VALENTINEâS INSPIRED MEMES
"He loves me, he loves me not⊠oh."
"She loves me, she loves me not⊠oh."
"I donât think itâs loveâŠ"
"So, is there anyone youâre secretly crushing on?"
"I donât even like chocolate."
"Yeah, nothing says âI love youâ more than a bouquet thatâll die in two daysâŠ"
"Iâm not sure if theyâre a secret admirer or a stalker⊠but at least they have good taste in gifts."
"Oh! Itâs my favourite time of year."
"If I send a mass text to all the people I like, I donât need to get all of them gifts do I?"
"Iâve never had a Valentine."
"Will you be my Valentine?"
"Do you have a Valentine yet?"
"No one ever serenades me any more."
"Just donât write a song and play it in front of everyone again⊠itâs embarrassing."
"Oh, so youâre my secret admirer?"
"I may have been admiring you not so secretly."
"Just because you like me doesnât mean the feeling is mutual."
"Seeing as weâve both not got anyone, do you want to come to mine and watch a film?
"Weâre never getting back together."
"So, he got me a teddy bear, but we fought and he tore off itâs head."
"How about instead of being ridiculous on one day of the year, you just be a decent partner for the other 364 days?!"
"Weâre not together any more."
"If you havenât booked a table we definitely wonât get to eat there on such short notice."
"Itâs just Valentineâs day⊠I donât see the big deal."
"What do you mean you didnât get me anything?"
"Iâm feeling sick, is it okay if we arrange our date for another night?"
"Iâm not sure if theyâre a secret admirer or a stalkerâŠ."
"Well⊠they donât know Iâm going out with you so weâre going to have a girls night sitting in and cry about being singleâŠ"
"Iâve got the lube and strawberries, weâre all set!"
"I got out the whipped cream and she slammed the door in my face."
"When he said he would give me a pearl necklace, I thought I was getting actual jewelry."
"It would have been a lot more romantic if you de-thorned the rose before you put it in your mouthâŠ"
"Iâm all for dressing up⊠but, how do you wear this?"
"If I see another couple holding hands, Iâll⊠Iâll-"
"Young love, isnât it sweet?"
"Who did you get all these roses for?"
"I donât love you, Iâm just here for the chocolate."
"So, let me get this right, you want me to be a stand in to make the person you like jealous?"
"Thatâs the least romantic thing anyone has ever said to meâŠ"
"What are you doing? Why are you on one knee? Get up! Get up!"
"My mum gave me a rose because she felt sorry for me."
"Look, you can buy me all the chocolates in the world, I still wonât go out with you."
"A diamond ring? I appreciate the offer⊠but donât you think this is a bit⊠excessive?"