ＡＲＭＥＤ ＡＮＤ ＲＥＡＤＹ－！

INDIE CANON DIVERGENT BUNNIE RABBOT FROM SONIC THE HEDGEHOG. GAMES BASED. BROUGHT TO YOU BY VETRA.

[rxbbot]

@lightdash​

As soon as she sees a flash of blue step inside the Resistance Headquarters, it takes Bunnie all of her restraint to stop herself from lunging at him and pulling him into a ginormous hug. Sonic has been through a lot, yes, but she’s not sure how well he’d take to being jumped on after six months of... well, she could only imagine.

After all, she’d been kidnapped by Robotnik before. Whatever he had done couldn’t have been pleasant.

“It’s a pleasure to see y’all in one piece, sugarhog!” Goodness, now she was about to cry. She’d just joined the Resistance not long ago and now here she was, already moving herself to tears! What a time it was these days; even in all the commotion, there was still hope.

“C’mon, let’s get you somethin’ to eat, an’ I’ll catch you up. Between the grills and my ma’s special chili recipe, I’m sure I can finagle a chili dog or two-!”

[rxbbot]

that all being said.

hit that like for a starter with this verse.

[rxbbot]

Been talking to @spatialgarden​ about coming back to Bunnie as of recent and getting her fitted up for any post-Forces threads since the Sonic RPC is gearing up again. Also to help wash off any remaining traces of Purple Antisemitic Moose, but that’s always a bonus with the territory.

With his help, I’m proud to introduce you to ---

BUNNIE’S NEW AND IMPROVED POST-FORCES VERSE.

It’s not really so much a verse as much of ‘what Bunnie’s been currently up to’ - she still does some bounty hunting work on the side, obviously, so it’s not like any major changes are afoot. The events of Forces, however, put her main job on the backburner because let’s face it: when the guy who altered the course of your life irrevocably takes over the planet, that’s a bit more important.

Naturally, she found her way to the Resistance and pitched in; her previous brush with Sonic and Tails, as well as her knowledge of the Badniks and how Robotnik operated, helped her gain some footing. And with so many new recruits pouring in, somebody had to be the one looking after them.

Since then - and even after Forces - Bunnie has been focused on training the newer and less experienced recruits, keeping them in top shape for the next time Eggman comes crawling out of whatever hole he came from. She’s a tough but fair trainer, and basically she’s also everyone’s big sister now.

Take a deep breath. Get yourself hydrated. And remember, those fifty push-ups aren’t gonna do themselves!

[rxbbot]

workthatsuckertodeath​:

   “He says ‘It’s Morbin’ Time’ in MY timeline, and that’s what makes it a masterpiece.”  Not missing a beat, he raised an index finger matter-of-factly. “He’s ALSO played by Keanu Reeves.”

Wait, there was a timeline where Morbius wasn’t played by a literal cult leader AND the iconic line was real? Sometimes life truly was unfair. At least, that was the conclusion Bunnie wanted to draw.

“I don’t know ‘bout callin’ it a masterpiece, hon,” she said, “Still seems like it’d be a mess o’ a movie either way.”

[workthatsuckertodeath]

   “Y’know, it’s always MOBIUS this, MOEBIUS that, MOEBIUS this, MOBIUS that, but what about MORBIUS, the god-like instant-classic hit that SWEPT the box office and became the highest-grossing film at over three hundred MORBILLION dollars and made MORBIUS’ iconic phrase ‘IT’S MORBIN’ TIME’ into a household saying?”

[rxbbot]

“Sugarhog... y’know he never actually says ‘It’s Morbin’ Time’ at any point in the film, right?”

[rxbbot]

“Now I’m no bug-eater myself, but I’ve got a mighty fine recipe for honey-roasted crickets if y’all are interested. They’re full o’ protein an’ healthy fats!”

[rxbbot]

“Howdy! I’m back from my Whole Foods run, what’d I miss?”

[rxbbot]

[rxbbot]

vibriribbon​:

   How odd! Vibri’s new friend was machine… but only part machine?? The roads leading through didn’t seem to go far enough… the robots she’d gone through before had at least twice as much road! On top of that, the road looked all twisty and chaotic, full of rough obstacles, like it was angry! Though Vibri always had the bad habit of being a tad bit overwhelming and breaking boundaries, she felt like she was seeing something she wasn’t supposed to.

   Having not traveled too far, she was quick to make her way back out. Bunnie’s robotic hand would suddenly move to point to the area in front of her, in a sort of finger gun gesture. Just as quickly as she was pulled in, Vibri popped back out, her frame wobbling a little bit before stabilizing back into her proper form.

   “Ah! Gomen, gomen!! Vibri is very sorry, I did not expect to touch machine! It is how Vibri does travel to other places! But, chotto matte…” She tilted her head, a triangular paw tapping her chin as question marks visibly popped in above her head.

   “…You say you are not machine?”

Oh thank goodness, she’s out. Bunnie let out a sigh of relief and reached for her robot arm, stabilizing it herself in preparation for the inevitable phantom pains that would hit her. Thankfully, Vibri didn’t seem to have reached her legs much, if at all. Considering Bunnie’s wheelchair was a ways away from where she was now, that was at least one thing she didn’t have to fret over.

“Aw, don’t go beatin’ yourself up all over it, sugar! Had I known that would’ve went down the way it did, I would’ve given you my other hand instead.” She still looked winded from the experience, but her tone was otherwise light-hearted and reassuring for the sake of Vibri. “But y’know, now that we know, we know, and it won’t happen again! Y’get what I’m sayin’, right?”

Vibri’s question, however, sobered Bunnie up a little more. To be fair, it was a question she probably should’ve anticipated; a lot of people, especially young children, would probably have ‘are you a machine’ as one of their first questions for her. Not that Bunnie liked answering it, mind you, but at this point she was used to it.

“Nah, sorry, I’m no machine. It’s a long story an’ I don’t like talkin’ ‘bout it much, but all y’ need to know is a real bad man did... things to me.” She went silent for a moment as she pondered if she had the energy to explain something as traumatic as roboticization to a being so innocent and childlike like Vibri.

No, she didn’t. Time to go the optimistic route.

“But y’ gotta make the most of bad situations sometimes--- and that’s what I did!” Or am tryin’ to do, at least.

[mysuperlaserpiss]

💐Happy Easter💐

[rxbbot]

@vibriribbon​ | x

As soon as Bunnie touched hands with the mysterious stranger, she seemingly disappeared in a flash of light. At the same time, a strange, fuzzy sensation plowed straight through Bunnie’s inorganic parts. It was almost like having your foot fall asleep when sitting for too long, except more. Good gravy, she was gonna feel that in the morning.

“Whoa-ho!” Bunnie staggered back from the force of the strange reaction, eyes darting back and forth in search of her new friend. Her question was soon answered when Vibri started talking to her... well, sort of. She still couldn’t see Vibri, but she could hear her loud and clear, as if she were standing right behind her.

“What in tar- no! I may be many things, but I ain’t no machine-!” She continued turning around and searching the area for where Vibri may have gone. “Look, sugar, it’s a long story--- one I’m better off tellin’ when we get you outta my arm!”

She thought about who could possibly help. Tails, maybe, but... was he even qualified for this kind of thing?

[phantomtied]

“Im going to starbucks anyone want anything?”

[rxbbot]

“Grande White Chocolate and Mocha Frappuccino, two pumps raspberry syrup, an’ some whipped cream on top, sugar.”

“Oh! An’ maybe of those lil’ scones they’ve always got. No preference on flavor, jus’ surprise me!”

[rxbbot]

“Aww, sugar, you’re always gonna be my lil... pog champ? Am I doin’ it right, y’all?” Forgive Bunnie, she needs to catch up on Internet lingo.

Well, either way. “C’mere, you!”

[tarotguided]

Hello again, everyone. It’s Rosie. Since the original callout came out, it found its way to one more person hurt by Tycho. They have since reached out to us and described their experiences, and I am here to post a link to their document on their behalf.

Here is Nought’s personal document on their experiences with Tycho. Please read at your on discretion.

tw for sexual harassment, emotional abuse, gaslighting, racism and rape cw for nsfw text

[lycanastrophe]

please read.

[lycanastrophe]

please reread, i’ve had to add an update to this doc.

TRIGGER WARNING FOR ANTISEMITISM AND THE K-SLUR.

[tarotguided]

Here is a master post of every callout about Tycho today so far. 

ROSIE: TAROTGUIDED, ANTIHEDGEHOG  VINCENT:  KOOPAKLAW VETRA: LYCANASTROPSHE, RXBBOT TOBY: HEROQUILLS JACKIE: NVLLSPACE

[sternenteile]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/10qj1LB-5quZK5FQn_RMXhWwgL1sfAjLlunDhbz7ejaQ/edit

adding my account here too.

i am infuriated and i will not tolerate behavior like this bullshit. and if any more false shit is spread about my friends due to this mother fucker, there will be hell to pay.

[lycanastrophe]

please read.