— PIPER .
“and how am i supposed to know that you’re not?” piper replies simply with an almost innocent cock of her head, brow arched challengingly for a moment before she’s adding, “i don’t know you trip. and i don’t know anything about you either. not really.” piper shrugs then, straightening as she studies trip thoughtfully for a few moments before she’s raising a finger to point at him as she says, “i’ll tell you what i do know though!”
“i know that every word that comes out of your mouth kinda feels off. just like you. everything about you kinda feels off, trip.” piper arches a brow at trip pointedly. “which could mean that you’re just kind of weird.” piper says nonchalantly, before her eyes darken as she continues. “but it could also mean that you’re a fucking liar. and that’s my guess. because i hate liars, and trip, now that we’re clearing the air, i gotta say i never really liked you either. coincidence?” piper shrugs. “maybe. but when you add it up with all the other little coincidences it looks pretty damning, honey.”
piper begins to tick said coincidences off on her fingers. “you, a guy from a literal town of criminals, practically beg half of us to let you join the group. you tag along for a little bit, and then suddenly for the first time ever we’re the ones getting robbed?” piper frowns for a moment, pretending to be puzzled as she says, “combining that with the filthy liar bit… it kind of sounds like you got us to bring you along so that you and your cowboy country friends could clean us out when we least expected it… and maybe you’re sticking around to see if you can get another chance?” piper perks up then, artificially cheerful as she asks, “how am i doing? have i hit it on the money yet?”
her little monologue has his stomach tying in knots. when trip had decided to link up with the bandits by any means necessary, he’d thought it would be a piece of cake. sure, they’ve been breezing their way through stick-ups, but he’s had his hands in this business since puberty. yet here he is, looking like a fucking fool, totally at a loss as to what had happened. and, for once, completely innocent of the crimes he’s being accused of. frankly, it’s embarrassing.
“ okay, first of all, i’m not from that fucking town. i’m from connecticut, not that you’ve cared enough to ask, ” he huffs, as offended by the accusation as his alter ego would likely be. “ second of all, i wanted to come along because i admired you all, i’ve seen you on the news— i didn’t have the money to leave on my own, and i didn’t want to be stuck there anymore! that’s it! i didn’t concoct some grand plan! ” he can feel himself getting shrill, and he closes his eyes for a moment, taking a deep breath.
“ you can literally ask me anything, piper. i have nothing to hide. what do you want, my fucking birth certificate and social security number? a DNA sample? ” he shakes his head, letting out a frustrated puff of air. “ it’s not like you’re gonna believe anything i say, anyway. you just admitted that you’ve had it out for me from the start, even though i’ve done nothing wrong. i don’t even know why i’m arguing with you. you decided it was me as soon as you saw this, didn’t you? ”

















