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@ryanddavis
i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead
i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on
she transitioned
I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice
Memes I have saved to my google drive for some reason part 90
Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes
what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president
You bitches really won’t let me catch a fucking break huh
starting a collection
everyone shut up and look at this
One thing I do to myself accidentally but frequently is what I call "dildo jumpscare" which is when I play with a toy and then bring it into the shower with me after to clean it, then leave it there to dry, the forget it until I open the shower next
just found out I’m an American horse pirate
If you weren’t fucking with me before my 44 cent raise don’t try to act like you know me now ✋
Anyway
The Crown Estate, which manages the property portfolio owned by Britain’s King Charles, is taking legal action against Elon Musk’s Twitter o
My favourite way of learning news.
Oh my god, it's more unpaid Twitter rent. Twitter's London headquarters are on Crown Estate land, they're the landlord.
Given that Prince Charles is still trying desperately to make us like him and has started putting a lot of publicly-known-about Crown Estate profits into the public purse, I wonder if the same would happen here if we all... made a fuss? Turned this into a public case? Made it clear this one is perfect for His Maj's please-stop-hating-me personal campaign?
Could the struggling poor of Britain going through a cost of living crisis take Elon Musk's money, is what I'm saying
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