hail to the king, baby.

18 ☆ she/her ☆ whatever-posting ! ^.^

[tothechaos]

i also was killed and came back to life three days later but i didnt want to make a big deal out of it. because im humble

[alivingtypo]

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

[today-till-tomorrow]

op how does it feel to be the most correct person on earth

[cosmicretreat]

Bruce Campbell, his dad, and his body doubles on the set of Army of Darkness (1992)

[assiraphales]

he did it first. no I will not elaborate about what It is

[krebs-gorlon]

Ever since I was a little kid I always dreamt of reading yaoi rpf of fat middle aged midwesterners complain about movies

[senatortedcruz]

This is so beautiful

[talonboot]

take my mermaid quiz boy

If you were a mermaid, what animal form would your lower half take? Are you a slithery eel, a powerful shark, or maybe a colorful reef fish?

[909th]

if you fall from grace enough times eventually you’ll get really good at sticking the landing

[paracetem]

[nemfrog]

Florida today. 1950.

[dankxsinatra]

American naturalization test

[kotse]

from one, two

commission me on kofi

[schoolgirltrainwreck]

I have drawn him many times. More coming

[rumisia777]

they should make out in the cop car

[buffyfknlo]

Communication is key

[kazzzistired]

Feeling inspired... Might put off writing and think about it the whole time

[atramentumnoctis]

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about