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all you have is your fire and the place you need to reach don't you ever tame your demon

[roryelaine-deactivated20170312]

There hadn’t been a single moment in the past week that she thought about anyone other than Scarlett Johansson. Her hair. Her lips. The way she stood for women’s rights. Banging her against the table in front of her, Rory sighed heavily. Sure she had been on break for 15 minutes too long, but she needed more ScarJo time. “I. Need. Her,” Rory whisper-yelled to anyone who would listen. Panera was pretty empty today so there weren’t a lot of people to relish in her shortcomings. 

[ryanrly]

Ryan looked around, realizing there was no one in the restaurant for Rory to have been talking to besides them. “Em, what?” They asked, trying to figure out exactly what she was talking about. “Who’s ‘her,’ exactly? Or who is she, to correct my shit grammar”

[francisrhineheart-blog]

“I learned an incredibly important life lesson today. If there’s a person in all black hanging out at a funeral home the last thing you want to do is tell them your daily joke about death because more likely than not they’re a mourner and they’ll report you to your boss. My boss is my dad though so I got off gently. I definitely don’t plan on ever doing that again.”

[ryanrly]

ryan looked at francis in astonishment, putting their hand over their heart and shaking their head. “just because you’re goth doesn’t mean everyone else is, francis,” they said. “i hang out here because all your dead friends won’t shut up when i’m around other people. you should really cremate more people, by the way. they don’t like how ugly decomposition is.”

[ryanrly]

@princessry: i'm fucking knackered mate lmao

[deactivated555-deactivated20171]

“The female angler fish comes in many shapes, colors, and shades…of ugly. Its like a rainbow…of ugly.” First makeup of 2016 is angler mermaid for some reason

[ryanrly]

jroosevelt:

“I don’t mind.” Jesse smiles, once provided with an explanation. To be honest, he would’ve minded without the explanation. Once brought back to topic, he wracks his brain for what, exactly, they were taking about. “Uh, hipsters, I think?” He replies, adding a chuckle. “But let’s not, because who cares? Where are you from?”

“It’s not obvious?” Ryan asked, raising their brows in surprise. “England. Specifically a bit north, but we all sound the same to Americans, don’t we?” They smiled and took another sip of their coffee, nearly gagging, but not wanting to waste the money they’d spent on it. “What’s Seattle like?”

[ryanrly]

@ohmylo: i didn't sign up for this cold weather 🙃

@princessry: @ohmylo it's a balmy 2 degrees mate

[ryanrly]

jroosevelt:

Jesse visibly blushes when he notices Ryan’s gaze lingering thoughtfully on him for a noticeable amount of time. And then Ryan seems to notice. “Long enough.” Jesse chuckles, allowing himself to smile. 

“Fucking hell, sorry,” Ryan mumbled, frustrated with themself. “I’ve got epilepsy, and a form of seizures I get makes it look like I’m being weird and staring.” They chewed their lip. “What... what were we talking about, again?”

[ryanrly]

jroosevelt:

Jesse nods in respect at the comment Ryan makes on alternative pronouns. Then he quickly turns to the question the other posed, knowing exactly how to answer. “Because it’s the result of a Seattleite hipster who was trying to be different.” He smiles, adding a scoff to the end. “I’d know, I’m a Seattleite hipster.”  

“Is it? I figured it was such a long time ago that that wasn’t exactly what happened.” Ryan stared directly at Jesse for a few seconds (as far as they knew), but it could have been minutes. “Mm, what?” They asked as they came to, rubbing their eyes. “How long was I staring?”

[ryanrly]

jroosevelt:

“They or he.” Jesse responds with a cheerful smile. “Or kinda just any that aren’t she?” He elaborates. Jesse’s always felt strongly genderless, not really subscribing to one or another gender. Non binary boy is what he usually responds when asked.

“Understandable. I hate anything that isn’t they/them. I had one person ask me why I didn’t use xe pronouns and I was just like, ‘do I look like a fucking robot mate?’ I’m a judgmental twat, though, so maybe it’s just me.” Ryan smiled and sipped their coffee, sighing heavily. “Why is Starbucks such shit?”

[ryanrly]

jroosevelt:

Jesse smiles at the other, especially at their giggle. “Jesse. Likewise.” He replies. “What’re your pronouns?” He asks, attentively. He’s been trying to make a habit out of it, as he appreciates it every time someone asks him. 

“Oh, em,” Ryan stumbles over their words, taken aback that someone actually asked what their pronouns were, “they.” They folded their hands in their lap and tilted their head in curiosity. “What about you?”

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[ryanrly]

jroosevelt:

“Plus, some dudes have vaginas. So equating the female sex to femininity and being woman makes absolutely zero sense.” He was glad to meet someone else who shared similar views on gender and sex as he did. 

Ryan sighed in relief and dramatically threw their hand over their heart. “I’m so glad someone gets me other than my fucking cis brother.” They giggled and held out their hand, sitting up more. “I’m Ryan. Nice to meet you, dear.”

[ryanrly]

jroosevelt:

Jesse gulps, furrowing his brow and nodding vigorously. “I mean, pink’s fine and all but not all women are female.” He adds, taking a sip of the drink in his hand. “So all those estrogen against fascism signs are kind of irrelevant.”

“Exactly. Nearly everything I own is either pink or black, so I’m obviously not against the color choice, but... it’s just damning to see so many people not having a fucking clue. Penises belong to some women, it’s not that difficult of a concept.”

[foxistrash-deactivated20181027]

Every princess must haves (3/??) a little naughty ver.

[ryanrly]

“You know,” Ryan started, re-crossing their legs and leaning back in their chair, “the women’s march is great and all... but the equating of womanhood to loving pink and having a vagina is grossly transphobic. It’s a shame how many TERFs walked among people who actually believe in, you know, equality.”

[ryanrly]

@hyfryan: he’s not as cool and collected as he leads everyone to believe (:

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