Guess who's ruling the kingdom of flames?

Sage's Husband and your favorite pyro.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

I'll follow thee and make a heaven of hell

Rook Van Doren. Aka, El Diablo, Lucifer, King of Hell only answering to my queen, @ponderosassweetheart

If you have a complaint about your house or stuff (or a possible loved one) spontaneously combusting into flames, I can't be held legally liable for it.

(ooc; asks/rp is always welcome)

Honourable mentions to;

Loner Society; @BriarLowell (for always giving Thatcher shit), @coracanvas (for always giving Thatcher shit pt. 2), @lyrabbxtt (for being ponderosa's favorite little bug queen), @ponderosassweetheart (for always giving me shit and being my Lilith) and our Rosie girl

Not so honourable mentions;

@thxtcherpierson (for always having a major stick up your ass), @AlistairCaldwell (for helping Thatch take the stick out every once a while)

Blog is run by @starshineyashi / @wistfulstarling (Ask/DM to join RP)

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@ponderosassweetheart drama queen <3

[ponderosassweetheart]

that time I told @lyrabbxtt that I’d catch bugs with her and ended up only taking pics

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@thxtcherpierson think I found something of yours. Want it back?

[thxtcherpierson]

shut up, VD. honestly. one day that decaying brain of yours will be your true downfall. and no, it is not mine. it's ali's.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Oh you mean your trophy boyfriend's?

[thxtcherpierson]

god, will everyone get over it? we were FIFTEEN.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@lyrabbxtt they kissed btw.

[thxtcherpierson]

SHUT IT.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

YOU DIDN'T TELL HER???

[thxtcherpierson]

I did not think I needed to! she did not tell me she kissed briar so I beat her at her own game.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@ponderosassweetheart are they leaving you out or do you also wanna come out of the closet, tg?

[ponderosassweetheart]

you want me to do the ranking?

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Yes.

[ponderosassweetheart]

I don’t kiss and tell baby

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Is this why our relationship was secret too?

[ponderosassweetheart]

you really went for the throat didn’t you?

[rvdforhellsthrone]

You have a pretty throat, you can't really blame me for going for it. Speaking of, maybe you should come back from the loner society meeting so I can properly go for your throat at a closer distance, hm?

[ponderosassweetheart]

you’re making a convincing point pyro

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Are we back to pyro now? What happened to me being your fire god? You wanna gatekeep that one, tg?

[ponderosassweetheart]

You are my fire god, but I missed calling you pyro, sue me

[rvdforhellsthrone]

And now I'm definitely stealing you from that damn meeting.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@thxtcherpierson think I found something of yours. Want it back?

[thxtcherpierson]

shut up, VD. honestly. one day that decaying brain of yours will be your true downfall. and no, it is not mine. it's ali's.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Oh you mean your trophy boyfriend's?

[thxtcherpierson]

god, will everyone get over it? we were FIFTEEN.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@lyrabbxtt they kissed btw.

[thxtcherpierson]

SHUT IT.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

YOU DIDN'T TELL HER???

[thxtcherpierson]

I did not think I needed to! she did not tell me she kissed briar so I beat her at her own game.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@ponderosassweetheart are they leaving you out or do you also wanna come out of the closet, tg?

[ponderosassweetheart]

you want me to do the ranking?

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Yes.

[ponderosassweetheart]

I don’t kiss and tell baby

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Is this why our relationship was secret too?

[ponderosassweetheart]

you really went for the throat didn’t you?

[rvdforhellsthrone]

You have a pretty throat, you can't really blame me for going for it. Speaking of, maybe you should come back from the loner society meeting so I can properly go for your throat at a closer distance, hm?

[ponderosassweetheart]

you’re making a convincing point pyro

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Are we back to pyro now? What happened to me being your fire god? You wanna gatekeep that one, tg?

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@thxtcherpierson think I found something of yours. Want it back?

[thxtcherpierson]

shut up, VD. honestly. one day that decaying brain of yours will be your true downfall. and no, it is not mine. it's ali's.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Oh you mean your trophy boyfriend's?

[thxtcherpierson]

god, will everyone get over it? we were FIFTEEN.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@lyrabbxtt they kissed btw.

[thxtcherpierson]

SHUT IT.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

YOU DIDN'T TELL HER???

[thxtcherpierson]

I did not think I needed to! she did not tell me she kissed briar so I beat her at her own game.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@ponderosassweetheart are they leaving you out or do you also wanna come out of the closet, tg?

[ponderosassweetheart]

you want me to do the ranking?

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Yes.

[ponderosassweetheart]

I don’t kiss and tell baby

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Is this why our relationship was secret too?

[ponderosassweetheart]

you really went for the throat didn’t you?

[rvdforhellsthrone]

You have a pretty throat, you can't really blame me for going for it. Speaking of, maybe you should come back from the loner society meeting so I can properly go for your throat at a closer distance, hm?

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@thxtcherpierson think I found something of yours. Want it back?

[thxtcherpierson]

shut up, VD. honestly. one day that decaying brain of yours will be your true downfall. and no, it is not mine. it's ali's.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Oh you mean your trophy boyfriend's?

[thxtcherpierson]

god, will everyone get over it? we were FIFTEEN.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@lyrabbxtt they kissed btw.

[thxtcherpierson]

SHUT IT.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

YOU DIDN'T TELL HER???

[thxtcherpierson]

I did not think I needed to! she did not tell me she kissed briar so I beat her at her own game.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@ponderosassweetheart are they leaving you out or do you also wanna come out of the closet, tg?

[ponderosassweetheart]

you want me to do the ranking?

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Yes.

[ponderosassweetheart]

I don’t kiss and tell baby

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Is this why our relationship was secret too?

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@thxtcherpierson think I found something of yours. Want it back?

[thxtcherpierson]

shut up, VD. honestly. one day that decaying brain of yours will be your true downfall. and no, it is not mine. it's ali's.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Oh you mean your trophy boyfriend's?

[thxtcherpierson]

god, will everyone get over it? we were FIFTEEN.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@lyrabbxtt they kissed btw.

[thxtcherpierson]

SHUT IT.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

YOU DIDN'T TELL HER???

[thxtcherpierson]

I did not think I needed to! she did not tell me she kissed briar so I beat her at her own game.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@ponderosassweetheart are they leaving you out or do you also wanna come out of the closet, tg?

[ponderosassweetheart]

you want me to do the ranking?

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Yes.

[coracanvas]

@lyrabbxtt @ponderosassweetheart @BriarLowell Rook just told me The Loner Society is hosting orgies now???

[lyrabbxtt]

WHAT? I'm not entirely opposed to the idea but like...WHAT?

[coracanvas]

Neither am I. But...where did you...get the inspiration from...???

[lyrabbxtt]

ask @rvdforhellsthrone

[rvdforhellsthrone]

What. you started this, bug queen.

[lyrabbxtt]

why would you tell cora we're hosting an orgy???

[rvdforhellsthrone]

You and Briar are the ones going around locking lips with everyone in the loner society!!!

[coracanvas]

@lyrabbxtt @ponderosassweetheart @BriarLowell Rook just told me The Loner Society is hosting orgies now???

[lyrabbxtt]

WHAT? I'm not entirely opposed to the idea but like...WHAT?

[coracanvas]

Neither am I. But...where did you...get the inspiration from...???

[lyrabbxtt]

ask @rvdforhellsthrone

[rvdforhellsthrone]

What. you started this, bug queen.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@thxtcherpierson think I found something of yours. Want it back?

[thxtcherpierson]

shut up, VD. honestly. one day that decaying brain of yours will be your true downfall. and no, it is not mine. it's ali's.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Oh you mean your trophy boyfriend's?

[thxtcherpierson]

god, will everyone get over it? we were FIFTEEN.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@lyrabbxtt they kissed btw.

[thxtcherpierson]

SHUT IT.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

YOU DIDN'T TELL HER???

[thxtcherpierson]

I did not think I needed to! she did not tell me she kissed briar so I beat her at her own game.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@lyrabbxtt y'know what. Good for you. I'd want to kiss my best friend too if I had to deal with Thatcher all day.

[lyrabbxtt]

it was before we got together and a total accident!!

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Will you be happy to know that it was NOT an accident for Ali and his favorite American Psycho. They just did that.

[lyrabbxtt]

I can accept that, I suppose. as long as it wasn't cheating...? @thxtcherpierson

[thxtcherpierson]

of course not, my darling phantom, my love, my angel. you are the light the starts attempt to imitate. nothing will ever come close to that nor am I so vile that I would take advantage of your trust.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

The unholy yap........

[thxtcherpierson]

shut up you hopelessly unromantic piece of scum beneath my shoe.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Mhmmm, so mad because you got caught red handed with Ali... (You might wanna check Cora's blog.....)

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@thxtcherpierson think I found something of yours. Want it back?

[thxtcherpierson]

shut up, VD. honestly. one day that decaying brain of yours will be your true downfall. and no, it is not mine. it's ali's.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Oh you mean your trophy boyfriend's?

[thxtcherpierson]

god, will everyone get over it? we were FIFTEEN.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@lyrabbxtt they kissed btw.

[thxtcherpierson]

SHUT IT.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

YOU DIDN'T TELL HER???

[thxtcherpierson]

I did not think I needed to! she did not tell me she kissed briar so I beat her at her own game.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@lyrabbxtt y'know what. Good for you. I'd want to kiss my best friend too if I had to deal with Thatcher all day.

[lyrabbxtt]

it was before we got together and a total accident!!

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Will you be happy to know that it was NOT an accident for Ali and his favorite American Psycho. They just did that.

[lyrabbxtt]

I can accept that, I suppose. as long as it wasn't cheating...? @thxtcherpierson

[thxtcherpierson]

of course not, my darling phantom, my love, my angel. you are the light the starts attempt to imitate. nothing will ever come close to that nor am I so vile that I would take advantage of your trust.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

The unholy yap........

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@thxtcherpierson think I found something of yours. Want it back?

[thxtcherpierson]

shut up, VD. honestly. one day that decaying brain of yours will be your true downfall. and no, it is not mine. it's ali's.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Oh you mean your trophy boyfriend's?

[thxtcherpierson]

god, will everyone get over it? we were FIFTEEN.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@lyrabbxtt they kissed btw.

[thxtcherpierson]

SHUT IT.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

YOU DIDN'T TELL HER???

[thxtcherpierson]

I did not think I needed to! she did not tell me she kissed briar so I beat her at her own game.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@lyrabbxtt y'know what. Good for you. I'd want to kiss my best friend too if I had to deal with Thatcher all day.

[lyrabbxtt]

it was before we got together and a total accident!!

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Will you be happy to know that it was NOT an accident for Ali and his favorite American Psycho. They just did that.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@thxtcherpierson think I found something of yours. Want it back?

[thxtcherpierson]

shut up, VD. honestly. one day that decaying brain of yours will be your true downfall. and no, it is not mine. it's ali's.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Oh you mean your trophy boyfriend's?

[thxtcherpierson]

god, will everyone get over it? we were FIFTEEN.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@lyrabbxtt they kissed btw.

[thxtcherpierson]

SHUT IT.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

YOU DIDN'T TELL HER???

[thxtcherpierson]

I did not think I needed to! she did not tell me she kissed briar so I beat her at her own game.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@lyrabbxtt y'know what. Good for you. I'd want to kiss my best friend too if I had to deal with Thatcher all day.

[thxtcherpierson]

@rvdforhellsthrone, get your hair fixed. you look like a sewer rat.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

And have it look like yours? Hard pass, I don't want to look like I drink hair gel for breakfast actually.

[thxtcherpierson]

at least I don’t look like brad pitt in fight club.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Nah, you just look like an overly pampered spoiled posh boy from the nineties.

[thxtcherpierson]

shut it, my style is sophisticated.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Is it? On a scale of 1-10 how sure are you about that?

[thxtcherpierson]

very.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Can't be that much if you literally can't name a number, can it?

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@thxtcherpierson think I found something of yours. Want it back?

[thxtcherpierson]

shut up, VD. honestly. one day that decaying brain of yours will be your true downfall. and no, it is not mine. it's ali's.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Oh you mean your trophy boyfriend's?

[thxtcherpierson]

god, will everyone get over it? we were FIFTEEN.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@lyrabbxtt they kissed btw.

[lyrabbxtt]

thatch?? you’re…bi?

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Why do you think he always has that stick up his ass, bug queen?

[lyrabbxtt]

because he's a cold person by nature?!

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Yeah, and Ali warms his cold frigid heart with warm body heat at night. I'm so sorry for your loss 💔

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@thxtcherpierson think I found something of yours. Want it back?

[thxtcherpierson]

shut up, VD. honestly. one day that decaying brain of yours will be your true downfall. and no, it is not mine. it's ali's.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

Oh you mean your trophy boyfriend's?

[thxtcherpierson]

god, will everyone get over it? we were FIFTEEN.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@lyrabbxtt they kissed btw.

[thxtcherpierson]

SHUT IT.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

YOU DIDN'T TELL HER???

[thxtcherpierson]

I did not think I needed to! she did not tell me she kissed briar so I beat her at her own game.

[rvdforhellsthrone]

@ponderosassweetheart are they leaving you out or do you also wanna come out of the closet, tg?