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so i remembered i made something last year that i never finished
Could you do some relationship headcanons for HT!Sans?(/~\)
Sure thing^.^ Sorry if this isn’t my best. I’ve never written for horrortale >.
●Axe is really slow. I mean that with the utmost respect. Simply putting it, it takes him a second for things to settle in. If you tell him a joke he may stare at you as if your joke didn’t make any sense before bursting out laughing. He’s not stupid, don’t get me wrong, but he’s just slow.
●Axe loves your squishy flesh. He could touch you all day long. You’re always so soft, and honestly the more flesh the better. This might have something to do with his life before, but that doesn’t really bother him
●Doesn’t like to go anywhere without his ax. Even if he doesn’t use it. It’s just a habit of his. Perhaps over time, you can convince him not to carry it around like that.
●Axe scratches the side of his skull when he is bothered, upset, or excited. It’s a habit he developed a long time ago. It doesn’t necessarily hurt him. It’s just a coping mechanism.
●Can dish it but not take it kind of guy. Sweet compliments and a surprise kisses always throw him off. Don’t use it against. Ya jerk.
●I don’t want to call him a hypocrite but he’s a hypocrite. He gets very jealous and likes to meddle. However, if you attempt to meddle in his affairs you’ll have to prepare for an argument. Axe will say things like, “Why don’t you trust me?” Or, “You’re always meddling.“ Apparently, he has double standards.
●Axe has a hard time calming down. Even when he sleeps he lays in a position that allows him to get up easily. Very, very light sleeper. Protectively wraps his arms around you as well. Jolts awake when you so much as move your legs in your sleep.
●You know how when you take care of animals and they bring you gifts as a thank you. Axe does that as well. Small gifts everywhere. From small flowers to making dinner for you. He used to get you dead animals, but fortunately, you were able to convince him that while you appreciated the gesture, killing animals as a gift wasn’t something you were comfortable with.
●He prefers not to talk about his ‘old habits’ from when he lived underground. Don’t bring it up. It’s for the best.
●Dates…uh…doesn’t really take you out much considering the way humans act around him. If you hadn’t noticed, he’s not quite pleasing to the eye, plus he’s a monster. No, he prefers staying at home. That way no one can look at you but him. Axe likes having you all to himself. Likes to cook with you. Cuddling is a little hard, but he tries his best.
●Makes food jokes an awful lot. He even use to call you fresh meat. Now he just does it just to spook you a bit.
●Lastly, Axe is the only one he allows to touch the gap in his skull. He has to be really really comfortable with you in order to let you do that. Don’t stick your hands inside his skull just gently rub that opening of the gash. It feels nice. Your warm fingers on his cold bones feel euphoric almost.
(Jesz, I need to do more research. I might do a reprise for this again. Until then I hope this is enough sorry for the wait)
Client: Do you do lemonade?
Me: Do we do… lemonade?
Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.
Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.
Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot.
Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -
Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!
Me: Do you mean… laminate?
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IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH GROOT LOOPS
i shouldn't exist because everytime when i was assigned to do some shit i will fuckin ruin it like "dude, you only got ONE JOB"
weird bye
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twinkle twinkle little star how i wish i wanna die
the signs as internet typing styles
aries: all lowercase very moody
taurus: tends to start aCCELERATING IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR SPEECH,, USES LOTS OF COMMAS,,,
gemini: also all lowercase very moody and uses '2' as an abbreviation
cancer: LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCEKRS TODAY YOURE GONNA LEARN ABOUT SOME DUMB THING LIKE MUG BROWNIES
leo: uses the :3 emoticon
virgo: Those People Who Dont Know What A Proper Noun Is
libra: L33TSP34K
scorpio: Those smug bastards who type like this and are reeeally condescending hun(:
sagittarius: Uses proper spelling and syntax but no periods
capricorn: InVaDeR ZiM Is So RaNdOm xD
aquarius: when people type and you can just hear their accent over the words. wanna go to cheeky nandos, bloke, ya a complete madman
pisces: Exclamation points!!!!!!!!!
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I like how it misses them whenever they’re gone
(What’s with the fuckin cheesy Japenese song tho)