wehaveaprxblem

Rp blog for Houston from Payday 2 (This is a side blog So I cannot send you an ask off anon, apologies!) *Theme and Graphic given to me by @iflythefriendlyskies *

[tunisian]

im doing it alone…doing it scared…but im doing it

[dat-soldier]

MY CLOWN SUIT DESIGNS ARE FINALLY IN PAYDAY!!

I am Never taking them off ever, this is the best thing

They even referenced my original drawing poses in the promo art!!

Big shoutouts to Whoever modeled and textured the outfits, they are, down to the tiniest details, Exactly like the drawing I’ve made :D And they look incredible ingame!!

[depsidase]

[bandit-brunsmeier]

Wolf: what time is it? Houston: I dont know. Pass me that saxophone and I’ll find out Houston: [Blows on saxophone loudly] Dallas, just waking up: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 6 AM. Houston: It’s 6 am.

[jacket-enjoyer-69]

A friend of mine (who I adore) and I have a fuckin’ headcanon that Jacket and Wolf do nothing but absolutely fuck with Houston. It was based off a bit my partner and I had as a headcanon involving Houston and Jacket as well. So now I just love the idea that Jacket and Wolf do nothing but troll the shit out of Houston and nobody believes him.

[peashooter85]

Gold damascened Smith & Wesson copy double action revolver with pearl grips, produced by Orbea y Cia, late 19th or early 20th century

from Rock Island Auctions

[aestheticahelzeria]

[obey-the-brave-one]

[norseminuteman]

[triangular-rose-deactivated2021]

Bro it’s got a heart shaped barrel

It’s a magical girl musket

[wehaveaprxblem]

Houston had to do one last sweep of the area; Something in the back of his mind was just getting to him. 

What? He had no clue. 

When he’d caught sight of a man moving however? Maybe that was it. He readied his gun and came over- only to lower it once he recognized the man.

“No..”  He couldn’t help but chuckle when the man shot back immediately; shaking his head.  “No. I’m not that much of a petty bastard.” 

“Get up. We’ve got some sweepers coming and it won’t be pleasant if they find a ‘badge’ still alive.”

Jacket and Rust had agreed to be sweepers this time. Houston knew what that meant. He wanted to be nicer to this one. 

He was at least civil to him. 

[charleybrewstervampireslayer]

ez-is-ze:

P L E A S E   R E A D 

I see very few roleplayers that are okay with the following;

Demons/Angels

Vampirism/Were wolves

Shape Shifters/Hybrids

Please like/reblog if you ARE TOTALLY OKAY with roleplaying with muses that apply to the following above.

[diamondregime]

[son-of-eden]

Please reblog this if you’re someone who would be interested in roleplaying polyamorous relationships.

As someone who is poly, there is very little representation of my relationship structure in media/RP, and that’s sort of frustrating. I would like to find more people to rp this type of relationship with.

[one-man-war-machine]

He was just silently breathing for a moment. While still slightly nauseous; his head was easing up enough for the moment. 

“I’m good.” Standing up away from the van, he had to put a hand on it to steady himself. Henry’d need to rest to get over that, he reckoned.  

Looking back to Houston while he went back to the passenger’s seat, he signed again. “I’m so sorry for all of this.”

[wehaveaprxblem]

Houston made it to the passenger’s door about the same time Henry did; helping him on into the van. 

“Don’t worry about it man, I think we’ve all been sick on a heist at one point or another.” Patting him on the shoulder, he closed the door and moved over to the driver’s side.

Once he sat down, he had another glance at the sick heister to check on him while he was starting the van up; putting an empty loot bag in between them. 

“You feel sick again go ahead and use this, alright? They’re water proof to protect the money, so.. y’know.”

[ruadrisresources]

Physical Contact Starters

No explicit NSFW, but some could be interpreted that way. Alter as necessary!

SOFT

“Your hands are so warm.”

“Ah, that feels good…”

“Wait… are you braiding my hair?”

“Is it okay if I lean on you?”

“Just hold me for awhile. Please.”

“You don’t mind me touching you there, right?”

“Oh! I didn’t mean to fall asleep leaning on you.”

“Don’t stop stroking my hair…”

“Be gentle with me.”

“Y’know, I could go for a back rub right now. Just saying.”

“Please… Kiss me, even if it’s just this once.”

“I bet I’m strong enough to pick you up.”

“Can I use your lap as a pillow?”

“Touch me. I don’t care how. I just need to feel something right now…”

“I could kiss you all over.”

“That tickles!”

“Mind washing my back for me?”

“I didn’t know you were the cuddling type.”

“I love how soft your lips are.”

“Don’t get up just yet, I’ll miss having you next to me.”

“No one’s kissed me like that in a long time.”

ROUGH

“Ow! That fucking hurt!”

“Keep talking, and I’ll seriously slap the shit out of you.”

“You stepped on my foot!”

“Did you do that on purpose?”

“Please be more gentle next time…”

“Don’t squeeze so tight!”

“Hey, don’t touch me there. It hurts.”

“Did you just bite me?!”

“Next time I’ll hit you like I mean it.”

“Is that the best you’ve got?”

“Sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you.”

“I’ll make you bleed.”

“You really can’t take a hit, can you?”

“Hey!! What was that for?!”

“Shit, are you crying? I didn’t mean to do it that hard.”

“That stung a little. Go easy on me next time.”

“Don’t tell me you can’t handle a little sparring.”

“You almost knocked me over!”

“I won’t stop until I hear you scream.”

“That’s gonna leave a bruise…”

“You broke my nose!”

[one-man-war-machine]

Henry spared no time working to get the pants off, not bothering to look around. If there was someone watching they could get a show for all he cared at the moment. 

Although, he was grateful for Houston offering what he did; Putting the clean hand on his back to steady himself before using the clean part of the pants to wipe off the other hand. 

After dropping the soiled clothing on the ground he started back putting on the clean clothes; leaning on the side of the van with his eyes closed again for a moment to breath. 

He had no idea how to make this up to Houston.

[wehaveaprxblem]

Houston froze for a moment when he felt his hand on him; trying to brace and let him use him to stabilize. 

When Henry’d got off him and started leaning on the van; he took a glance back at him before getting back to work. “Oh good, they do fit.”

Once he’d finished; Houston gathered up the clothes and put them in a bag, throwing them in the back of the van. While it was unlikely, he didn’t want someone tracking them with something as simple as that. 

Walking back up to the front of the van; he spoke up.  “Alright, man... You need a minute or we good to go?”

[one-man-war-machine]

There it is.  He was waiting on Houston to possibly pull out his gun at him when the man just changed subject; shocking him.

He wasn’t going to attack the monster?

Henry moved to stand on shaky legs; putting his clean hand on Houston’s shoulder to steady himself. This was embarrassing, but he’d had his head reattached in front of someone while he was conscious. 

This was nothing.

After a moment of waiting, Henry nodded indicating he was alright and stood up. 

[wehaveaprxblem]

Houston put a hand out to be ready when he started standing up. He wasn’t going to take a chance in the sick man falling and injuring himself any more.

When Henry grabbed his shoulder; he braced to give him a sturdier grip and put a hand on his back. 

Once he was sure Henry was stable enough to stand on his own; the Ghost bent over and started cleaning the seat and floorboard; glancing over his shoulder to talk to Henry for a moment. 

“If you need to lean on me, go ahead man.”