Random ramblings

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Storm

Hide

Escape

Run

Explode

Crumble

Collapse

Disappear

The end.

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Hair

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Weather, the great unifier

I have wondered why people are so obsessed with the weather and talk abut it so much. Here is my theory about it. Weather, everyone knows a thing or two about it, most people have strong opinions about it and are open to listening to other people’s opinions about it. The combination of these three features is so rare that I would argue it is the best topic to introduce during those awkward silences. The one problem though is that it doesn’t naturally lead to another line of conversation and there is only so much you can say about it. “what a beautiful day!” “such a crappy day” “oh, I think it is actually great, I love cloudy, rainy days” “ugh, its so dark and gloomy, I hate it” “what is the weather like in your hometown?” its hard to talk about it for more than 10 minutes, and there comes the awkward silence again. Dammit, will have to think of a better contender for the “always inject into awkward silences” title.  

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Cheesiness

Its been one year now since the first time I heard you play a song, our first kiss and the first time we slept next to each other. Weirdly, we haven’t yet given up on each other. Weirdly, I can’t reminisce with you and talk into the vacuum instead. 

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Introducing Lizard Brain, a subsidiary of Chicken, You’re The Greatest!

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absolutely hilarious :) 

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Google therapy

First tumblr post! Ooh, the pressure.. 

Just like the name implies, this is where I just ramble on about random things that either no-one would want to discuss unless they were terribly drunk or bored to death and craving any sort of conversation whatsoever. So, today I am gonna ramble about the ultimate therapist “Google”. It will probably not solve your actual problem, but it does have some great things about it. 

Lately, I have been googling all sorts of silly things such as how to feel less insecure. The best thing about asking google is that you can pick and choose from the wide wide variety of suggestions on offer. You can also mix and match the various viewpoints so you basically only listen to what you wanted to hear all along. Yes, it is the best sympathetic, non-judgemental friend ever, except with a ridiculously strong terribly pervasive memory.

Try it if you haven’t already, I promise you will feel better or at least amused. Okay, maybe you will just feel silly, but so what?