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[runawaydefector]

wehaveaprxblem:

Houston nodded. “That’s right.. Nice t’meet ya then, Dom.”

At the description though, the Ghost rubbed the back of his neck, tilting his head a tad. “That’s not much of a description of the guy, man.. Anything else?” 

Was he looking for him? He knew his last name was odd, but he wasn’t about to out himself yet. Plenty of people were taller than him, and plenty of guys had trucks around here.

Dom began to tap his foot, hand on chin, eyes staring off into the distance. Of course, this was all for show; he wasn’t actually trying to recall anything. It was staring him in the face, after all. He let out a small hum for added effect. “I think... Yes, I think I recall he has dirty blonde hair. Cut rather short. Eyes are hazel. Maybe. Or possibly green? Hard to tell-” He quickly stopped himself before the words in this light slipped out. He couldn’t control the smug look on his when his gaze returned to Houston, though.

[svedone]

“bro”

“what bro”

“tell the whole world that we’re bros”

*whispers* “we’re bros”

“why’d you whisper bro?”

“because you’re my whole world bro”

“b r o”

[wehaveaprxblem]

“Rather not pick someone’s pocket unless I have to anyway.” Houston eyed the item. Only had a lockpick on him? Who was this guy? 

He stuck his hands in his pockets, still smiling slightly. The Ghost was honestly just entertained the guy did pick him, right after witnessing what he’d done. Ah well, might as well play nice to the guy. “Houston. I go by Houston.”  He didn’t know if he could trust him enough to say a name, but at least that was something to go by.

[runawaydefector]

“Houston, huh? Like the city?”  He placed the lockpick back in his pocket, his point having been made, before continuing. “Alright then, you can call me Dom. Now I have a little problem. Maybe you can help me.” He was carefully wording his sentences. Dom knew he could help him, but he wasn’t going to say that. Otherwise he’d have to explain how he’d been following him for quite a while.”I’m looking for a man - bit taller than me, drives a truck, has a funny name... Ring any bells?”

[runawaydefector]

//Alrighty. I cleared all the drafts (not that I had a lot over here, rip.) and thought I’d make a waiting list. 

wehaveaprxblem: x

askxagent47023: x

neverarhyme: x

[runawaydefector]

neverarhyme:

Verin twisted away from his finger once he poked her, moving to rest one arm over the back of the couch and turning to stare at him with a bit of a scowl present on her features. “You must really not like that finger.” She could see what he meant by bullying, especially with her threat, but to her, that was natural aggression, used for jokes and casual conversation. A sign of loose comfort, loose because true comfort with her led to what her relationship was with Andy. “I’m just trying to help you get thick skin, you know. A little tough love here and there isn’t really going to hurt you, Dom.”

He held his hands up in surrender, the offending hand retreating to his lap. Not that he’d expected any other reaction toward the motion, but it still amused him. Bullying was a strong word; a hyperbole on his part. Really he didn’t mind at all. It was a natural, comfortable relationship - close enough that they could mess around, but not close enough for all the mushy, personal nonsense. To Dom this was perfect. “Thick skin? Then I must be bulletproof at this point. I can’t believe the secret to invulnerability is enduring you for ages.” He chuckled. “Honestly I couldn’t give two shits what you say about me. You have some pretty good lines, I gotta say; a man could learn a few lines from you.”

[hyunjinrp]

Y’all. I need an ‘I’ve got no where to live, so I went to a fancy hotel pretending I’m rich & fancy AF, and pretended to be your wife in order to get the key to your room. But please don’t yell and kick me out when you see me laying in your bed with your robe on while watching pay per view on the TV and eating the mini bar snacks. But wait, this works out in your favor? Now I have to actually pretend to be your wife so your crazy mother will get off your back about marriage? As long as I get to keep all the clothes you buy me’ plot.

[izkim]

Well, you know who not to arrest.

[runawaydefector]

wehaveaprxblem:

An eyebrow raised up as he caught the item. 

Well shit. Another Hox, eh? “A long time and I have friends that like practicing on me..”  He crossed his arms. “What exactly makes a fella want to grab someone he just saw doing that’s wallet? Mister..?” He quoted the last word as a question, smirking at the man. He wasn’t angry, just amused. 

He chuckled. “You can’t be friends with thieves without expecting your items to vanish. It’s our nature, after all.” 

Dom simply shrugged, having no real answer other than I wanted to. “Someone who figures a person like you wouldn’t give away their name easily. I’m not giving you mine till you give me yours.” He pats his pockets before pulling them out and holding the lockpick that was inside. “And you won’t find any ID on me, either. So no cheating.”

[horrificmemes]

Horrific Headcanons

Send a symbol for a headcanon about my muse. All horror/angst/scifi related.

✘ Have they ever committed a murder? ▼ What is their greatest fear? ✿ Would they ever trust dark or wicked magic? △ Name one thing from their past that they regret. ✂ If they had to choose one weapon to carry forever, what would it be? ☣ Would they kill someone close to them if they had to? ☢ Would they survive an apocalyptic situation? ❣ If someone had the power to bring them back after death, would they want them to? ☠ Do they fear death? ♱ What do they think awaits them after death? ¿ Are they easily frightened? ╳ How would they react to seeing a loved one become possessed? ☹ Name one person they would kill for. ☼ If they had the choice to be immortal with one other person, who would they choose? ☎ How would they react to receiving a phone call from a deceased love one? ★ Do they have a favorite scary movie? Book? Show? ♣ Do they believe the world is made up of good and evil? ♥ Have they ever acting out of heartlessness? ☾ What is their favorite and least favorite thing about the night? ψ Do they think they deserve punishment for their wrongdoings? ϟ Have they ever gotten pleasure from causing others pain? ♚ Do they consider themselves to be evil? ♒ If they could choose how to die, how would they want to go? ™ Are they possessive? ✔ Are they holding a grudge against anyone? ◯ Do they believe in ghosts? ✦ Who is their favorite villain? ☄ While watching a scary movie, are they the one clinging to a friend or being clung to? 웃 Do they believe in aliens?

[runawaydefector]

wehaveaprxblem:

“Well, we do what we have to, but None of us want to hurt people that don’t deserve it..” Nerves still running from the heist, he hadn’t registered his wallet was slipped from him. Although it was setting off alarms that the other was getting too close. 

Houston backed up a step, giving of a small smile. just to be polite. “Ah, I don’t have skills, just practice..”

“Nah, dude. You have skills. Otherwise practicing would be useless. That’s how I see it anyway, Mister...” Oh. This guy was really good. That card certainly wasn’t any form of identification, other than identifying him as someone who doesn’t want to be known outside of his own accord. Oh well. Instead he took one of the funny smelling condoms - he knew someone who’d enjoy that - before tossing the wallet back. “Smarts is another thing to add to your inventory. You must have been doing this for a real long time.”

[runawaydefector]

@wehaveaprxblem continued from here

He huffed, cracking a grin. That wasn’t what he expected to hear just walking away from a recent job. He had hoped he put away his mask in time. At least from other’s eyes. “Well then, Nice to meet you too man.”

He simply shrugged. “I can’t say I entirely agree with what you did, but you did it pretty fucking well. Impressive. And no casualties!” That last part was important to him. He hated seeing people die because of others’ greed.  Dom smiled and placed a hand on the stranger’s shoulder, a distraction as his other hand swiftly slipped into his pocket and retrieved his wallet. Just for the identification, of course. “I gotta say dude, I wish I had your skills.”

[runawaydefector]

@neverarhyme replied to your audio post: “Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out”:

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//Don’t call me out like this

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[phoenixxisms-archive]

@runawaydefector  ||

“So, I was thinking, and we really don’t hang out enough.” Her definition of hang out could be diluted to simply being in the same room as someone with little said, and at the same time it meant going out and doing something. In this moment, it meant the former as she sat on the couch, book in hand, and back to him because she sat with her legs over the armrest. Well, until now, as she continued, “Not that we need to hang out once a week, but man, it’s been more than a month. Getting sentimental and forgetting why we don’t spend so much time together.”

[runawaydefector]

Time wasn’t much of something he paid attention to. With the constant weight of being isolated from society and the law closing in at any minute, he couldn’t afford to dwell on such a futile thing. It’s what kept him carefree. That didn’t mean he did not know what a long time was, and over a month was far too much time between hanging out with a friend. “Shit, has it really? Fuck me.” Dom put down the Rubik’s cube he’d been fiddling with and poked her, a playfulness in his eyes. “Maybe cause you constantly bully me. Man’s gotta rebuild his confidence before he can deal with you again.”

[runawaydefector]

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

It took him a short moment before the smile kicked in. “Ha. I get it. Though I never thought you the kind to like shitty puns.”

[trcshymemes]

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

[runawaydefector]

neverarhyme:

“Fine, fuck. You don’t need to be such a sensitive little bitch about it.” She quickly snapped back, barely phased in the complete change of attitude. Though, that’s how it looked on the face level. The smile, the lack of malicious intent, it looked like she was set to continue jesting with his sensitivities.  “Fucking get over yourself Dom, if you’re still so ‘touchy’ about it then what’s the fucking point? Might as well shoot yourself in the head.”

Her jabbing was okay. He could deal with this. His emotions in inability to cope well with the subject was still a topic change; far enough away from the deceased that he’d happily go along with it at least. “You shouldn’t say things like that, you know. If I did kill myself, you could be seen as an accomplice.” He grinned. wide and arrogant, no trace of his previous snap evident. “Besides, I think you’d miss having my dumb arse around. Even if it is just to degrade and humiliate.”