listening to tma season 1 is fun because I feel like every episode so far is just like
statement of such and such regarding whatever. audio recording by jonathan sims, head archivist of the magnus institute, london. statement begins.
you have to understand this vital piece of information that provides context on why this situation is so weird. here's some background about me. sorry, I'm distracted. the story actually starts when I moved to this house/met this person/found an object/was talking a walk. I saw a figure/felt something weird. the whole thing was...off. the soundtrack is going to get louder while I focus on a detail. it turns out this detail doesn't matter. I don't know what time it was/I don't know how long it took me. something smelled bad. new detail...soundtrack gets louder...and louder...culminating event. then I went home and was scared. but one thing extra that sheds more context and adds another level of freaky stuff...
all of that was complete and utter bullshit, but I did have everyone do some research. sasha found some actually good information. tim made googoo eyes at some secretaries which let him find out more stuff. martin didn't do anything because martin is a loser who never does his job. I thought that one thing in particular was very odd...