heathers sentence meme
Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?
Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.
There are no stupid questions.
That's the stupidest question I've ever heard.
[insert name here], you look like hell.
I just killed my best friend.
The extreme always seems to make an impression.
Suicide is a private thing.
You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic!
Are we going to prom or to hell?
Why are you pulling on my dick?
Why do you have to be such a mega bitch?
It's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience.
She's my best friend. God, I hate her.
It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.
I don't really like your friends either.
Maybe it's time to take a vacation.
Will someone tell me why I smoke these damn things?
Our love is god, let's go get a slushie.
I've already started underlining meaningful passages in her copy of Moby Dick, if you know what I mean.
That knife is filthy.
You don't deserve my fucking speech.
Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up.
I say we just grow up, be adults and die.
I loved you. Course, I was coming up here to kill ya...
They all want me as a friend or a fuck.
Some people need different kinds of convincing than others
Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?
Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?
Nice guys finish last, I should know.
You blow it tonight, girl, and it's keggers with kids all next year.
My teenage angst bullshit has a body count.













