madam

kwon kaeun manager of tnt & former member of mercury

[rvkaeun]

andromedarv:

“you’re incredible. thank you.”

“what’s the point in being a  manager if i can’t aid in undercover missions like these?”

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[kimseokjin]

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[rvkaeun]

rvseoji:

“…that’s fair. he’s a big baby.”

“probably one of the biggest. how people find him hot, i’ll never understand that.”

[rvkaeun]

adonisrv:

“you’re welcome. i’m smarter than i look.”

“so smart. einstein’s legacy’ll be damned.”

[rvkaeun]

rvzeta:

“one can never ignore my abs. not possible.”

“believe me, i can and do.”

[rvkaeun]

rvsam:

“my maturity, my talent, and my tenacity.”

“how the group isn’t just at your feet, i’ll never know.”

[rvkaeun]

rvilhoon:

“yeah, okay, but i’m not hard to be manager for.”

“you’re my favourite non-problem child.”

[rvkaeun]

rvjaeho:

“I think he’s still trying to figure out why the drawings on my arms stay on but all the marker he gets on himself goes away,” he replied. “I’m not gonna tattoo him now, but if he wants any in sixteen years they definitely won’t cost anything.”

“to be fair he’s still trying to figure out how the lights turn on and off, i think marker on his arm is the least of his worries,” kaeun said with a light laugh. “any and all tattoo designs have to go through me, okay?”

[rvkaeun]

andromedarv:

“okay, so donny was supposed to help me find a present for our mother’s birthday, but now that he hasn’t, i need help getting into his room and taking the money i need since he won’t answer my texts. you in? can i count on you?” @rvkaeun @rvsam @rvseoji @rvilhoon @rvzeta

“i’m sure if i dig deep enough in my purse i might be able to find the set of keys the company gave to me when i first became their manager, just for emergencies like this.”

[rvkaeun]

rvilhoon:

“excuse you. i’m the good kid. frick that.”

“good doesn’t equate being mature.”

[rvkaeun]

rvsam:

“i’m an adult. don’t group me in with those assholes.”

“so your maturity is the sole reason the group got big?”

[rvkaeun]

rvzeta:

“maybe that’s the reason, kaeun. ever think of that?”

“i mean, should we ignore yours and adonis’ abs and how girls stare at them for ages or not?”

[rvkaeun]

rvjaeho:

“Who said I’m the one who isn’t mature?” Jaeho asked, laughing, “but maybe that’s why he likes us so much, we’re just him but taller.”

“when i ask him why he likes you all so much he says something about fake tattoos and i swear if you’re getting my son hooked on ink you better give him his first one for free.”

[rvkaeun]

adonisrv:

“that’s because as soon as you have a baby, you forget about sex and only think about babies. that’s just science.”

“really? fuck that explains so much - i’m having a reality check.”

[rvkaeun]

rvxjei:

“You’re too nice, oh my god,” she replied. “Though maybe I should add that to my profile for a show. ‘Former maknae, creative mastermind.’“ Jei laughed, flipping her hair over her shoulder just to add to it before shaking her head. “I dunno, I think I just got in my head too much that maybe I shouldn’t be trusted with it. I’ve written a lot of songs but that doesn’t mean they should be someone’s debut.”

“you’re one of ds’ most senior girls, they’d trust you with it because you’re clearly reliable.” kaeun said with a nod. “clearly your songs can be someone’s debut. i’ll keep you in mind to write jaekyun’s debut song because i’m sure that’s his destiny.”

[rvkaeun]

rvseoji:

“why is this being directed at me? i’m the least messy of the entire group and we all know it.”

“i can’t say this to adonis and not to the rest of you in case he pouts and i’m not dealing with that.”