Everything That I Need

Hai and also welcome! I'm Zack, and here you will find fandom, talk of chronic illness, and religious stuff (primarily Heathenry related things). And also animals and random stuff. Feel free to drop me a message, but be aware that I may take a while to respond.

[cocothemunchkin]

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[neil-gaiman]

I was curious about the casting of Gwendoline Christie as Lucifer, is Lucifer a female character in the show or is the show taking the more androgynous route with the depiction, like the Constantine movie did with casting Tilda Swinton as Gabriel?

Lucifer in the comics isn’t male.

Gwendolyn plays the Lucifer in the comics.

[raths-ruin]

mr gaiman I am with you 100% but…..no genitals….but yes nipples. where we at with this ?

[neil-gaiman]

You never know when you’ll need to breastfeed one of the damned.

[steviebeastinks]

this is a horrible response and it really cements how fully neil belongs on tumblr.

[transbisexuals]

if you’re lgbt reblog this and tag your identity, height, and whether you walk slow or fast

[rumtehk-uh]

#genderqueer ace #4ft11 #walk very fast #my 5ft9 bi enby partner is constantly telling me to slow down #but i cant #gotta go fast or the hets will catch me#built low to the ground for speed and accuracy

Amazing

[programmerhumour]

We will never forget you.

[drdrunkpigeon-phd]

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[nunyabizni]

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[ookami-in-the-moonlight]

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[enraged-chihuahua]

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[vixven]

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[fireyalex]

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[pantsbians]

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[seercayder]

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[such-justice-wow]

What are you all trying to find???

[thegovernmentcansuckmydick]

A way to bring him back

[jaubaius]

[bigtiddygandalf]

HE LEETLE FEETSYS

[bigtiddygandalf]

very glad to see this post reduced everyone else mental capacity for communication as well

[hownowyourogue]

@deadlydeamonflashmob

[deadlydeamonflashmob]

Never get tired of this little lad. He try so hard ^^

[butterflyinthewell]

HIS LITTLE FEETSIES GO PAP PAP PAP PAP! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[bearlyfunctioning]

This artwork was for OctoBEAR last year (Videogame bear prompt) but also a continuation of my ‘pop culture bears in my style’ series as rewards for patreon supporters! Thankyou to those lovely people last year who gave me the time to make this illustration <3 Please consider supporting the comic so I have the time to make extra arts like this! https://www.patreon.com/TheBearMinimum

[inesvazquezart]

Reimagining the Lion king, it was so fun to do.

[airandangels]

This looks like if it took place in the same universe as Robin Hood and I think that’s neat.

[evildisneydorks]

@river-dvs

[ivfhnyfubpx]

this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good

[laughconfetti]

loud warning

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[nunnatheinsanegerbil]

[ampervadasz]

[daco-showman]

not watching baseball and realizing they’re evolving at breakneck speeds

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

He fucking Michael Jackson slid

[rubixpsyche]

I for one, think style points should be awarded

[valley-windworkss]

i’m sorry ur telling me that in the new pokemon game imma take FALL DAMAGE?????

[totallynotgayforyou]

I think it's cool how realistic this game is. After you break both your legs after falling off a cliff, along comes a bidoof to finish you off

[valley-windworkss]

every moment your not running he’s getting closer

[eeveetachi]

A quick pseudo watercolour because heck, this Pokemon…!

 I’ve been waiting for this Pokemon for the last 20 years!!

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.”

and another one is like ”wait so you’re saying humans don’t have stripes.”

”actually they do, but the stripes are invisible. There’s genetic code that’d give them stripes but they’re just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.”

”I swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today I’m beating your ass.”

[thantos1991]

The human in the room looks up and goes "Wait I have stripes?"

[super-affection]

who has that one video of someone playing some survival game and some player runs by blasting death grips while being chased by animals and it just fades into the distance

[azothean]

[tachonis]

[funny-tik-toks]

[programmerhumour]

.

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

Boris won’t stop annoying me for dinner even though dinner is in 40 minutes so I’m trying to teach Boris when to expect dinner using base-bean

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

sulking

[rumtehk-uh]

Of course he’s sulking

you failed to teach him how to monitor his pulse

[theballgame]

if psychic Pokemon glow like in the anime when they use their telekinesis or whatever I bet that like at least once a week their trainer sees them glowing with no floating item in sight and have to be like “WHAT ARE YOU FLOATING? WHAT DO YOU HAVE” like when your cat is chewing something you didn’t feed them

[appendingfic]

This is probably the exact experience of living with an Espurr