山彦

fairly selective yamato from naruto probably not as gay as your muse wants him to be (but always as nsfw)

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Please LIKE if you want a Christmas themed drabble or ask from Tenzo/Yamato!

No promises on if you will receive this before Dec. 25th.

No promises on length, though I do promise to try and make it something you will enjoy and not just a random thing.

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You can request a scenario if you would like.

Soft cap for this is 5. And this muse is lower priority than Anko, so his drabbles/asks will only be done after hers are.

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Almost a month late. Just her luck. This was going to look like Sakura was concerned about a White Day gift which couldn't be further from the truth. He'd been on a mission and then she had one before he returned, and now it was three weeks later and Sakura still had his Valentine's present in hand. Well. Looks like Yamato's going to find a pair of beautifully carved chopsticks on his doorstep just because it's Tuesday.

The post-war state of mind has only left him a fraction less paranoid then before. He’s less inclined to overly prepare for invading nations, but he’ll never be stupid enough to forget what kind of personalities exist in Team Kakashi, and how easy of a victim they mistake him to be.

It’s the predictable result of years of well meaning bullying. Yamato is very, very rarely unprepared, and even rarer still is for him to be surprised.

Except the chopsticks pass a quick scan for any malicious jutsu. And there aren’t any new traps or strange smells coming from the box he removed them from. The wrapping is simple paper, and the bow nothing remarkable, which can only mean one thing.

It’s an actual gift.

What the hell is he supposed to do with that? He picks up the chopsticks and clicks them together, looking around his apartment for something to pick up with them. They are a nice quality, and the design on them is quite beautiful. He’s just not sure if he’s supposed to use them or put them on display.

And not particularly sure what he’s supposed to do in response to this. It’s been awhile since he’s been given a gift. Even longer since the gift came from someone trying to very discreetly get his attention. He’s wading into unfamiliar territory, made even more dangerous by two very powerful obstacles down the line (Kakashi he can handle, but Tsunade... maybe she’d be kind enough to grant him a swift death.)

Clack. Clack. The chopsticks are rather nice.

He sighs and places them on his kitchen counter. He’s going to make some tea, think this over, and then decide what to do next.

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scandal sentence starters aka lots of angst, sex, and murder.

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❝ It’s only day 2 for this shirt, and these panties are fresh from the dryer. ❞ ❝ I don’t need you to forgive me. I haven’t done anything wrong. ❞ ❝ I’ve always forgiven you until now. ❞ ❝ I can never tell if you’re lying. I can never trust my gut when it comes to you. ❞ ❝ Are you spying on me? You don’t trust me? ❞ ❝ How do I choose the box to bury my friend in? ❞ ❝ If he dies, he can’t talk. Dead men tell no tales. ❞ ❝ When you walk in here, you make me hope. Hoping is bad for me, so do not come back here unless you are back for good. ❞ ❝ When it’s your turn, you can talk, but right now, be quiet. Let yourself be kissed. ❞ ❝ It’s always his turn, despite the fact that I’m the one you like to ride, that I’m the one that makes you moan, that I’m the one who reaches you in places that he can’t begin to touch. ❞ ❝ We can hide in the shadows or we can stand in the light. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna live in your apartment, waiting to service you. I have things to do. I’m busy. But, I did book a nice hotel suite for booty calls. ❞ ❝ Do you actually think I give a damn what anyone thinks of me anymore? ❞ ❝ A broken heart is a broken heart; to take a measure is cruelty. ❞ ❝ You can’t summon me. You are not in charge of me. ❞ ❝ Did you think I’d want you back? ❞ ❝ I am less than interested in whatever it is you have to offer. ❞ ❝ You thought I would be dragged in here and I’d lay eyes on you and I’d gasp, and I’d rip off all my clothes and crawl on my knees over to you and beg you to take me, that I’d be some kind of sad porn fantasy. ❞ ❝ I could have anything I wanted, and I wanted you. You can laugh at it and make fun of me, but the truth is, nobody else wants you. ❞ ❝ I’ve lost too much. I’ve given up too much. I’m not even a person anymore. ❞ ❝ I’m not like you. I’m sorry you miss me, but I’m not like you. ❞ ❝ Why are you picking a fight with me today? ❞ ❝ You’re thirsty, but you’re not here for a drink.❞ ❝ You’re here because you want what you’ve been fantasizing about ever since you left the other night. ❞ ❝ I can give you what you want just the way you want it. ❞ ❝ You either go home alone and try your own hand at quenching that thirst or go upstairs with me and replace that dry lump in your throat with something much more satisfying. ❞ ❝ Trust me; I will be the one standing over you when you die. ❞ ❝ You keep secrets from me. You make me feel small. ❞ ❝ Burying yourself in work isn’t always the best thing when you lose someone. ❞ ❝ I’ve got enough blood on my hands already. ❞ ❝ Don’t ever leave me like that again. I almost didn’t survive. I almost died without you. ❞ ❝ You have been waiting for this moment from the second I got in bed with her. ❞ ❝ It doesn’t matter what the truth is, does it? The only thing that matters is that I put my hands where you think they don’t belong, and now I’m in chains. ❞ ❝ I am going to have you destroyed. ❞ ❝ He’s a predator, an animal, a killing machine, and just because you’ve decided to turn a blind eye to that doesn’t make it any less true. ❞ ❝ I think you want me to be guilty. Guilty lets you hate me for things you’re not allowed to hate me for. ❞ ❝ If there’s any part of you, any part of you at all, that believes that I’m telling you the truth, you’ll help me. ❞ ❝ You may have never heard what it sounds like when she wakes up screaming from a nightmare, but I have, and it’s awful. ❞ ❝ The truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a while, but it’s not gonna go away. ❞ ❝ Since us bitches have got to get through this dog and pony show, I’m gonna need you to sit down, shut up, and follow my lead. ❞ ❝ Is she right about you having nightmares? ❞ ❝ Don’t let love cloud your judgment. ❞ ❝ We both know in the end you’re not going to choose me. And that’s okay. I want you to know, I need you to know, not choosing me is okay. ❞ ❝ I keep my promises. I will watch the life fade from your eyes. ❞ ❝ I love her. Does that matter to you at all? ❞ ❝ It stops you every time, the arrogance, the need to swagger, to show everyone who you are. ❞ ❝ True power hides in plain sight. ❞ ❝ You and I are ruined. We don’t have a chance now. Too much has happened. ❞ ❝ I know you’re trying to be rational, and I understand why, but you can’t pretend this is okay. ❞ ❝ I mean, I figure we have two choices here - we can either pretend this unbearable sexual tension doesn’t exist, or we can address it head-on. ❞ ❝ You are beautiful. The face that launched a thousand ships. ❞ ❝ What is it that is so special about you? You have so much power over him. He revolves around you. ❞ ❝ He needed you. He was in pain. He wanted to die. ❞ ❝ I could protect him from everyone. Except you. ❞ ❝ I wanted to shoot him. I didn’t, but I wanted to. I wanted to kill him. I wanted him dead. ❞ ❝ I’m very powerful, you know. Some women would find that a turn-on. ❞ ❝ Let’s just say I’m in a giving mood tonight. ❞

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°  ✧   NARUTO   SENTENCE    PROMPTS.

* A MIX OF NARUTO PROMPTS , CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

‘ By then, they realized I had… emotional problems. ‘

‘ People cannot win against their loneliness. ‘

‘ If you get in my way… I’ll kill you. ‘

‘ Perhaps the companionship of an evil person is preferable to loneliness. ‘

‘ If they look at me the wrong way, I’ll kill them all. ‘

‘ If you want this match to end quickly, I’ll just win it quickly. ‘

‘ You two understand that our target is just one thing right? ‘

‘ What do you think is faster, your sand or my sound? ‘

‘ I’m going to snap you like a twig! It should have been done years ago! ‘

‘ When you protect the ones important to you, your true strength will show. ‘

‘ I realized that in all of the world no one needed me. I was alone.. ‘

‘ Is there… somebody precious to you? ‘

‘ What?! Why wasn’t he affected by my sexiness?! ‘

‘ There’s no meaning to a flower unless it blooms. ‘

‘ You might want to spit that out quick, though. Those can be quite poisonous. ‘

‘ got my mind on your body and your body on my mind. ‘

‘ I was so hard on you, yelling, scolding… It must have hurt. ‘

‘ Even the strongest of opponents always has a weakness.. ‘

‘ Run away… run away… and cling to your pitiful life. ‘

‘ I’ve had enough this. There’s no hope left for this pathetic clan. ‘

‘ For instance, you’ve made the mistake of assuming I’m a patient man. ‘

‘ How long can you, a person that does not posses the bloodline limit, deal with this? ‘

‘ You overestimate your own abilities with no idea of the depth of my own. ‘

‘ You two don’t know me at all, do you? ‘

‘ It must be tough on the underlings to have such a stupid leader. ‘

‘ I don’t know which is more pathetic; the fool, or those who follow him. ‘

‘ The more you want something, the harder it is to wait for it.. ‘

‘ That’s why they go on and on about their dreams. That’s why they never give up. ‘

‘ My first impression of you is…I hate you. ‘

‘ I want to play around before some noisy people come! ‘

‘ There’s enough poison on that to drop an elephant, so you’re dead. ‘

‘ I must be a pretty pathetic owner for you to have bitten me. ‘

‘ I have no idea what’s going on but I’m always up for getting wild! ‘

‘ Have you forgotten my scent? We’ve always been together haven’t we? ‘

‘ The weakest one in the game always goes down first. ‘

‘ Which do you prefer? To die, or to obey? ‘

‘ The next time we meet, be ready to face the consequences! ‘

‘ All your hard work will prove worthless… unless you believe in yourself! ’

‘ Now run, run into the sunset and suffer. But don’t mess up your hair! ‘

‘ Look into my eyes and accept my dearest apologies. ‘

‘ The pain of being lonely… is out of this world, isn’t it? ‘

‘ So you’re special, huh?, you won’t be so special when I’m through with you! ‘

‘ It’s not the face that makes one a monster. It’s the choices they make with their life! ‘

‘ Real strength is not what you have when fighting for only yourself.. ‘

‘ So you’re not going to withdraw? Then don’t blame me for what happens to you. ‘

‘ So this is the full extent of the main branch’s strength? ‘

‘ _______, sometimes, your eyes are even better than mine. ‘

‘ The only destiny that every person shares.. is death. ‘

‘ You’ve hated and punished yourself for your own weakness. ‘

‘ I wasn’t crying! There was dust in my eyes. ‘

‘ You know…you were the only one I would have spared. ‘

‘ The body ages, but the mind is immortal. ‘

‘ ______, you saved me from the darkness. ‘

‘ I want to master all techniques to understand the truth of this world. ‘

‘ No matter what darkness lies ahead, I will pursue that path. ‘

‘ I’ve lived my life for one single purpose: to see you die! It ends here!! ‘

‘ I was unable to protect my friends. The mission failed.. ‘

‘ Even if our enemy is a small bug, we will not underestimate it. ‘

‘ I don’t care if you kill me…all that matters is you’ll die, too. ‘

‘ Knowing what I am doing isn’t the same as knowing how to stop me! ‘

‘ What can you possibly do in this situation? Spit at me? ‘

‘ By your age, my hands were already soaked in blood. ‘

‘ You say my future is death…? I’ve had enough of your bluffs. ‘

‘ You’re gonna die kid, wipe that grin off your face. ‘

‘ They’re my friends. They are precious to me… ‘

‘ Don’t tell me you still have feelings for your old home? ‘

‘ Let it go. You’ve gotta forget about revenge. ‘

‘ What makes you think you know anything about it?! It’s easy for you to talk. ‘

‘ Wait a minute. First we make a plan…then we nail those bastards. ‘

‘ You shouldn’t make promises you can’t keep. ‘

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⇁ like for an ask! limit like five or some shit because i’m not sure how awake this muse is.

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“It was a really nice concept.” Karura was referring to the game cafe she read about– except it was in New York and no way she was making the trip there just for that. Between themselves, they might not have a very impressive amount of games stashed somewhere. But there was that old nostalgia of table top games that she hasn’t revisited since childhood.

It sounded like the prime trip to memory lane.

“Settlers of Catan with milk and cookies on the side.”

“A shame it’s the only cafe like that in the country.” He would almost seem serious if it wasn’t for the look on his face, and the little ping on her phone that indicated a message (with a link to the website of a cafe that was just like she described, and only twenty minutes away.)

“Are we inviting your brother?” Adding Yashamaru to the mix would change his strategy some. Karura’s too nice when she plays. He can keep her long term for an easier victory in the end. But Yashamaru... he’s too nice and Tenzo is fairly sure he cheats, so he has to be the first to go.

The game is set out between them, warm cups of some spicy drink on the side, and an entire empty house to themselves. He wonders if it’s weird for her to sit in silence -- kids are off visiting their father, and she’s by herself. 

It’s probably why she invited him over in the first place.

“Have you played before?” He asks, picking up a card with a little sheep on it. “Or do you want me to run you through everything?”

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It's past midnight and Sakura is on his doorstep instead of her own, not entirely certain why. But she politely knocks anyway and waits for him to answer -- if he answers -- to maybe show him a tired smile and ask if she could stay with him. The hospital was crazy and Naruto threatened training with Sasuke as a 'reunion' and all she wanted to do was sleep and if she slept here, they wouldn't know where to find her. Help her, Taichou.

Well. His address is on record now. At least temporarily, until he’s shuffled back into the ANBU work cycle, and the need for secrecy trumps the need for post-war organization. 

He’s not surprised by the late night visitor more than he’s surprised by their polite way of making themselves known. Kakashi hops through the window every time. Sai is unnecessarily quiet, and always under the pretense of shinobi efficiency. 

Sakura knocks on his door like a normal person and that is very, very weird. 

He folds up the papers on his desk before standing up. Nothing special, just some of his work on rebuilding Konoha. Architectural plans for some of the districts that still needed work follow Pein’s attack, reviewing some of the recommendations for the roads and new standards in building code to be implemented in the next few houses he helped with. 

“I can’t think of the last time I had a guest show up the normal way.” He’s giving her a smile. “That does make me wonder what you’re going to ask me for.”

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Iruka knows Yamato does not keep a lot of things around. So, for Valentine’s Day Iruka has settled on a small card. It’s even made out of recycled paper so he can feel less guilty about it’s impending shredding. 

He’s convinced that there is a part of Iruka that likes to poke at him. Do things that he knows would irk him, or at best be met with an unamused stare.

The wood puns are definitely one of those things. And Yamato knows Iruka knows how he feels about them.

He sighs and folds up the card, sticking it into his back pocket as he walks back into his house. He’s not going to throw it away yet. It’ll sit in his kitchen for a few weeks before he tosses it away.

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⇁ yeah, those asks will get sent out eventually. i still have asks on mimi to send out and then some zelda to play and a best friend to moan about life with... soon, taichou. soon you will get into those askboxes.

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plotting / relationship / whatever call! it’s much easier this way. like if you want to work out some greater story or pre-established relationship with tenzo. or just hit me up on messenger.  

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max 10. these will be done by the end of the weekend! 

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max 10. these will be done by the end of the weekend! 

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.喝. coming in fast !! here’s a new dei brought to you by foster. give me some love and spread the word like butter on toast. much love !!

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But you will survive, only you must not hurry yourself. Grieving, mourning takes time, it has to change slowly from turbulence to calm flowing.

Martha Gellhorn, from Selected Letters of Martha Gellhorn (via luthienne)

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drapes herself across his couch waiting for the tea to heat up. He's ignoring her, so she doesn't mind laying her legs across his lap. // there's no yamasaku on your blog this is a sin

he’s not ignoring her. he just has a schedule to keep (one she is more than aware of), and the hour hand isn’t in her favor just yet.

“i hope you’re not trying to be discreet.” of course she isn’t. it’s her day off and she wants his attention. 

he closes the book in his hand with a thwap. he might as well give her what she wants, it’s not like he gains anything by being withholding now. he reaches down, fingers drumming across her skin.

“did you want something, sakura?” you’re going to have to tell him what it is.

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‘ and this… is the point where he goes completely crazy. ‘

he picks at a piece of fuzz on his pants. flicks it out of his fingers. watches it fall like a feather to the ground.

no protocol has been broken yet. and until it is, he’s content standing here. exasperated (just what she expects) and unamused (also what she expects.)

he kind of wants a drink.