ryanisalantern

Floridian. Texan. Gay. I mostly post things that I think are funny, related to Disney, or involve men not wearing much clothing.

[ryanisalantern]

I feel like we’re just in the season finale of Tumblr.

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“Until we meet again”

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Reblog if you suck dick or like French fries

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i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

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my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

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4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

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If ur white and like this post I fux with u

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^absolutely

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5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

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i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

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6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

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Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

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yesyesyesyes

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7. I still don’t know how to season chicken

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.: B I R T H B Y S L E E P :.

∂εstιηү ιs ηεvεя ℓεғt tσ cнαηcε.

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If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

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Need my $10

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Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

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Always reblog Alexander Hamilton the tomcat.

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i dont want 10$ i want more but i’ll take it 

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The Obamas read Where The Wild Things Are, Easter 2016

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And people wonder why i love them

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I am going to miss them… So much…

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Obama 2016 please don’t leave…we really love you guys!!!

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“partners” | disneyland

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trying to look ambiguously gay enough that you ping other girls’ gaydars but not so much that you alert the straights to your presence: an autobiography

[ryanisalantern]

626

Good number. Great photo. Only complaint is that I wish I could see more. ;) Mmmmmm

[ryanisalantern]

Fact

I like to send nudes. 💁🏻‍♂️

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maybe she’s born with it

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😍😍😍😍😍

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