[bowtied]

(ooc: I’m pretty sure Vitamin Water descriptions are actually written by the sassy Tumblr folk who make popular text posts.)

[weloveshortvideos]

[ofallthehappy-deactivated202004]

Pizza on the way to me

[vinesnow]

[randomfandomteacher]

Unmute this shit

[trans-mouse]

This vine is very close to perfect.

[luunytoonz]

The song choice perfectly describes my reaction to this.

[sssn-neptune-vasilias]

Reese Chloris, probably

[spiderwater]

Pizza Planet Truck

[dutchstore]

Trying to take a selfie later on after a few shandies. by The LAD Bible

[househunting]

Hi Househunting! In honor of hitting 50k followers last night (jesus), we are doing a lil giveaway! The winner will receive: 

 1 American Apparel baby doll dress in Oatmeal, (size M/L, free hips and waist, can provide measurements if necessary)

 1 pack of Whatever balloons from Little Arrow Studio

 1 pair of very warm house socks 

 1 cactus and 1 succulent (not those pictured, but similar) 

 1 gold glittery HOME banner 

1 bitch queen mug 

 RULES: US only, sorry. To enter, reblog or like this post. Each counts as an entry. One like and one reblog per person. You don’t have to follow us to win but it’d be nice! Giveaway ends on 8/14 at 11:59 PM. No reblogs to giveaway-only blogs will count. Must have ask box open to win. Feel free to message me with any questions!

[househunting]

~8 hours to go!

[fitnetix-deactivated20160226]

Tip -  Wobbling like a doll when you squat heavier weight? You have weak hip flexors - Do knee squats to strengthen and condition them for better proprioception.

[kapot-ass-ana-deactivated201602]

This is awesome adviceeeeeee

[wittyandcharming]

things to remember

[runnzilla]

don’t be angry at yourself when anxiety/depression flares up. it isn’t your fault and no one blames you and if they do they’re pieces of shit.

don’t orbit around your perceived value so much. you’re not the sum total of what you produce.

don’t let yourself wonder why people love you. that’s not how it works. there are not stark, individual reasons that a person can enumerate about why they love you. it’s the entire, unique combination of what and who you are.

[6eaze-deactivated20150220]

my baba sent me this on whatsapp

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

Goats are so cute!

[deactivated-blog]

[evergreen-elf-deactivated201901]

(via How to Foam Roll Like a Pro)

[beastmodemommy-deactivated20151]

Ooh thank you for this!!!

[adr0itness-deactivated20150718]

I am the master foam roller

[motivateyourselfeachandeveryday]

[captainjaymerica-deactivated201]

If you tell me that I have “no excuses” for not training, I’ll seriously lose a big amount of respect for you. You don’t know my life, you don’t know what’s making me skip. Maybe I’ve had a death. Maybe I have exams. Maybe I don’t fucking feel like it. All are valid. Cut the “no excuses” shit out.

[recovery-beast]

[hopewings]

Preach.

[pigaddiction]

Little squoogy pig gettin’ played with.

[backonpointe]

13 Days of Halloween - Day Eight

[aubernutter-deactivated20170607]

Haven’t worked out my arms in forever!!! 😭😭😭😭. AUBERGAINTRAIN.

FLEX WHILE YOU FLOSS.

[rmns-twlv-twlv-deactivated20150]

Handwriting is so cool cause it’s like the written equivalent of the sound of someone’s voice.