Ryder Lynn.

Hey, I'm Ryder Lynn and this is my Tumblr, but I guess you probably already knew that. I'm a junior at Mckinely and a member of the Glee Club and the Football team. I've been told that I give good advice, so if you ever need anything don't be afraid to ask!

[legendary-lysander]

So I decided to come out of my room

[legendary-lysander]

Oh yeah? What’s up?

Well you can come take one if you want. Kitty told me to lock them in a bag so I have to run to the store to grab some ziplocks before I can do anything. Oh, nothing, Kitty just said I was second string I just wanted to make sure that people didn’t think that because that’s just wrong. 

[ryder-themegastud]

I think I may have a girlfriend? I mean, she hasn't flat out said the words but, I'm hoping she will..

You're going to put them in zip-lock bags? Okay, I'm no animal expert or anything, but how exactly do you expect them to breathe in there? I don't think that's a very good idea. Oh, no, dude you're good. She was probably just messing with you!

[h-o-t-t-kitty-wilde]

I could help you with stuff, show you how I do it and we could study together. I’m a good study partner. Oh god, the glee assignment. I’m completely stuck, I was thinking of singing Cruella DeVille or something.

[ryder-themegastud]

That sounds perfect actually. I don't think I could ask for a better study partner. I'll pay you in like, cookies - or something more intimate, if you prefer. I'm sure you would totally rock that, but I've got something in mind for both of us. If I wouldn't be an awful duet partner?

[h-o-t-t-kitty-wilde]

Ryder, dyslexia doesn’t mean you’re stupid, it just means that you learn differently from everyone else. If you want, I could help you with that. I don’t have any plans, sounds good. What idea?

[ryder-themegastud]

I know that, but that doesn't change the facts, one being that I suck at Biology and would definitely make you bomb your test. Help me, huh? What did you have in mind? Perfect. And it's nothing huge, just about this week's glee assignment.

[h-o-t-t-kitty-wilde]

Nothing much. I have a biology test tomorrow that I’m doing late-night cramming for and it’s turning my brain into mush. Maybe a bit of that, too.

[ryder-themegastud]

Well, I would offer to help but I think we both know that I will probably make you fail that test if I'm anywhere near it. If you can spare a little time tomorrow at lunch, we should ditch the cafeteria and go grab a bite. I want to run an idea by you anyway..

[ryder-themegastud]

Favorite thing about the person you like?

Can I say everything or...?

Her smile. Definitely her smile. It just lights up a room, and I can't look away.

[h-o-t-t-kitty-wilde]

I notice everything. 

[ryder-themegastud]

Of course you do.. 

How are you spending your night Kitty? Other than missing me like crazy. 

[legendary-lysander]

So I decided to come out of my room

[legendary-lysander]

Yo! Ryder! How’s it hanging man?

Missing you and my other bros. And trying to get the wicked witch of the west to get rid of these ferrets she put in my car…you know I’m on the first string of the football team, right?

[ryder-themegastud]

Great actually!

Someone put ferrets in your car? Dude, that's really weird. But you should let me keep one, I've always found those things kinda cute. Of course I knew that dude, why, what's up?

[ryder-themegastud]

Are you a virgin?

That's not really any of your business, alright?

[ryder-themegastud]

Do you ever want to sleep with Kitty?

I - uhh.. we're taking things slowly anon. Maybe a little bit..

[h-o-t-t-kitty-wilde]

ryder-themegastud liked your photo

[h-o-t-t-kitty-wilde]

[ryder-themegastud]

Oh, you noticed that.. huh?

[ryder-themegastud]

[legendary-lysander]

So I decided to come out of my room

I know you guys missed me.

So who wants to catch me up on what I’ve missed?

[ryder-themegastud]

Sam, hey dude! Glad to see you've joined us here. What's goin' on with you lately bro?

[ryder-themegastud]

Do you want to ever be in a relationship with Kitty?

Of course I do! At the moment, I can't think of another thing I want more. We haven't really defined what we are though, I guess I'm scared to ask.

[your-mr-will-schuester-blog]

How is everyone doing today?

I have a surprise for everyone in Glee club so you guys should be excited! 

[ryder-themegastud]

A surprise? You should totally tell me what it is! I can keep a secret, I swear. 

[ryder-themegastud]

I frequently picture myself making babies with you too the sweet ramblings of Marilyn Manson..

[h-o-t-t-kitty-wilde]

I am never singing again. || Private

[h-o-t-t-kitty-wilde]

Thank you. Yeah, I would’ve stuck around. You don’t know how long I’ve been wanting to kiss you. Yeah, and you have to teach me how to play the Donkey Kong thing. Or is that part of Mario Kart? 

Good thing it was me, at least.

[ryder-themegastud]

Well, we'll fix that soon enough. What about Puck? Aren't you two a - thing or something? Donkey Kong is part of Mario Kart, but it's okay, I won't hold that against you! And I'm still going to whoop your butt, make no mistake!

I couldn't have wished for better. 

[kurt--nyc--hummel]

So! It is time to see all this time of watching HIMYM really paid off or not.

I’m not sure if I’m cut out to be a wingman!

I will get back to you if the “Have.. you met Rachel?” line will really work in the real world. Wish the two of us luck

[ryder-themegastud]

I'm not sure how well that will work, but I do wish you guys luck!