Come be awkward with me

*insert descriptive plan for this description*

[pukicho]

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

[not100bees]

This wasn't blazed or sponsored, it's not a tag I follow, Tumblr just really really needed me to see this post.

[frenzyarts]

Trying to figure out the fastest way to deliver the necessary exposition so the story can get straight to the horny parts

[crotchapplin]

When you're trying to write pwp smut but can't stop yourself from explaining how they got into this situation

[archcracker]

[archcracker]

#stop goufing around

[coffee-spawn]

[humansofdeadlock]

[rockdistributor100]

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

[van1llaskys]

[catasters]

[librarycards]

fat paw friday

[librarycards]

please reblog if you are observing fat paw friday

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

And? Do you?

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

we’re not talking about me right now

[theunlitpath]

okay??

[were--ralph]

there needs to be a gameshow where men get milked on all fours and pant and moan for the audience

[juniepuppie]

who the fuck is emailing me

[matoitech]

this is my favorite gay pride flag

[animentality]

[beemovieerotica]

was literally just thinking to myself "wow it's so weird i'm having salmon for dinner tonight and neither of the cats is stalking me and trying to steal my plate" and then i looked up

[redlipstickresurrected]

Bruno Pontiroli (French, b. 1980, France, based Paris, France) - La Boucle D'or, 2019, Paintings: Oil on Canvas