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~Anna ~ 22 ~ Animal Science, Biotechnology, and Biology graduate ~ 100% done with college and still 100% clueless about my future ~

[kylos]

Adam Driver on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (11/18/19)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everythingfox]

Spot the difference

[ruminal-microbes]

Man I sure do love when people who know I'm vegetarian invite me to eat a "vegetarian" dinner they made only to reveal afterwards it was made with chicken broth. Mad respect bro. That's like, super cool.

[petalstofish-deactivated2022041]

[ibuprofenfan]

I hate posting screenshots but I think y'all should see this:

[schmergo]

Wait a minute, the three top-polling Democratic candidates for President are named Joe, Elizabeth, and Bernie. J.E.B... could it be???

[mellifexfarm]

society rests on the back of farmers but people are still like “ok farmers are evil they beat their animals for fun, put antibiotics and pesticides into everything for no reason out of spite, waste food for fun, personally want me to die from ~insert chemical~, and r are single-handedly responsible for the climate crisis. oh also theyre all uneducated dumb rednecks” like okay

[respectfulmemes]

[glumshoe]

having handled marine animals I can assure you that there’s nothing sexy about tentacles

[redslushyeldergod]

Where do baby octopuses come from then Oh… wait… noooo

[glumshoe]

in some species, a male octopus will rip off a specialized sperm-carrying tentacle and just… hand it to a female

“here. take this. use it well.”

[argumate]

“go fuck yourself”

[organic-homegrown-boyfriend]

Someone smart please tell me what is the evolutionary or otherwise benefits of ripping off your limbs and handing them over to the lady so she can get busy, instead of doing it the normal way?

[glumshoe]

if you’re an octopus bachelor and you don’t rip off your reproductive arm to present to the octopus lady you’re wooing, she might throttle and eat you once you’ve mated

[stimman4000]

worst kinds of horror movies are ones on which the protagonist is trapped by social convention (ex. funny games, get out, the invitation) bc i feel terrible being mean and if someone made me drink poison as part of an event they’d invited me to or something i’d probably just roll w it

[stimman4000]

if someone was like we are going to break both your legs now and you have to let us because we made you dessert i’d go yeah ok that sounds fair

[itwasntrainingyet]

[shibasommelier]

Plymouth Gin Navy Strength

If you ask me, this is the benchmark for Navy Strength gins! Why is it Navy Strength? Well, at this proof, you could safely store it on the boat with the gunpowder and even if the gin spilled on the gunpowder, the gunpowder would still ignite! Plus, sailors like to get hammered.

You can definitely smell the oily alcohol on this gin, followed by juniper, citrus, and some cucumber skin. The taste is very thick and viscous, with sweet lemon, orange rind, citrus pith, juniper and some turpentine.

Cool fact - there used to be 4 main styles of gin, named after the main ports for the Navy - London, Plymouth, Bristol, and Liverpool. Only London and Plymouth styles remain!

57% abv

Plymouth, ENGLAND

[chirikli]

My mom has always been in such denial that I’m bi lmao like I used to watch the slave Leia scene from Return of the Jedi over and over and my mom was convinced that it was because I had a crush on Jabba the Hutt lmao no mom it was CARRIE FUCKN FISHER

[valtsv]

am i supposed to feel sorry for those two guys who died in the blair witch house? who broke into HER home, trespassed on HER land and messed with HER stick bundles? i dont!

[thebootydiaries]

Leading skincare experts: hot water is actually bad for your skin jsyk

Me: that's unfortunate *continues to boil my flesh in the shower*

[everythingfox]

Banana fox 🦊🍌

Juniper the Fox