to a point when her own helmet fell off her head.

Since Tuffnut Thorston was a huge dick at times and refused to fly back to look for the beloved item, the blonde was now walking back the way to look for her helmet when she noticed someone from afar, hand slowly gripping around her spear though she didn't raise it just yet. The man didn't seem to come from anywhere around, kind of lost. And, more important, he held her helmet in his hands.

"Hey!" She sprinted closer, brows furrowed. Grabbing the helmet once she reached him she glared over him. Defeniltey not from Berk of around, she had never seen him before. "How've you been raised? Did noone teach you not to touch other peoples helmets?"

[gothis-apprentice]

She follwed behind, trying to catch up with the other.”So is this normal?”She furrowed her brows.”Like this kind of stuff? Cause it’s kind of fun. B-but im still a little nervous.”

[ruffthxrston]

Still chuckeling quietly and for herself Ruffnut nodded. "Simple as that. They only catch you if you look guilty." Her gaze wandered again to the other. "We  could do that more often if you won't tell anything."

[gothis-apprentice]

"O-oh.."It took her a moment to process what the skinner female was saying."Yeah..it was Snotface."She blushed at name."We were just out for a walk?"With a smile she looked at the other for approval.

[ruffthxrston]

Ruff nodded, causally continuing her way through the village. "We were just chilling, far away from that shed. Though we have seen Snot walking around there around this time." She grinned even wider. "Simple as that."

[gothis-apprentice]

The chubby female nodded her head quickly."Okay it was Snotlout!"She smiled then looked back at the shed."We should probably run away before Stoick or anyone else sees us."Kinara glanced at Ruffnut with a pleading look, the younger female wasn't used to getting in trouble.

[ruffthxrston]

A chuckle escaped Ruffnuts lips when she slowly shook her head. "You got a lot to learn, Kinara." She looked at the other. "Running always looks suspicious. So we are better off walking normally and usual. After all, it wasn't us, it was Snotface."

[ruffthxrston]

"Our stories need to match! We’ll just say it was Tuff.”

[gothis-apprentice]

Kinara hands were clasped over her mouth. They did not just set a shed on fire!”Ruffnut!”She whisper yelled.”W-We can’t just blame it on your brother!”She did a little hop.”Blame it on Snotlout!”

[ruffthxrston]

The blonde thought for a moment. "Nah, Snotface wouldn't... at least not... wait. No. I like that." A smirk formed on her lips when she turned her back to the burning shed. "If anyone asks, Snot was hanging out here earlier..."

[ruffthxrston]

"Our stories need to match! We'll just say it was Tuff."

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