TERMINATION PROTOCOLS ACTIVATED

"No." [ A Roleplay and Askblog for Wilhelm the Enforcer of Borderlands the Pre-Sequel and  Borderlands 2 ] Disclaimer: Adults doing adult things. 18+ Content.

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I know what you guys are thinking... Wilhelm, your boss is getting beaten up by his boyfriend why aren’t you doing anything-- Eehh, Whatever. That’s like everyday for them. What’s new?

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Aaah... That was a good upgrade.

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“Woah. That is both frightening and really cool. I want in on this.”

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The lines used to simply serve as a guide but now it was all too different. Broken lines turned into overlapped jagged ones. If one’s sense of smell was sensitive enough they would be able to sniff out the smell of markers on Wilhelm. At the moment he was a the back of Concordia moving the marker back and forth on his skin. It had been long since he had a major implant and it felt like death to him. He could have just changed things but a certain gladiator had him somehow wanting to change his mind. Still, the addiction continued to egg him and the only thing he could think of to substitute the sharp feeling of amputation was simply marking it. It worked at first but recently it had been failing and he had lost count of how many markers he had emptied. This was a little secret of his. He was a private person after all. It didn’t matter if citizens of Concordia saw, they were too scared to meddle with him but--- “Woah. That is both frightening and really cool. I want in on this.” He sharply turned to the direction where the familiar robotic voice came from as a hand quickly hid the marks on his forearm. “Claptrap.” He didn’t move. “What did you see?”

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tinyanarchy Blinks at the tiny cyborg girl.

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Blinks back at the giant cyborg man.

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“...Oh.” Wilhelm was not exactly sure of how to react to this.

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nxrcissxs​

Wilhelm’s eye was acting up again. Probably because of the rot and really no matter how many times Jack reminded the cyborg about it, he can’t seem to do anything that would stop it permanently. Replacing it could only do so much. But the pain was tolerable.

“Jack, it’s fine. I’m fine.”

“No.” Was Jack’s stubborn reply.

The Hyperion CEO patted his lap and gestured the other to lie down. “Chop, chop, pumpkin. I don’t have all day!” He could’ve just directed Wilhelm to the nearby laboratory but that would take time and effort on his account. He was in a comfy position on a comfy couch. The only reason he’d get up is if he got bored.

“Well? I’m waiting.”

The rot was coming out again. Wilhelm could not help but wonder why this was happening. It was probably a mismatch of material with his body this time. Flesh parts were always sensitive after all, probably why he hated it. At least Jack was there. He laid down as his boss ordered him to. “My body’s rejecting the damn thing again.”

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FILL MY ASK WHILE I DO THINGS

‘✉’ for an unsent letter from my character to yours.

‘♥’ and a name, and I’ll kiss them.

‘♡’ and my character(s) will cuddle yours!

a word and I’ll write a headcanon based on it.

‘♪’ and I’ll put my playlist on shuffle to tell you our song.

‘Ω’ and I’ll tell you what my character(s) thinks of yours.

a ship you have for my character(s) and I’ll tell you what I think.

age and a question and my character(s) will answer as that age.

unwanted (or bad) advice for my character(s).

ask my characters for advice.

bad (but hilarious) pick-up lines!

prompts or drabble ideas!

Questions!

‘Crush?’ for any romantic interest my character(s) might have for someone.

‘Confess?’ and my character(s) will have to confess something to yours. (whether it be feelings, opinions, a secret — whatever; feel free to specify)

‘Fetish?’ for one thing that is sexually appealing to my character(s).

☹ for a turn-off

a headcanon you have for my character(s) — I will accept/reject.

“[name]…has passed away” for my character’(s’) reaction.

★ for an IC fact, or ☆ for an OOC fact

Give my character a difficult decision

‘Would you rather…’

♛ and I’ll summarize our muses’ relationship with a gif.

✖ and I will give you a fear that my character has in dealing with yours

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Hi mom,

You’re kinda dead.

Love, Wilhelm

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tinyanarchy Blinks at the tiny cyborg girl.

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Wilhelm the Robot Part 1

nxrcissxs: god I love SpongeBob refs, imagine claptrap as SponegBob and Wilhelm as Mr Krabs!!

CL4P-TP: Let's see, in the movie the robots didn't have a sense of humor! They couldn't laugh. Hey, Wilhelm!!!

Wilhelm: What?

CL4p-TP: Athena just told me a hilarious joke and I thought you might like to hear it!

Wilhelm: Well, let's hear it.

CL4p-TP: Okay, here it goes! Uhh, how'd it go Athena?

Athena: What? Uhhh, it went, umm, uhh, let's see, uhh... why couldn't the 11-year-old get into the pirate movie?

Wilhelm: Why?

Athena: It was rated "Arr!" Because it's... about... pi....rates?

Wilhelm: ... Athena. That was .... horrible.

CL4P-TP: [gasps] Not even a chuckle. See, Athena? He didn't laugh because he couldn't laugh because he's... [zooms in on him] ...a robot!

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nxrcissxs: Athena: There's a logical explanation why he didn't laugh, Claptrap. Even I agree that yes, it was horrid. The only reason you think Wilhelm is fully robotic is because you watched that stupid movie.

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did someone do this already? 

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OH MY FUCKING SHIT

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“Where’s my jack?”

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You need help finding your jack?

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If it’s hurting then you’re doing it wrong. ... Unless they actually want it to hurt.

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When a man and a robot totally wanna diddle each other, they do this thing called interfacing. Interfacing is when you pull out this data jack from a place in your body, in my case it’s the back of my neck, and put it in their port. Then the two start sending electric stimulation to each other’s brain! Practice safe interfacing and install an anti-virus.

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tassiterproxy started following you

Oh, great.

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Grunts.

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“Oh gosh, did Wilhelm get you into that Robocop nonsense?”

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“You know what we do to blasphemers back in my planet?”