[camille-lachenille]

Pirates of the Caribbean x Silmarillion crossover, Elwing and Eärendil in the roles of Elizabeth and Will.

[lycheesodas]

oh hey this reminded me that i drew something like that a few years ago and never posted it

[sad--beep]

[ruthiem]

Haha, haha, *cries*

I'm just so soft for them as kiddos

[cuteaquarium]

You know, I’m reading through the Silmarillian right now (as one does) via the daily newsletter, and I’m thinking. Pondering. If orcs are elves perverted, what happens when they die? Certainly they do not bear the gift of Men, as they are not men, but- do they awaken in the halls of mandos, unperverted, restored, first of the children of illuvatar once again?

How the fuck does work when they leave the halls for aman??? Is this worse than anykind of possible Feanorian return and reunion????

[ruthiem]

I THINK ABOUT THIS ALL THE TIME

[braxix]

I make myself cry!It hurts and I hate it so much and I love it so much and I absolutely have to share this. This may sound so stupid and I apologize if it does, but it won't leave me alone.

I just imagined that Miriel had a garden that she loved to read in and when she died Finwë had a statue of her made and set in her favorite place. Later when he died a statue was made of him that was place beside hers. As news of more and more family members that were refused to be returned to them comes more and more statues enter the garden.

When Elrond finally sails and goes to Tirion he stumbles upon the garden. It takes him but a moment to realize what the garden is and then he sees it. I statue tucked between two others. He just barely glimpse it out of the corner of his eye. Him, well no, not him. Elros. There's a statue of Elros here placed oddly near to the statues of Finwë and Miriel and then he finally gets in front of the statues and realizes who they're of. Maedhros and Maglor who have their hands(the ones Elrond knows were burned by the Silmaril(Maedhros' left and Maglor's right)) on Elros's shoulders, looking at him in adoration. Elrond doesn't know if they did that on purpose or that's just how it ended up, but Maedhros and Maglor had always called them their gems and stars, with how the Silmaril is now flown through the heavens as a star it's sort of poetic how they now hold Elros forever how they had held the Silmarils.

Celebrian finds him there, curled up at the base of the statues, crying. She smiles and remarks that they need to get a statue for Arwen.

(The statue is placed in front of the statue of Maedhros, Maglor, and Elros. She is curled up with Aragorn next to her and her first son in her lap. Elrond would have had her other children added, but he had no knowledge of what they looked like, only that they existed. When Elladan and Elrohir arrive they bring more news and the missing statues are added, her children are now playing throughout the garden for eternity.)

[ruthiem]

What the fuck!!!!! 😭

[prinzgnomeovonchaos]

You've heard of "what if the arkenstone was a silmaril?" and "what if the dwarves of the lonely mountain dug up maedhros along with the stone?", now get ready for "what if the volcano maedhros jumped into turned into another dwarven stronghold and instead of waking up a balrog in moria, the whole ruckus raised an unreasonably tall, grumpy redhead from the longest involuntary nap ever?"

[heart-locket-musicboxless]

There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

Actual queer coding / metaphors ("Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person")

Vibes ("Link is genderless because I said so")

It's funny ("Phoenix Wright is asexual because he's the Ace Attorney")

[aotearoa20]

Beren: Don't kill me, I have a wife!

Sauron: You think I care about that?

Beren: Huh? Oh no no no, this isn't a plea for mercy. It's a warning.

Sauron: Wha-

Lúthien: (busting in with a dog and a can-do attitude) ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

You know, it's kinda funny how much of high fantasy centers around kings and nobility and courtly intrigue considering that the archetypal high fantasy, Lord of the Rings, had the rather explicit moral of "saving the world is up to this backwater hick and his gardener because no politician, least of all inherited nobility, would have the ability to see past their own ambition and throw away a weapon". Oh sure, Aragorn is a great king and all, but there's a reason he's over there running a distraction ring while the hobbits do the real work. Sauron loses because he gets distracted by kings and armies and great battles (i.e. typical high fantasy stuff) letting Frodo and Sam sneak through his back door and blow it all to hell.

Just saying, maybe old Jirt knew what he was saying when he said that the small folk doing their best and holding to each other was more powerful than a dozen alliances and superweapons and we should respect him for it.

[ruthiem]

Screaming it from the rooftops

[patrooclus]

No proof that Gimli becomes immortal after going to the Undying Lands you say? Actually there is conclusive evidence that he does. Source? Me. I want it because Legolas would be sad otherwise, so there. Canon.

[remusjohnslupin]

“The prime motive was the desire of a tale-teller to try his hand at a really long story that would hold the attention of readers, amuse them, delight them, and at times maybe excite them or deeply move them.” —J.R.R Tolkien, 1966

[tsuyonpuu]

Last night I dreamed that Merry and Pippin made a Flower Crown for Boromir and it was labeled as ‚the king got his crown‘ haha

Anyways should I finish this ? 🥹🌼

[anxietyproblem]

[g-m-kaye]

Asfaloth and Glorfindel in the meadowlands of Eriador 🌳 ☘️ 🌱 ☁️

[izzythebestever]

took me 8 months and very approx 380m of embroidery floss, and I'm now finished. going to have it framed soon :)

[smalltownboymp3]

it's simple really. i want to dress like a slutty androgynous pirate and i want to dress like a kindergartener and i want to dress like a gay person from dead poets society and i want to dress like a witch in the woods and i want to dress like a final girl in a horror movie and i want to dress like a garden fairy and i want to dress like mr darcy in pride and prejudice 2005. and i have 15€ in my bank account.

[mop-2016-blog]

feeling droopy !! :)

[venusqq]

playing truth or dare with alloromantics is so funny because all they ever ask is “who is your crush”, “what’s your dream date”, “what’s your type” and “who in this group would you sleep with” and like

no

none of the above

[ruthiem]

lmaaoooaoaoaooo oh my god