virgo piece of shit

permanently emotionally damaged, but it’s chill, I’m chill. twit: @zoehack

[lgbtjazzy]

[lakevida]

if i was good at oil painting i would never be online i’d just be doing oil painting and drugs and an all-smoothie diet for the sake of convenience. life could be a dream

[rodrickheffeley]

robert pattinson cooking pasta on facetime for gq interview is a work of art

[123iloveyoutoo]

[sixpenceee]

Lightness perception via u/KevlarYarmulke

[ohidkcallmewhateveryouwant]

This some mind fuck

[actual-trash-bitch]

Pardon

[queerbitchdiaz-archived]

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

No…just no

[bendyspine-s-mcsmallveins]

[rnbabes]

the rolling stone cover: sza, megan thee stallion, normani

[thefinalpaperheart]

I fucking love this little bit jenny does about football sdkjfhkdsjhfks

[extrajordinary]

GUYS. THERE WAS DRIVE-THROUGH IN ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH THE COST OF MY MASTERS IN HISTORY.

[From Daily Life of the Ancient Romans by David Matz]

[thatdangerous-deactivated202112]

*rolls up to the window* yeah gimme a number V combo

[revedas]

“I’ll have two number IXs, a number IX large, a number VI with extra ambrosia, a number VIII, two number XLVs, one with cheese, and a large goblet of wine.”

[fortooate]

hail, I am Gaius Furius, welcome to Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives

[vonisv]

“YEAH CAN I GET A FVCKIN VVVVHHH….VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVHHHHHHHHH…BVRGER?”

[g0ds-favorite]

[8756453424354657-deactivated201]

the smarter u are the more men arent funny 

[puppetshell]

Fun and good thing to say to a mad gamer in their video game who is YELLING: “hey buddy its okay. its just a fun toy. We’re just playing with a fun toy together, okay?”

[defiantbird]

Y’all laugh, one time I told a guy on Reddit “It’s ok that you didn’t like the movie” about Star Wars and I have never seen someone get SO mad SO fast

[puppetshell]

Being nice to nerds is like spraying red musk into the eyes of a furious bull

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

i was at the grocery store and did the whole ‘how r u’ ‘good how r u’ ‘good’ thing with the cashier and as i was leaving the person behind me was doing the thing too but this time the cashier said ‘not so good’ so what happened

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[angelicguy]

*goes to hot topic and walks out with arms full of regular groceries*

[imaginaryi-blog]

I…you…is that even remotely possible?

[angelicguy]

no, thats why its a joke. thanks

[whitepeopletwitter]