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“okay, real talk-- aren’t you ever scared of like...gravity doin it’s thing?” jaekyung asked with a tiny snort. “like you do all these fucking flips and dives. how have you never like.. flashed someone.” @rvmeilin

#( with meilin )

“you know, liberty has to be going under soon at this point, right?” jaekyung said out of the blue, chewing on their thumbnail. “that’s the excuse they always give us, right? don’t have enough money for good music videos and more comebacks or promotion and shit. either they’re lying or about to go bankrupt.” @rvnoeul @xifengrv

#( with noeul )#( with xifeng )

rvlia

“i need to talk to someone who understands before i lose my mind and scream into the void,” mahalia grumbled, scrubbing at her eyes with the heels of her hands. “why the fuck do they make us pretend to play instruments on music shows? they’re music shows? as in for playing music? just like… mute my input and let me play, you know? there’s way more of a chance i mess up if i’m pretending, instead of if i’m actually playing! jesus christ!” @rvjakey

rvjakey

“oh, don’t even get me started-- do you know how hard it is to mime drumming,” jaekyung scoffed, head lolling back in exasperation. “they don’t want me to make any noise, but i have to fucking hit the drums to make it look at all realistic-- i’m literally in a lose-lose fucking situation, and for what? because they can’t autotune a drum set? like, big fucking whoop.”

#( with lia )

rvxlance:

“aren’t you an idol? don’t you do this for a living?” he asked with a laugh. honestly, with them being so flippant about it, and it being their job…. it kind of made him chill out a bit. “what have you done in the past when your group is on a show and someone fucks up?”

“i mean, technically. i’m more an idol musician, really, and i’d say my company is the one that gives the least shit about promoting it’s groups properly, so the amount of times i show up on shows like this is pretty low, all things considered.” they paused, shrugging. “you riff on it. turn it into a bit. and then move on. it’s not a big deal until you make it a big deal.”

#( with lance )

rvxlance

“i’m going to be honest, i have no idea what i’m doing,” lance said with a laugh, pushing his hair back. millenium had him and junghoon doing the variety circuit for a while, and despite no one knowing who they were, they kind of gained a following– to the point that when one of the shows needed a 1-week fill in MC, they’d actually given him a call. “i feel like i’m gonna fuck all this up. i just need to apologize in advance.”

rvjakey

“that makes two of us,” jakey answered with a snort, adjusting their hair. they hated variety. “if you fuck up, we fuck up together. fuck up solidarity. but honestly, you’ll probably be just fine.”

#[ lance ]

rvduckie

“Dude, I wish I saw the all-kill actually happen! I had to read about it happening third-hand from my little sister who doesn’t even listen to us. And when I went to go look myself the spot was taken,” Duckie said. “I almost feel like she’s just pulling my leg or something, it’s so unreal.”

rvjakey

“nah, i definitely saw it too. i mean, maybe i’m lying about it, and you’ll never know, but between you and me-- reflexion had the charts refreshing when we noticed you getting close. if you ask noeul, i bet he has a screenshot,” jakey replied. “congrats. y’all are the little underdog band that could. huge ups to you.”

#[ duckie ]

rveunyeol:

“Disappointing… here I was thinking it was comedic genius. So like, you definitely fooled me,” Eli snorted. “That’s what I was thinking–I guess every season’s gotta have one, so it might as well be me, right?”

“i mean, dita got really fucking far the first season. and kiyoung made it to the end last season. you have a good voice-- it’s definitely doable if you play into it.”

#[ eli ]

rvvia:

“i’ve thought about a lot of things that might come in handy for us someday,” she answered smoothly, rolling her eyes. “please– if they do anything not-vanilla, 9 times out of ten if there’s a het male dom, it’s borderline abusive and not consensual. i could write a dissertation about that shit.” bia hummed, smile playing at her lips. “very cute how we both know that me being the dom is just implied…”

“what kind of porn hub are you watching in your free time,” jaekyung snorted, taken a little aback. “you should. i mean, maybe once your group is a little more established but... if someone with a platform talks about it, it’ll bring more awareness,” jae pointed out. “please, i know my place. i’m happy to be along for the ride.”

#[ bia ]

rveunyeol:

“Hey, you could’ve been hiding it for all I know,” Eli teased. “You don’t have to, I think I can figure it out. If not, I can just keep smiling and maybe they won’t notice it too much.”

“nah. they’ve tried to get me to do shit on variety shows. and i can promise you i wasn’t being stupid on purpose-- i was actually that bad,” they insisted. “it’s the first couple weeks anyway. it’ll just give you a cool underdog story arc. no biggie.”

#[ eli ]

rvvia:

“hardly. makeup sex is only good because of the emotions and passion involved, and we have plenty of that. and angry sex, people only end up liking because their partners get rough. which, first of all, we can do anyway if you’re into that. but second of all, a lot of that isn’t consensual….it’s just angry so people take their anger out on each other. and we’re better than that.”

“they way that you’ve put so much thought into this already is kinda hot,” jakey laughed, grinning at their girlfriend cheekily. “you’re right, though. hets do be missing a lot of passion. their fucking oatmeal bland ass vanilla sex probably would get boring after a while..... you have points. and, uh... as for the other part...” they paused. “you know i’m always down to stop playing nice every once in a while.”

#[ bia ]

xifengrv

“how long do i need to be an idol for before i can get a full sleeve tattoo,” xifeng mused aloud. “like, i don’t even know if i want one yet. but i just want to know…”

rvjakey

“i bet you could at least get a half sleeve. maybe even a full sleeve. if we were talking face tats, it’d be different, but you’re probably golden.”

#xifengrv #( with xifeng )

rveunyeol

“Okay, I have never practiced dancing so long in my entire life,” Eli admitted. They danced every now and again, but it was for fun and not anything serious. Idol Project prep was a whole different beast. “I’m going to get used to it, I have to–but seriously, I don’t know how y’all keep it up. Tell me your secrets.”

rvjakey

“eli, i adore you, but do i really look like someone who knows how the fuck to dance?” jaekyung pointed out with a laugh. “i can ask bia for some tips, but i think you’re just screwed. but that’s fine-- so was kiyoung, and he made it to the final group, right?”

#rveunyeol #( with eli )

“okay, so like......there’s all those theories out in the world about how make up sex and angry sex are so good. and it just got me thinking,” jakey said. “like do we need to break up and then make up? just to see if that all stacks up? do i need to piss you off somehow? are we missing out?” @rvvia

#( with bia )#rvvia

rvhimari

“come on, now, i won’t bite,” himari said, biting back a smile as she saw the person hesitating to sit next to her. “i only play a violent psychopath on television. i promise you, i’m very nice out of the ring.”