god is a woman.

Rosalie Imani Reed. 21. Student by day, dancer by night. Chicago raised, Portland living.

[rxseimani]

my muse for rose is...weird, im figuring her out, maybe considering a fc change, idk yet! but hmu for plots for jenni and killian (and rose) and text threads bc i work extra hours for the holiday money ya know? 

[endlesskehlani]

[rxseimani]

“This may all seem like a bunch of witchcraft, and okay, it definitely kind of is, but it’ll be good for you, I promise” she was moving around her living room, lighting just the right combination of incense and candles. Once she had down that and examined the room, make sure the lighting and the energy felt right, she gestured towards the two large pillows on the floor. “Sit, I have one more thing to do” she explained before she was off to grab a red, yellow and orange candle, settling them in the space between the two large pillows on the ground and then finally setting crossed legged on her own pillow “you wanna talk about what’s going on before we begin?”

@kareem-salia

[brittsmemes]

Suggest two people for my muse to have a threesome with and my muse will tell you yes or no.

[rxseimani]

tjclarke‌:

“Fuck you!” TJ screamed at the guy who he was currently being pulled away from, the situation slowly starting to diffuse. His temper and compulsion to binge drink made him no stranger to bar fights and this definitely wasn’t his first. “This is the last time I’m coming to this shitty ass bar.” He was speaking to nobody in particular, just now noticing the scene that the ruckus created. Bringing a thumb to his lip to check for blood, he was pleased to see there wasn’t any. “Is my fucking face okay? That’s my moneymaker,” he added, his words slurred and breath reeking of rum.

“Hey, hey, TJ, calmate”  Rose tried to sound a mix of soothing and demanding, because god, she could not afford to bail him out if this turned any more south and she definitely hated both seeing him this way, and violence at all.  She pushed at his chest when the person holding him back let him go, getting him as far away from the other guy as she could, and then, rolling her eyes because of course he was worried about his face “you’re beautiful, but fuck, could you not try to get yourself killed, please?”

[allofthe-memes-blog]

Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]

[glitzcheltanarps-blog-deactivat]

[text]: I’m doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

[text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS

[text]: We’re bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway…ur missing out

[text]: I’m sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

[text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass

[text]: Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.

[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party

[text]: I’m going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don’t text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.

[text]: What’s Spanish for “I shouldn’t have worn these underwear to work?”

[text]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.

[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.

[text]: Hey, it’s not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn’t handle the rough sex you’re into.

[text]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.

[text]: I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed…

[text]: You couldn’t even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

[text]: I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool

[text]: I still don’t know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.

[text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.

[text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don’t know what 89% of them were.

[text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE

[text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.

[text]: Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him

[text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn’t drink tequila.

[text]: I want my tombstone to read “making poor life decisions since 1993”

[text]: Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.

[text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[text]: Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.

[text]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

[text]: When you licked the fourth stranger’s cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.

[text]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.

[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?

[text]: That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don’t let friends choose tampons drunk.

[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

[text]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night

[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

[text]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don’t have to wear a bra with my dress

[text]: Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?

[text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.

[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[text]: She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?

[text]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.

[text]: So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together

[text]: That’s a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

[text]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there’s that

[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I’m not pregnant

[text]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn’t know I was Austin last night

[text]: I wouldn’t know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

[text]: Turns out the dorm toilet can’t take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.

[text]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don’t tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.

[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..

[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box…I have never been prouder to be related to you

[text]: I straight up told your dad I’ve slept with a majority of your family

[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

[rxseimani]

declanflanagan‌:

“I can drink you under the table any day, you do realize that, right”, Declan said, rolling his eyes at her. He could have protested harder, but maybe Rose had a point. He probably needed some people to drag him out sometimes. Even if he’d end up babysitting her drunk ass for the night. “Besides, I was out all weekend last week, you’re so unreasonable.”

“I may be tiny but I can hold my liquor. Years of underage drinking will build up a tolerance” she shot back, only mildly offended.  Okay, maybe not even offended at all, because Declan was like that, and she was used to that. “Unreasonable, persistent, a good time, whatever gets you drinking, and having a good time, it doesn’t matter to me, now” she tapped the bottom of his glass “drink up”

[rxseimani]

it’s been a hot minute since I replied to things on rose because i am a trash ™ person so if you’d like new threads, lmk. if not imma reply to what’s in my drafts

[rxseimani]

tjclarke‌:

“Then if you want to be scared you can just watch a horror movie online or something,” he countered. “You just love some spooky shit huh, Mani? I’m just saying… I don’t feel like paying all that money to run around a corn maze or something. For sixty dollars I better die.”

“Or, I could do both. Haunted houses, scary movies, I want to be freaked the fuck out.”  she shook her head, laughing “I really do, is that weird? Horror movies soothe me, I think I built up a tolerance because I was scared by everything as a kid. But nah for real, you only pay $60 if it’s good, none of this DIY stuff.”

[rxseimani]

ROSALIE IMANI REED; an aesthetic moodboard.

“it is when I stopped searching for home within others and lifted the foundation of home within myself I found there were no roots more intimate than those between a mind and body that have decided to be whole.”

[rxseimani]

blairburnsnews‌:

“Oh yeah. You know exactly what I’m talking about. At least there are other teams in Chicago that don’t have racist logos. They should just all stick with animals, right? It’s way harder to be racist when you’re using an animal as your logo.”

“White Sox, the Cubs, the Bulls, all considerably better compared to the Blackhawks. Right! Animals and like, inanimate objects are your best bet when it comes to naming a sports team and also, their logos. I still don’t understand the justifications for it all, either. If someone tells you it’s racist, it’s probably racist.”

[rxseimani]

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Text 📱Rose 🌹❤️

Reem: i can work with that, i definitely can. i cant be playing with my head clouded like this. I know, I know but...maybe I could have dialed it back and not freaked her the fuck out. She gave me this like..weird explanation and it made my head spin. I know I should probably cut my losses but she's so...idek how to describe it man

Rose: We'll get rid of all that negativity, cleanse your soul and energy. You'll be able to go into your next conversation with her with a clear heart and mind. You wanna tell me what she said that's got you all fucked up?

[trustissued]

My heart will always be soft. I will never stop looking for the good and love in everything. You can’t take that away from me.

[rxseimani]

Text 📱Rose 🌹❤️

Reem: I have zero doubts about that.

Reem: I think I might need a feelings sesh. I need to cleanse my body of all this shit. It's a lot of things but like I've been seeing this woman, kind of and I don't know...I think I fucked it all up by being too honest.

Rose: okay so we’ll go to my place, light some candles and really just get our feelings out. Purge the negativity and figure it out, ya know? Also honesty is never a fuck up. Life is way too short to hold back.

[rxseimani]

Text 📱Rose 🌹❤️

Reem: Hell yess!!! Dude do whatever you want.

Reem: And thank god you texted me back cause I've been meaning to text you all week. My life has been WEIRD.

Reem: Feelings are fucking weird. I wish there was a way to shut 'em off sometimes.

Rose: I'm gonna be the #1 fan/stan you don't even know.

Rose: Okay so tell me what's going on? Do you want to do a feelings sesh? Do I need to burn an anahata candle?

[rxseimani]

tjclarke‌:

“I never really got the concept of haunted houses. They want me to pay sixty bucks to get scared when I can go to the hood and do that shit for free?”

“I agree with like fifty percent of what you’re saying, maybe even less. Like for real though I love a good haunted house, I love being scared intentionally. I like the thrill and nerves first going in and like, what’s going to be behind every corner and  the idea that I’m not actually going to get hurt or killed by some demon or slasher is also nice.”